F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[LewyOs]

"Vitaly, you have qualified P19. 7 tenths ahead of Heikki..."

 

[Furinkazen]

Petrov's fortunes are about to take a Skyfall as he finds a present From Russia With No Love.​

 

[dhandeh]

There is nothing to see here, move along...​

 

[Liquid]

Race engingeer: "I Am Weasel is Commander Worf."
Petrov: "lolwut"

Parc ferme​

 

[Akmuq]

Heikki: What do you think of my bra, Vitaly?

 

[Touring Mars]

Petrov's sports psychologist finds him a new tune to pump him up before the race...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwqqZPlAI7E#t=1m04s

​

 

[Liquid]

Oh TM, I love Tom Petty. Haha, good choice.

 

[Omnis]

Viral-video-themed films becoming new trend in Bollywood as Petrov watches "Two Girls, One Kulhar."

 

[ghskilla]

Petrov: I just realized... I don't think my headphones were ever plugged in...​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Did someone say 'poptarts'?"​

 

[Jimlaad43]

In Soviet Russians, iPod listens to you.

 

[Flex0r]

Vitaly: Guys I'm sorry, but the car just died.
Engineer: Vitaly, you're holding the stethoscope on your own chest.
Vitaly: ...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Star Wars Episode VII?"​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Vitaly had suspected someone else may have been testing his car for a while, but now he was sure...

Vitaly: "Look into my eyes Tony and tell me Coulthard has not been wearing my headphones!"

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIXTEEN - RESULT

1st: livemusic - 25 pts
2nd=: ghskilla, Famine - 16 pts
4th: niky - 12 pts
5th: LewyOs - 10 pts
6th=: Touring Mars, dhandeh - 7 pts
8th: BlacqueJacques, flex0r, gorsad, DK, prisonermonkeys - 1 pt

Winning Entry

Alonso: Hey Mark, do you know why you are so popular with the ladies? Because you let your partner come first.

Webber: Ba-dum-tshh!

​

Standings (after Round Sixteen)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 153 pts •••
2nd: Touring Mars - 153 pts ••
3rd: dhandeh - 109 pts ••

4th: Famine - 102 pts •
5th: LewyOs - 94 pts•
6th: ghskilla - 79 pts •
7th: Flex0r - 77 pts ••
8th: GTP_Ingram - 72 pts •
9th: DK - 71 pts ••
10th: niky - 68 pts

11th: livemusic - 63 pts •
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12th: gorsad - 43 pts
13th: Pupik - 38 pts
14th: Furinkazen - 37 pts •
15th: Stiggy - 29 pts
16th=: Omnis, pezzarinho17 - 28 pts
18th: RACECAR - 27 pts
19th=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts
21st: At 1ness - 23 pts
22nd: Liquid - 21 pts
23rd=: zed300, akmuq, funkyDucks - 20 pts
26th: ECGadget - 18 pts
27th=: tribolik, haitch40, C-ZETA - 17 pts
30th: axletramp - 14 pts
31st: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
32nd=: lemansfanatic, BlacqueJacques - 11 pts
34th: Jimlaad43 - 9 pts
35th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
37th: Peter. - 4 pts
38th: Sach - 3 pts
39th: Tyger - 2 pts
40th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, homeforsummer - 1 pt

Congrats to livemusic on winning his first round of the season! prisonermonkeys remains #1 on countback!!

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round 7 - Flex0r

Round 8 - Famine

Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

Round 10 - Touring Mars

Round 11 - dhandeh

Round 12 - GTP_Ingram

Round 13 - ghskilla

Round 14 - Flex0r

Round 15 - prisonermonkeys

Round 16 - livemusic


Voting for Round 17 will follow next week

Round 18 will follow on Monday​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"No, wait, you actually hit all of the apexes?"​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Yay a point

Ohhhhhh.. another sexual reference winning caption

 

[niky]

I guess I might Massa my way back into a Ferrari seat next season. Still have a mathematical chance at the championship, but I doubt I'm getting 25 points with everyone else DNF'ing over the next few rounds.

 

[ghskilla]

I Perez'd it right there. Good result for me! 👍

 

[Jimlaad43]

Ricciardo'ed it again, just the occasional point.

 

[Touring Mars]

I finished in the points?​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi

Entries accepted until 1900 GMT, Tuesday 13th November

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate. All entries must comply with the AUP, even if Kimi doesn't. Full rules available in Post #1

Please also remember to vote in the Round Seventeen poll here:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=7784507#post7784507​

 

[Furinkazen]

​

"Leave me alone."

 

[dhandeh]

Kimi - 🤬 off.​

 

[C-ZETA]

"Me swearing on TV? What a bunch of bullgrief."
"That's the most I've actually heard you speak, by the way."
"Yes, yes, I know, don't bother me about it."
"Hmm...these longer answers are rather uncharacteristic of you, Kimi."
"...Yes."

 

[gorsad]

Coulthard: So, how does it feel to be on the top step of the podium again?

Kimi: It feels like the top of the podium​

 

[Touring Mars]

removed by moderator

 

[DK]

Coulthard couldn't contain his dismay as Kimi, who somehow got drunk on rose water, thought the microphone was a Magnum ice-cream.​

 

[ghskilla]

DC: You seemed very composed in the closing stages of the race, how did you do it?

Kimi: I was having a 🤬.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Raikkonen: "Vote Nader."​