F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Matty]

Hambergardo.​

 

[niky]

Hey, guys, sorry about Saturday. But it all worked out, right? We're still friends? Mai Tais at my room later?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I know Lewis said that he would handle this like Senna, but I don't recall Ayrton ever paying someone to feel up Alain Prost.

"And I don't recall Prost groping them back, either."​

 

[Flex0r]

Now we proudly present the ventriloquist act of Nico Rosberg with his puppets Hami and Dani!

 

[magpie1997]

Nico to Lewis:
"You think your smarter than me, don't you Lewis? Thats right I saw you last night talking to Pastor. Little did you know that I snuck into Parc Ferme and tampered with his fuel pump. No one suspected a thing and look whose laughing now."

 

[zed300]

DR: Now where have I seen those looks before?..................oh....now I remember....after the Malaysian GP last year.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Ricciardo checks out Rosberg's escape road for blockages...

 

[Soundtrack]

Red Bull slowly closing the gap with the Mercedes Boys...

 

[Touring Mars]

Lewis has a bad case of pole envy.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: Remember what Niki Lauda said: “You have to be a b------ if you want to win in Formula One anyway, no question.”

Daniel: So which one of you is Mr. Lauda referring to?

 

[Akmuq]

Rosberg: "Still waiting to be congratulated...."

Hamilton:"...."

 

[TheBook]

Hamilton does his best to protect his assets.

 

[Famine]

That moment when Daniel Ricciardo twigs that F1 drivers' lengths are sewn onto the front of their overalls...

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Narrator: Daniel had never been trained in marriage counseling but he could tell this couple needed help, but how to do it he pondered...
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[Solo]

Ricciardo: Guys, just saying but, Lauda looks better in a hat than you two do.​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIX - RESULT

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1st: Famine - 25 pts (Q: 11 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (E: 9 votes)
3rd: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts (R: 6 votes)
4th: prisonermonkeys - 12 pts (H: 3 votes)
5th=: GTP_Ingram, Matty, Soundtrack, Solo - 7 pts (B, F, M, S: 2 votes)

* entries with less than 2 votes - no score

If you think your votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Winning Entry

That moment when Daniel Ricciardo twigs that F1 drivers' lengths are sewn onto the front of their overalls...

Standings (after Round Six)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Furinkazen * - 69 pts
2nd: Touring Mars ** - 61 pts
3rd: Famine * - 59 pts

4th: Soundtrack - 50 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys - 46 pts
6th: GTP_Ingram - 44 pts
7th: Akmuq * - 43 pts
8th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
9th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
12th: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts
13th=: BlacqueJacques, LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
15th: Flex0r - 14 pts
16th: magpie1997 - 13 pts
17th: TheBook - 11 pts
18th=: niky, haitch40 - 8 pts
20th: Matty - 7 pts
21st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124, zed300 - 2 pts
24th: pezzarinho17 - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Round Seven will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - Canada

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Entries by Tuesday, 17th June - 1800 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"This is okay. Where is the virtual bar?"​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"No, I don't see Kevin Magnussen, either."​

 

[Furinkazen]

"Leave him alone, he knows what he is doing."​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Raikkonen failed to understand the point of the "Drink Awareness" simulation, instead insisting he needed more booze.

 

[Akmuq]

Kimi-"Yes."

 

[Soundtrack]

Shelved...virtually...

 

[Famine]

"As Kimi goes on a virtual tour of the Magnum factory, he's grateful for the baseball cap he can position strategically."

 

[Soundtrack]

Kimi takes the Oculus (d)Rift™ for a spin.

 

[Azure Flare]

Don't shout ****er.

 

[Touring Mars]

This is red Oculus.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I don't understand - everyone was saying that this KimiVision was awesome, but it's just my race."​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

This is red Oculus.​

Damn you, I was trying to think of an Oculus Rift-based pun for ages!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Random dude: Is that the game Kimi is playing?

Shell demonstrator: No, the machine malfunctioned. We're seeing what Kimi's thinking!