F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Me too, yet to to earn a point

 

[magpie1997]

Finally got my first pionts quite happy with that

21 caption but only 14 voters thats 1/3 not voting

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, I noticed that I am including links in the voting thread to remind people to vote, but it is not compulsory.

 

[Famine]

Yeah, guilty.

I clicked on the voting thread, saw two captions that I'd give a point to but couldn't see a third and couldn't give 2 points to either. So I went away to think about it...

 

[Soundtrack]

Anyone is allowed to vote, but those who have entered a round are expected to vote in that round, and may not vote for their own caption.

Basically they're a Technical Directive...

 

[Touring Mars]

I think in the next round I'll introduce a slightly more flexible voting system, were you can cast up to three votes, but there will no longer be the need to use all three votes if you don't wish to...

 

[Famine]

Ironically, browsing this thread I see four captions I'd have given a point to - so I'd have been stuck cutting one instead of adding one

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - Spain

Entries by Monday, 19th May - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.


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[LMSCorvetteGT2]

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Pastor: I promise you, give me to Q1 and I will show you what I'm made of...

 

[Pezzarinho17]

PM: "Rule #1, the deal is the deal. Rule #2, no names-"
SP: "Well how is that going to work if I can't say Nico Hulkenberg is the package I want you to 'take care of'?..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Sergio stop blowing at me, you know damn well how badly tailwinds affect me.

 

[Famine]

Pastor: "Look, I've got more talent in my little finger than you've got in your entire body."

(final entry - that'll do pig. That'll do.)

 

[Furinkazen]

"One small step to losing my Super License, One giant leap forward for Formula One"

 

[niky]

"Sergio, if you want to be my wingman, you're going to have dress a whole lot better than that..."

 

[Flex0r]

Pastor: "Hey Sergio, pull my finger!"
Sergio: "Knock it off with the 'pull my finger or I'll crash into you' Pastor , it's getting old.
Pastor: "You'll never see me coming."

Final entry

 

[Soundtrack]

Pastor performs the “How many fingers am I holding up?” as Checo finally escapes his latest sponsorship duties...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sergio: Is that the number of accidents you admit you were at fault Pastor?

Pastor: Absolutely not Sergio, this is the finger I use at the ATM machine when I need more money to keep me in my Lotus position.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Touring Mars]

Sergio: So how did your date with that Austrian pop singer go?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Pedro: Is that the number of accidents you admit you were at fault Pastor?

Pastor: Absolutely not Pedro, this is the finger I use at the ATM machine when I need more money to keep me in my Williams seat.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

Pedro?
PEDRO?????

 

[Soundtrack]

Sergio: So how did your date with that Austrian pop singer go?

Pastor:" @Touring Mars I realise you have been quite successful with "rocks" and "rolls" lately, but this captioning trend must stop now!"

 

[Akmuq]

PM: This is how many laps I plan to do on Sunday.

 

[TheBook]

Maldonado: "Okay, look. I will bet you my seat that I can go an entire weekend without crashing."
Perez: "Surely you can't be serious."
Maldonado: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

 

[Solo]

Perez: Why are you playing eniee meanie miny mo?
Maldonado: It's my method of target selection for the weekend. Please don't interrupt.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Sorry, Sebastian. I didn't see you there."​

 

[magpie1997]

Perez: Heard rumors your going to be taking my seat next year, that can't possibly be true.

Maldonado: It is true, thats why Smirnoff has sponsered Force India. Ever tried that stuff before a race?

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Sergio, it maybe true that I have flipped Gutierrez, that I have crashed into your good self on several occasions, as well as Hamilton, Bianchi and Di Resta amongst many others, I have crashed because I wasn't looking where I was going, because I was driving into the pit lane too fast, because I was trying too hard on my first flying lap of Q1, on the last lap of a race when a podium was possible, and also whilst during a demonstration in my home country... But how many races have you won?"​

 

[zed300]

Pastor: It's an invisible flame....for the advert.....you know.......burn*
Sergio: Would you like me to blow it out?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"We attach a vuvuzela to the exhaust. Then we buy share in a company that makes earplugs. Then, when everyone hates the noise and buys earplugs, we never have to worry about losing out seats again. It's the perfect crime!" ​

 

[DK]

Pastor: This is the number of races I have to score points before PDVSA HQ gets ransacked for wasting what remains of my country's money.

 

[DQuaN]

Final entry.

SP: You do realise that points on your license are DIFFERENT to World Championship points right?

PM: ...