F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Famine]

Hmm. I missed the voting.

As a thought, could you @ tag everyone who submitted a caption in the footer of the voting thread post to draw their attention to it? Something like "Captions submitted by @Famine @Touring Mars etc. etc." ?

"We've got a new instruction from Toto. 'Mention Petronas in every other sentence or you're walking to Bahrain'?"

(entree finalement)

 

[Touring Mars]

Excellent idea 👍 Will do that...

 

[Touring Mars]

Text message received from Vivian @ 6.03 pm: hi babe, great rack! looking forest to seeing u wawa skittletits toboggan!

Nico: "Man, she has really got to turn off autocorrect..."

 

[Akmuq]

"Lol, Vettel said that Red Bull will catch us."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry
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"Well, here's the problem - in order to figure out the fuel consumption, we need to know how to do long division."​

 

[PeterJB]

Hey, text from Alonso: "Enjoy it while it lasts, there's gonna be another 'Red Bull' after you soon."

 

[Furinkazen]

Lewis, check this out, apparently Malaysian Organisers are denying existence of a Grand Prix?!

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round 2 is now open:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...d2-open-to-mon-14-apr-0900-gmt.126394/page-50

For various reasons, I've decided to run the Bahrain round this week instead of next week, but since the winner of RD2 will not be known until next week, I would like to let someone else choose the picture for the Bahrain round.

I'll accept submissions via PM until 1600 BST today and then I'll make a selection from whichever pics I receive. Apologies if you miss this post, but due to time constraints I can't really do it any other way. If I get the same picture more times than any other, I'll use that - otherwise I'll pick one from the pictures I'm sent today. The pic will be posted shortly after 4 pm/1600 BST today. Please use gpupdate.net or an equivalent HQ pic source. (Preference will also be given to pics that are not too similar to previous pics used this season.)

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - Bahrain 2014

Entries by Monday, 14th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

Voting for Round Two is currently open here: https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...n-14-apr-0900-gmt.126394/page-50#post-9535890

 

[Lizard]

You have a case of Maldonado. I am sorry but it is terminal.

 

[niky]

That is the last time I fly Air Maldonado. They didn't even serve peanuts.

 

[TheBook]

Gutierrez: "Are you sure the team is okay with me riding in a Mercedes and not a Ferrari?"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Do you want some food to calm you down? I've got a Barrel of Sausage Rolls, a flipped pancake or some Pastor.

 

[Soundtrack]

Reeling Esteban confirms the doc he is Sauber

 

[aarror]

Doctor: It might be a little quicker than you're used to, so I've put a sick bag in the back for you just incase.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

"Next time you want to do a barrel roll I recommend you use an airplane"

 

[Touring Mars]

Never mind a Doctor, I need to speak to a Pastor
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Final Entry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I know you say there is nothing wrong with you, but you are getting into a car with Johnny Cecotto Jnr. after an accident."​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Esteban, you okay, man?"

"I'm fine, thank you, Susan."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mr. Gutiérrez , the miscreant Venezuelan sent me to make sure you get home safely.

Final entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[marcus_war]

I think an evening ride in my Rolls-Royce on my way to IHOP to get some flapjacks would be a better idea than the trackside stuffing that is on the side of the road. I think a game of snookers on the television, so I'll check Piper's Pit for further updates on the sermon in turn one.

 

[Furinkazen]

"What the hell was that??"

"That sir, was a pay driver."

 

[Flex0r]

Doctor: Everything looks OK Esteban.
Esteban: Can we go to the zoo now mommy? I want to watch the Pastor roseus birds.
Doctor: Dang, we lost another one to Pastoritis!

 

[C-ZETA]

The E63 AMG estate.
Still faster than Gutierrez's own Sauber.

 

[zed300]

That's it..... you sit in the back, wind the window down and listen to what a real car sounds like.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Esteban, you okay, man?"

"I'm fine, thank you, Susan."

My second favourite episode

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Quick, get in! Pastor is out there somewhere... And it's on the move!"

 

[PeterJB]

"The judges said that whilst you won on style and control, Pastor won on damage and aggression."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Red Dwarf AND Robot Wars references in one round!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍

 

[Sureboss]

Doctor: I hope I don't get a grid penalty for giving you a lift.