F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lee]

The Results!​

Well we've all had a laugh at the Red Bull drivers trying to be cool, here's the finest efforts:

1st:Solid Lifters: "In this week's episode of 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'..."

2nd:kylehnat: Speed: "Okay, we're one member short of an Anglo-Saxon Jackson 5. All we need is a Tito."
Liuzzi: "Jackson 5??!! You told me Village People!! Now I look like ridiculous, all dressed up like a pirate!!"
Doornbos: "Can I be Jermaine?"

3rd:Touring Mars: "Scott, how do you make a Venetian blind?"

4th:Specialized: "Err.....excuse me guys, i couldnt help but notice your awful dress sense. If you look towards the end of the road you will see a shop which will sell you some nice clothes so you dont look like a pair of prats!"

5th:DQuaN: Turn the camera 180 degrees.

YOU'VE BEEN SATO'D!!!

So another win for Solid Lifters, that's 2 in a row and catapults him up the leaderboard. Here's picture 5:



What could Felipe be saying to the medic??

 

[TVRKing]

*Removed due to new answer on next page.*

 

[Touring Mars]

FM: "What is that?"
Medic: "That's a steering wheel, Felipe"

 

[Lee]

FM: "What is that?"
Medic: "That's a steering wheel, Felipe"

That's pretty damn funny.

 

[DQuaN]

Dude, i need to borrow your car quick....

Oh wait... Merc engine? Hmm, i'll pass thanks.

 

[livemusic]

Quick, let me in. Now go get that RBR!

 

[Solid Lifters]

"I'm telling you guys, I'm not drunk! That wall got in MY way, OK?! So, how long do I have to walk on this stupid white line?"

 

[Pupik]

Massa: "No thanks, I'm fine. But I hear Montoya's going to clean the Mercedes buffet table later on and then playing tennis."

 

[Diego440]

(Medics performing the stop & go prank on Massa)
Medic: Sucker!

 

[Kylehnat]

FINAL ENTRY

Massa (concussed): "Hey sailors, lookin' for a good time?"
Medic: "Oh dear God! Quick, get the tranquilizers!"
Massa: "Ooooooh, kinky!"

 

[Dropout.]

Yes officer, that's the guy.

 

[F1GTR]

I'll just put this here:

Button: Arrrggh...I started on pole, now I'm down in 5th, what else could happen?
Fisi: I told Jenson not to eat Mexican for breakfast...

 

[Dropout.]

These Aussies barbeque like no one else!

 

[Solid Lifters]

I'll just put this here:

Button: Arrrggh...I started on pole, now I'm down in 5th, what else could happen?
Fisi: I told Jenson not to eat Mexican for breakfast...

You're supposed to do the picture provided.

 

[Omnis]

Massa: May I take your order?
Medics: Got any sandwiches?
Massa: Okay, one second...

 

[Jay]

Massa: Damn Mercedes get that smug look off you face!

 

[Specialized]

Massa: "Ha Ha Ha Ha Look at this, a little bird has pooped on your car"

Medics: "Ha Ha Ha Ha, at least we have a car!"

 

[F1GTR]

You're supposed to do the picture provided.

Yes, I already knew that. That's why I put "I'll just put this here."

 

[Diego440]

final entry changed here

 

[Dougboy]

Massa: Tell Jean Todt about this and I'll kill you both

Medics:

 

[V8 power]

Final Entry:
"Have you got a jump mate?"

 

[GilesGuthrie]

FINAL ENTRY
Medics: Did you book the wrong flight home again Felipe?

 

[Carl.]

Medic: Are you sure you're feeling allright?
Massa: Oh yeah! I can even do a moonwalk for ya, look: HEEE, heee!!

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Final Entry

Medic: Need a lift there Buddy?

Massa: Why, you don't think my car will make it back?

 

[F1GTR]

Massa: Can I have that can of coke there?

 

[TVRKing]

FINAL ENTRY

Massa: "Are those my brake discs?"

Medic: "Absolutley not. Trust me, we're sponsored by Mercedes. "

 

[prisonermonkeys]

I know this isn't the current picture, but I couldn't resist (it had to be done anyway) ...

At scrutineering ...
Button: Yes, Renault are so good the boys felt the need to install rocket boosters on the car.

Now, the FINAL ENTRY ...
Massa: So you say I should have taken a left at Alberquerque?

 

[nitro_2005]

Felipe: Pull my finger.....

 

[qwazy|06]

medic 1: bob... dont look... DONT LOOK! ok? i think-
medic 2: what...?
medic 1: i think that drunk guy out there wants somethin'?
medic 2: oh shi... i saw an episode of COPS like this...
medic 1: let's just go. quickly.

 

[Master_Yoda]

Final Entry

F1 Driver: Did i brake a nail during the crash?
Medic: O MY GAH! LOL!