F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Pupik]

Kimi: Maybe I drive to get off, baby.

 

[niky]

I don't miss the champagne. I had a good swig of Smirnoff at my first pitstop.

...

...have I told you what lovely eyes you have?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Raikkonen: "I'd have to say DRIVEN was the best racing movie ever."​

 

[livemusic]

Coulthard: Now I know why you are always so quiet. Stop spitting on me!

 

[Liquid]

"Uh, yes I think it is quite clear that Archer is better than Picard."​

 

[Touring Mars]

DC: Is it true that F1 teams deliberately use swear words so that their radio conversations are not selected for live TV broadcast?

Kimi: 🤬 yeah.​

 

[Flex0r]

David just realized that Kimi's mic wasn't turned on, luckily nobody noticed the difference.​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Karaoke was a harrowing memory from their years at McLaren together that Coulthard had concealed in his memory... Until today.

 

[Sureboss]

Kimi Raikonnen looks on as David Coulthard loses hand in freak accident when he hit his chisel jaw at precisely the wrong angle.

 

[Lizard]

Kimi: You have reached Kimi Raikkonen's answer phone. Kimi is unavailable to talk right now.
If you wish to interview him press 1. This is also the amount of words in his answer.
If you wish to tell him how to do his job. Please hang up now.

 

[LewyOs]

You are lucky there is no alcohol in rose water or I would have to lick you dry...

 

[Jimlaad43]

I don't care how many times I win around here, I still think sectors 2&3 are 🤬

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi

Kimi: What did you 🤬 mean David, when you apologized on my behalf saying that English is not our first language; we use expletives in Finnish too!

David: Sheesh now he opens up! Just smile more Kimi please.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[C-ZETA]

Kimi Raikkonen and David Coulthard celebrate their 10th anniversary of being McLaren team-mates in style

 

[evertV12]

Kimi: Where is Coulthard?
DC: Peek-A-Boo!!

 

[zed300]

Jeez David, I'm not looking forward to retirement if I get as bad dandruff as you have.
​

 

[Famine]

I'm going to try a second Futurama reference in a row...


"All I know is my gut says 'maybe'."

 

[Nessy]

Coulthard asks Kimi: "We know you're a man of few words Kimi, but have you got anything more you'd like to share with the audience?"

Kimi replies with his impromptu party piece... A 'Michael Winslow' style F1 impersonation.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Kimi: 1st IS the Lotus position.
Coulthard: Huh
Kimi: It is also the position I take a 🤬 in.
Coulthard: *Facepalm*

FINAL ENTRY

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 - 25 pts
2nd: LewyOs - 18 pts
3rd=: DK, Akmuq - 13 pts
5th=: niky, Flex0r - 9 pts
7th=: Famine, zed300, haitch40, Furinkazen, prisonermonkeys, pezzarinho17 - 2 pts

Winning Entry

In Soviet Russians, iPod listens to you.

​

Standings (after Round Seventeen)

1st: prisonermonkeys - 155 pts •••
2nd: Touring Mars - 153 pts ••
3rd: LewyOs - 112 pts •

4th: dhandeh - 109 pts ••
5th: Famine - 104 pts •
6th: Flex0r - 86 pts ••
7th: DK - 84 pts ••
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8th: ghskilla - 79 pts •
9th: niky - 77 pts
10th: GTP_Ingram - 72 pts •

11th: livemusic - 63 pts •
12th: gorsad - 43 pts
13th: Furinkazen - 39 pts •
14th: Pupik - 38 pts
15th: Jimlaad43 - 34 pts •
16th: Akmuq - 33 pts
17th: pezzarinho17 - 30 pts
18th: Stiggy - 29 pts
19th: Omnis - 28 pts
20th: RACECAR - 27 pts
21st=: chromatic9, Ferrari_458 - 23 pts
23rd: At 1ness - 23 pts
24th: zed300 - 22 pts
25th: Liquid - 21 pts
26th: funkyDucks - 20 pts
27th: haitch40 - 19 pts
28th: ECGadget - 18 pts
29th=: tribolik, C-ZETA - 17 pts
31st: axletramp - 14 pts
32nd: FCB-Rizla-TML - 12 pts
33rd=: lemansfanatic, BlacqueJacques - 11 pts
35th=: LMSCorvetteGT2, PeterJB - 8 pts
37th: Peter. - 4 pts
38th: Sach - 3 pts
39th: Tyger - 2 pts
40th=: Seismica, Turbo-Kai, homeforsummer - 1 pt

Congrats to Jimlaad43 on winning his first round of the season!

2012 Previous Round Winners

Round 1 - DK

Round 2 - Touring Mars

Round 3 - prisonermonkeys

Round 4 - Furinkazen

Round 5 - dhandes & DK

Round 6 - LewyOs

Round 7 - Flex0r

Round 8 - Famine

Round 9 - prisonermonkeys

Round 10 - Touring Mars

Round 11 - dhandeh

Round 12 - GTP_Ingram

Round 13 - ghskilla

Round 14 - Flex0r

Round 15 - prisonermonkeys

Round 16 - livemusic

Round 17 - Jimlaad43


Voting for Round 18 is now open here:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=7809145#post7809145

Round 19 will follow on Monday​

 

[Jimlaad43]

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Taking the Maldonado stance here definitely. One win and the occasional points finish. Kinda makes up for a joint victory in India last year.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Well done Jimlaad!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Well done Jimlaad43..

No points (or soup) for me!

 

[Furinkazen]

Wow. A couple points.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nineteen - USA

Entries by Wednesday 28th November, 1900 GMT. Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked. All entries are subject to approval by the moderation staff and may be removed if deemed inappropriate. Full rules available in Post #1

Please also remember to vote in the Round 18 poll, the deadline is in 6 hours - if you took part in the round, you should vote - it's not much to ask...​

 

[Lizard]

Vettel learns how important everyone thinks he is when he is ignored and turned away from.

Everyone of course loved Lewis that day.

 

[ghskilla]

Mario Andretti: Congratulations on the 2nd, Sebastian.

*turns around

Mario Andretti: Lewis my boy!​

 

[C-ZETA]

Mario Andretti congratulates Hamilton on becoming the latest pioneer of turning right in America.

 

[Touring Mars]

Hamilton: Is that a stetson?
Andretti: It's a hat, son...​

 

[Lizard]

Mario Andretti: Who is behind me? It's like listening to a whinging child.