F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

Doctor: "Bernie said that you're not allowed to play Star Fox 64 anymore."
Esteban: "Do a barrel roll."

Final entry.

 

[DK]

EG: "I swear to drunk I'm not God..."
Doctor: "You were totally pass(tor)ed out."

 

[Solo]

EG: Pastor was right, I did take a strange line through that corner. I've never seen it taken with a double barrel roll.

 

[Touring Mars]

Doctor: Can you tell me where the pain is?
Esteban: He's probably at around Turn 10 by now.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I must say, the quality of the captions this round is really good, one of the best yet.

 

[magpie1997]

Drivers are becoming desperate for Mercedes engines

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry​

"That was awesome. Tell me you saw that!"

"It's Bahrain, Esteban. Nobody was watching."​

 

[Touring Mars]

"Tell the undergarment manufacturer I'm going to need a set of Options."​

 

[zed300]

"No Esteban, we will not being going for a mctwist on the way to the hospital."​

 

[Flex0r]

"How did your play date with Pastor go?"
"Mumble mumble 🤬🤬🤬🤬 mumble mumble."
"Well if you're a good boy at the hospital we can go get some ice cream, that'll cheer you up for your play date with Kamui tomorrow."

 

[DQuaN]

Doctor: Don't worry Esteban, this Mercedes has the latest ESP technology, it won't roll over.

Esteban: Is Pastor still on the track?

Doctor: Yes...

Esteban: Then I suggest we buckle up, we're probably going to roll over.





Final entry.

 

[Matty]

I don't play this game or frequent this thread often, but I feel you should definitely use this photo at some point.

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, you can post pictures once the round is finished (after 0900 BST Monday) but not before.

 

[Famine]

Dr. Ian Roberts: "I take my F1 drivers like I take my milk.

Pastorised."

(entry status: final)

 

[Matty]

Yep, you can post pictures once the round is finished (after 0900 BST Monday) but not before.

Sorry didn't know the rules but thanks for clarifying.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWO - RESULT

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1st: Furinkazen - 25 pts (Z: 8 votes)
2nd: Famine - 18 pts (U: 7 votes)
3rd=: DQuaN, GTP_Ingram - 13 pts (P,Q: 5 votes)
5th=: Flex0r, prisonermonkeys - 9 pts (C,X: 4 votes)
7th=: Beeblebrox237, Stiggy, Jahgee1124, Soundtrack, Touring Mars - 2 pts (D, E, H, J, V: 3 votes)

* entries with less than 3 votes - no score

If you think your votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Winning Entry

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Lewis, check this out, apparently Malaysian Organisers are denying existence of a Grand Prix?!

Standings (after Round Two)

1st: Touring Mars * - 27 pts
2nd: Furinkazen * - 25 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys - 22 pts

4th: Soundtrack - 20 pts
5th: Famine - 18 pts
6th: Flex0r - 14 pts
7th=: PeterJB, DQuaN, GTP_Ingram - 13 pts
10th: akmuq - 10 pts
11th: niky - 8 pts
12th: Beeblebrox237 - 7 pts
13th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Round Three voting will follow shortly

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[Flex0r]

Congrats @Furinkazen.

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round 3 is now open here:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...n-14-apr-0900-gmt.126394/page-51#post-9560031

This thread is now open for general pictures from the Bahrain GP weekend.

Please remember to vote.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Doctor: Can you tell me where the pain is?
Esteban: He's probably at around Turn 10 by now.

You should have used this one TM, it is better than the one you entered.

 

[Matty]

Dunno what to put as captions so I will leave that to everyone else if you want to use this pic.

 

[TheBook]

A demonstration: How to efficiently pack F1 cars together for shipping.

Or: "Yep, I'm flying through the air, this is not good."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Esteban Gutierrez tries to emulate The Man with the Golden Gun.
Pastor Maldonado better hope he's the man with the golden pocket fillers.

 

[Touring Mars]

˙˙˙nɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Upside Down Flint Rubble Bubble cake

 

[zed300]

Pastor: Hey Esteban, I just made a new stunt, I'm gonna call it "The New Shoes " !!!
Esteban : You idiot Pastor!!!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

After considering all of the evidence, the stewards have handed down a five-place grid penalty to car no. 21 (E. Gutierrez) for illegally leaving the confines of the circuit.​

 

[Azure Flare]

The Sauber C33 just wants a belly rub!

 

[Matty]

Pastor Maldonado shows Estiban Gutierrez face to face how to efficiently pack F1 cars for transport between Grand Prix.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Complaints about unrealistic handling in Codemasters' F1 series of video games prove to be grossly exaggerated.​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THREE - RESULT

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1st: PeterJB - 25 pts (Q: 10 votes)
2nd: Furinkazen - 18 pts (M: 7 votes)
3rd=: GTP_Ingram, Famine - 13 pts (J, Z: 6 votes)
5th=: Touring Mars, prisonermonkeys - 9 (H, W: 5 votes)
7th=: Soundtrack, Solo - 5 pts (E, U: 3 votes)​

* entries with less than 3 votes - no score

If you think your votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Winning Entry​

"The judges said that whilst you won on style and control, Pastor won on damage and aggression."

Standings (after Round Three)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Furinkazen * - 43 pts
2nd: PeterJB * - 38 pts
3rd: Touring Mars * - 36 pts

4th=: Famine, prisonermonkeys - 31 pts
6th: GTP_Ingram - 26 pts
7th: Soundtrack - 25 pts
8th: Flex0r - 14 pts
9th: DQuaN - 13 pts
10th: akmuq - 10 pts
11th: niky - 8 pts
12th: Beeblebrox237 - 7 pts
13th: Solo - 5 pts
14th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

Round Four will follow shortly​