F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

At least, Maranello delivers the Big Coins.

It looks like a hockey puck in his pocket; or a tin of chewing tobacco

 

[Soundtrack]

Could be

he is the Iceman after all.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I knew he was looking at tractor sponsorship!

 

[DK]

After his crash, Kimi ponders whether he really does know what he's doing.

 

[zed300]

****ME...., I forgot how good I look on the big screen. Kanye..eat your heart out.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

DK: After his crash, Kimi ponders whether he really does know what he's doing.

He knows what he is doing..... left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot..........

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND NINE - RESULT

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1st=: GTP_Ingram, Famine, magpie1997, TheBook, DK - 16 pts (B,E,F,M,P: 5 votes)
6th=: SVT Cobra GT, Touring Mars - 7 pts (G,H: 4 votes)
8th: pezzarinho17 - 4 pts (N: 2 votes)​

* entries with less than 2 votes - no score​

The many winning entries...

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"Leave me alone, I know what I'm... Oh no wait, my ankles really hurt."

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

I don't always crash, but when I do i make sure I delay the race

Will Buxton: "Kimi, you were limping severely as you stepped out of the car. Can you tell us what was injured?

Kimi: "Nothing, I really had to have a 🤬."

After his crash, Kimi ponders whether he really does know what he's doing.

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Standings (after Round Nine)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars ** - 104 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 95 pts
3rd: Famine ** - 84 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram* - 70 pts
5th: Soundtrack - 66 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 53 pts
7th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
8th: TheBook * - 39 pts
9th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
10th: Flex0r - 38 pts
11th: Jimlaad43 - 34 pts
12th: niky * - 33 pts
13th: magpie1997 * - 29 pts
14th: BlacqueJacques - 22 pts
15th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
17th: DK * - 16 pts
18th: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
19th: pezzarinho17 - 14 pts
20th: haitch40 - 8 pts
21st=: Matty, SVT Cobra GT - 7 pts
23rd=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124, zed300 - 2 pts

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Round Ten will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

@GTP_Ingram, @Famine, @DK, @TheBook, @magpie1997

If you would like to choose a picture for the next round, please send me a pic from the German GP weekend via private message by 2100 BST today, and I'll choose one from whatever is submitted.

 

[DK]

Wow, what a way to grab my first points of the season!

 

[Famine]

If you would like to choose a picture for the next round, please send me a pic from the German GP weekend via private message by 2100 BST today, and I'll choose one from whatever is submitted.

Until Saturday, when one of the Queen's eight identical children and World's Worst Criminal turns up with his fibreoptic cables of goodness, such internet time as I can grab is being delivered by hand.

If you're still needing a photo, I can dig one out but you'll need to cross your digits that I get enough internet to find one.

 

[TheBook]

Wow, what a way to grab my first points of the season!

Not to mention the fact that there were three(?) first time winners this round.

 

[PeterJB]

How am I still in the top ten when I only took part in the first three rounds?

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Not to mention the fact that there were three(?) first time winners this round.

First for me this season anyway! Now I'm rueing that the first round passed me by without me noticing

To be fair, it's hard to call it an outright win; nearly a third of all entrants won that round

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten - Germany

Thanks for the pics guys, sorry if yours wasn't selected - I went with this one on account of it being the most different from previous pictures in the competition. Happy captioning!!
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Entries by Tuesday, 29th July - 1800 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

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Guy on left: Ah why did Pierre give me the side with the longer horn, he knows good and well my hemorrhoids act up when I have this side.

Guy on right (AKA Pierre): Today's going to be a good day!

 

[LMSCorvetteGT2]

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Guy on left: Ah! Why did I look at it dead on, I had an aunt that looked this ugly once

Guy on right: Just pretend you work for RBR and are carrying something actually good looking.

Sorry for double post but I need to cover my bases this round since it's an image I can work with. I'll decide later which one is my final.

 

[Furinkazen]

"How much Venezuelan money is in this thing?

 

[niky]

Do you think Pastor will notice it's papier-maché?

Do you think he'll actually get out of the pitlane?

Touché.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Saving every last thousandth of a second is vital in F1. Bearing this in mind, Lotus now employ an ingenious strategy which involves taking Pastor's car parts out the back and destroying them all at the start of each race weekend.​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Alright, let's go and find a McLaren nose and see if the internet was right."

 

[magpie1997]

Lotus can't afford to pay their pit crew in cash, instead they receive Maldonado's spare front wings. Payday doesn't come around too often.​

 

[Flex0r]

As the Lotus crew is sick and tired of Pastor always ruining their work they decided he has to put the car together by himself each race, so they can finally have some time to hit on the grid girls.

 

[Touring Mars]

These team birthday cakes are getting ridiculous
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Final entry

 

[Soundtrack]

Left guy: *Sigh* why do I always end up carrying the side with more downforce?​

 

[DK]

The guy on the left shudders at the thought of the Lotus rear-ending someone.

Again.​

 

[Famine]

Two enterprising Lotus team members scurry away to put Pastor's only intact front wing assembly of the season on eBay.


See this entry? This one's final, this is.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lotus guy on right: Careful don't break Team boss's front wing

Lotus guy on left: And Mr. Maldonado will be Team boss again next year....... crap!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Jimlaad43]

What do you mean "The prongs should be in the Lotus Position?"

 

[TheBook]

Lotus's game of front-wing-tug-of-war doesn't quite go as expected.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Left wing: "I think immigrants make a positive contribution to the economy"
Right wing: "I think British people should get jobs before immigrants do"​