F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

Dammit @Touring Mars how are we able to top that.

 

[Soundtrack]

Dammit @Touring Mars how are we able to top that.

Maybe with a cherry?

 

[zed300]

and the foul stench of a second defeat, drifts through the garage after qualifying on Saturday.
I shall not be defeated tomorrow.

Final Entry

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Safe travels Jimlaad

 

[Touring Mars]

A quick note to say that the deadline for entries is today at 1800 BST, not "Tuesday 2nd July" as was originally stated both in the thread title and in the OP for this round.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Happy Canada day eh



It all starts with a friendly champagne fight.......

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND EIGHT - RESULT

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1st: niky - 25 pts (G: 8 votes)
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts (M: 7 votes)
3rd: Flex0r - 15 pts (J: 5 votes)
4th: TheBook - 12 pts (I: 4 votes)
5th=: Jimlaad43, Soundtrack, BlacqueJacques, prisonermonkeys - 7 pts (B,D,F,K: 3 votes)
9th=: GTP_Ingram, Furinkazen - 1 pt (E, L: 2 votes)

* entries with less than 2 votes - no score​

Winning Entry

Lewis swaps his telemetry videos with Max Mosley's private video collection.

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Standings (after Round Eight)
* denotes Round Win


1st: Touring Mars ** - 97 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 95 pts
3rd: Famine * - 68 pts

4th: Soundtrack - 66 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram - 54 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 53 pts
7th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
8th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
9th: Flex0r - 38 pts
10th: Jimlaad43 - 34 pts
11th: niky * - 33 pts
12th: TheBook - 23 pts
13th: BlacqueJacques - 22 pts
14th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
17th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
18th: magpie1997 - 13 pts
19th: pezzarinho17 - 10 pts
20th: haitch40 - 8 pts
21st: Matty - 7 pts
22nd=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124, zed300 - 2 pts

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Round Nine will follow shortly​

 

[niky]

Like Felipe Massa in qualifying at Austria... I can now die a happy man.

I'll want to wait several decades to do the dying part, mind you.

 

[Flex0r]

Congrats @niky

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - Britain

Entries by Tuesday, 15th July - 1600 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"FRIC!"
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[Ingram]

"Leave me alone, I know what I'm... Oh no wait, my ankles really hurt."​

 

[Flex0r]

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Reporter: "So about the crash Kimi, what happened?"
Kimi: "I accidentally pushed the DDS button instead of the DRS."
Reporter: "DDS??"
Kimi: "Don't Drive Straight!"
Reporter: "Ok, but DRS was not even enabled yet!"
Kimi: "Yes.........."

 

[Omnis]

Kimi Raikkonen can't help daydreaming about a future racing for Briggs and Stratton-Ferrari.

 

[Famine]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

 

[magpie1997]

I don't always crash, but when I do i make sure I delay the race

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[SVT Cobra GT]

Hmm. Is that? Ice Cream?


FINAL ENTRY

 

[Touring Mars]

"I was guttered"
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[Furinkazen]

"Vodka before a Grand Prix makes me wobbly"​

 

[Soundtrack]

Warning: Virtual puppy walk reported as potential Red Oculus side effect.

 

[niky]

Go straight... turn left... left some more... left some more... go straight...

Or was that turn right to go left?

 

[Jimlaad43]

They tell us to not drink and drive, but I drink and crash.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bloke: You don't seem to be limping Kimi, are you sure your ankle hurt?

Kimi: Not until they offered me some Morphine.

Entree finalement (Terms and Conditions apply. Entry may be edited slightly to make joke work better)

 

[TheBook]

Will Buxton: "Kimi, you were limping severely as you stepped out of the car. Can you tell us what was injured?

Kimi: "Nothing, I really had to have a 🤬."

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

Might as well give up. I already know this caption GP's winner.

"I was guttered"
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And if not on par with first I know who is second, my god can you guys not be good for a week

 

[niky]

Don't Pass-tor until you've Crash-tored. It's not about winning or losing, it's about... uh... something.

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

Don't Pass-tor until you've Crash-tored. It's not about winning or losing, it's about... uh... something.

Wake me up when you know for sure

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Mmmm, Walls..."

 

[Soundtrack]

At least, Maranello delivers the Big Coins.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Kimi: Where is that John Deere tractor rep; with my agricultural work off track I should be a shoe in for some sponsorship money! Maybe a new team - Green Deere Racing (GDR)!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'