F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Kamui: What do you think of the new hybrid engine sounds for this 2014 season Felipe?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Peter.]

Kamui is unamused by Felipe's imitation of the Renault engines.

EDIT:Not Final entry

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Kamui is unamused by Felipe's imitation of the Renault engines.

Final Entry.

Stewards? Sounds too close to my caption eh?

 

[Peter.]

Stewards? Sounds too close to my caption eh?

Shoot, I had left the tab open to do something else before posting and you just edged me. Fair's fair. Changing it.

 

[zed300]

Kamui: Has anyone seen Felipe?,.... I haven't seen him all weekend and I still can't find him anywhere.....

Felipe: Wiseguy!!!!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Shoot, I had left the tab open to do something else before posting and you just edged me. Fair's fair. Changing it.

Very gentlemanly of you sir

 

[Sum1s2pid]

Kamui: "Dude, bro... I didn't ram you. I hugged you. With my car. [whisper]Is he buying it? Does it still look like he wants to punch me in the face?[/whisper]"

 

[Touring Mars]

Massa: You should get penalty points on your Super Licence for this, Kamui...

Kamui: I have a Super Licence?

 

[DK]

"Kamui, maybe we should kiss and make up-"
"NO! Fernando-san is more loved than you!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry​

"It doesn't matter how many times I say 🤬 - I can't get the censor to fail."​

 

[Soundtrack]

Felipe: “So how do you feel coming back in F1 after a year break?”
Kamui: “Unstoppable!”

 

[Tired Tyres]

Felipe baby. Why did you back back into my nose like that?

 

[Touring Mars]

Not very important Announcement:

As a wee bonus, and as a result of the new evenly-spaced competition 'Gameweeks™' format this year, this thread will remain open for random captions in the weeks between rounds. I'd personally prefer it if pictures from the most recent race were used, but it needn't be a hard and fast rule. The only rule will be that no random pictures/captions are posted once the next game week has started, and that non-competition pictures can only be posted during voting weeks. (see the OP for the game schedule). Also, I'd like to encourage/remind all players to vote once the polls are posted 👍

Anyway, back to the funnies.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Not very important Announcement:

As a wee bonus, and as a result of the new evenly-spaced competition 'Gameweeks™' format this year, this thread will remain open for random captions in the weeks between rounds. I'd personally prefer it if pictures from the most recent race were used, but it needn't be a hard and fast rule. The only rule will be that no random pictures/captions are posted once the next game week has started, and that non-competition pictures can only be posted during voting weeks. (see the OP for the game schedule). Also, I'd like to encourage/remind all players to vote once the polls are posted 👍

Anyway, back to the funnies.

I host a ripped off similar version of this game on another forum, and I make sure the photo is different to this. In the weeks off, shall I post the photo I used there?

 

[zed300]

Imagination at work eh Kamui....a little less imagining and more work on first corner braking, I say.

Final entry

 

[Furinkazen]

"Kamui, this is the sound of a V8 engine"

FINAL ENTRY​

 

[Solo]

Felipe: pfft you only drove a Ferrari GT car, my F1 drive was better than yours. No need to be spite me.

 

[CarBastard]

Felipe: "That crash was nothing. Let me show you what a real kiss is like..."
Kamui: "Err.......???"

 

[PeterJB]

Kamui: So yeah, sorry for penetrating the back of your car.
Felipe: Guess who's getting penetrated next...

 

[stiggygonzalez]

Felipe:'Your shoe's untide'
Kamui:'....'

 

[Jimlaad43]

Here is the photo I used on another Forum. Go mental.

 

[DK]

I had to log into RaceDepartment to see that.

 

[Jimlaad43]

I had to log into RaceDepartment to see that.

Fixed

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Yo yo yo Rapper Hamilton!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Bottas: What's so funny Lewis?
Hamilton: Ole' Magnet Chilton is playing with Felipe's eyebrows.

(This was my entry)

 

[DK]

Felipe: *sniffs, raises eyebrow* "Valtteri, were you dining with Force India last night?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Guti: Is he still there..?
Sutil: I think so, just try to stay calm...

 

[niky]

Braaaap.

 

[aarror]

Felipe: "Maybe if I let it out slowly no one will notice"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Felipe's inside voice: Can't hold it much longer; gotta use a smaller water bottle; how much longer are you going to talk Bernie?