F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[zed300]

Barry Gibb strolls in

"Nah..... I doubt it is "

The Bee Gees make me sick

"Is that who I think it is? "

How?..........at a disco last night.....A hammy twinge

Lewis just said it was Barry

Doesn't look like him to me, but I do have the sun in my eyes

Ah ah ah ah ..................that noise is so annoying

Just quietly...........I like the Bee Gees​

 

[Pupik]

The year off hasn't been kind to Jaime Alguesuari.

Okay, Sebastian...can you practice your "I-didn't-do-it-face" to the stewards? ...Good!

Spelling his name as "the rest of"...that's a paddling.

"Need a vaguely flat-bottomed undertray with a couple of holes punched underneath? See me at Pier 16, at 21:59. And don't bring Flavio [grabs arm]...or we'll nix the deal, got it?"

Lewis: ...guys, please pay attention to my leg and stop watching those naughty bits.

Yes, your left-front tire is exactly 3.1mm over the white line, which is in clear contravention of the rules, so we're going to have to impound your vehicle in parc ferme, strip you of your pay, and ban you from six races, and give you a fine of $725,000.

What?

...I agree, I'm not sure why we fine in American dollars, to be honest.

...So the plan is to mount the rear wing about three feet above the rest of the car, which is totally legal...Jack Brabham said it was totally legal.

Crud, I forgot my fake mutton chops today.

When I grow up, I'm going to write press releases in Ron Speak!

 

[Touring Mars]

Coming soon!

Anyone can take part so please subscribe/watch this thread for updates.

Please see the rules in the first post:
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/f1-caption-game-2014-coming-soon.126386/#post-3789319
​

Here's the proposed schedule for 2014. Gameweeks marked with * will be held a week after the actual race so as to allow time for voting in the previous round. Dates are subject to change and may well depend on whether or not I can attend to the thread - any volunteers to help out can contact me via PM/conversation/whatever the bloody hell it's called nowadays... jeez, I'm getting old... nothing stays the same any more... why just the other day I was walking down the street when a bunch of... oh... sorry... getting a bit sidetracked here. Anyway, you get the idea. Hopefully.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Start your engines

 

[Jimlaad43]

3 seasons, 3 race wins. Need to get more this year.
Korea 2010
India 2011
India 2012
(Still going to be unbeaten in India)

 

[ECGadget]

I had no idea that I scored points in '12

Let's see if I can jump into the top 20 this season xD

 

[Flex0r]

I hope I can get in to the top 5 this season after a pretty good 2012 season with 2 rookie wins on my name.
Anyhow I'm sure there will be a lot of funny captions.

@Touring Mars: Great to see that you apparently found some time to run the competition again, hopefully with help from Pupik. 👍

Let the game begin.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One - Australia 2014

Entries by Monday, 24th March - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Famine]

Felipe proposes swift justice - he'll batter Kamui's back-end in.

(final, painful entry).

 

[Jimlaad43]

Kamui: The team were playing Miley Cyrus through the radio.

 

[Flex0r]

Kamui: "Look you've been drinking Martini's all weekend, how do you expect me to dodge you when you're swerving like crazy?"

Felipe: "SHAKEN NOT STIRRED, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Kamui, we went to all this trouble to bring the Caption Competition back, and now you've got nothing to say!?"​

 

[Omnis]

Kamui: "Felipe, I heard you wanted me suspended. I'm afraid the stewards will act faster than you. Can you confirm this presage?"

 

[TheBook]

Felipe does his best duckface impression. Kamui is surprised that Felipe has chosen to act like a 14-year-old female.

 

[Jimlaad43]

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Felipe does his best duckface impression. Kamui is surprised that Felipe has chosen to act like a 14-year-old female.

I nearly mentioned the duckface, but I couldn't get it to work.

 

[niky]

I am very sorry, Felipe. That does not usually happen on the first date.

 

[Furinkazen]

"I thought Renault-engined cars could possibly fly up the grid..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Massa: Thanks for sticking me in the gravel trap on the first corner of the first race, pal!

Kamui: What can I say, I like Martini on the rocks.

Final Entry

 

[Lizard]

Massa: Oh well at least you were faster than Vettel.

 

[Beeblebrox237]

Final Entry

Kamui: "No, I don't want to kiss and make up..."


Am I doing this right?

 

[Lizard]

Kamui and Felipe have an awkward situation in their relationship after Kobayashi smashed Massa's rear in.

Final entry.

 

[Nessy]

Kamui: I'm ever-so sorry Felipe. I feel so ashamed, i can't even begin to look you in the face.

Felipe: That's just as-well.. Cos i'm Sooo mad right now! Behind these shades, i'm giving you full 'Blue Steel', whilst rocking the sharp 'Martini' race suit with matching hat.

 

[Lizard]

Felipe: I want to kiss you Kamui.

Kamui. Erm well.. That time was a once off and I think we should go our separate ways.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Felipe: I want to kiss you Kamui.

Kamui. Erm well.. That time was a once off and I think we should go our separate ways.

Haven't you already marked your final entry?

 

[Lizard]

Haven't you already marked your final entry?

Yes. There is nothing in the rules saying I can't post some more for fun. My marked entry is the one that still goes to vote.

 

[Touring Mars]

Yep, you can do that if you like... the only rule is that once a post is marked 'final entry' it cannot be unmarked. If you make multiple captions and none are marked final entry before the deadline, then your final entry will be automatically selected as your final entry because, erm, it was your final entry.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Massa: "I'll forgive you if you close your eyes, get on your knees and do this with your lips."
Kobayashi: "I'm not falling for that one again!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Yes. There is nothing in the rules saying I can't post some more for fun. My marked entry is the one that still goes to vote.

But that caption can now not be used by any other people. Someone may have thought of a similar one and will now have to come up with a different one, which may be worse.

 

[Akmuq]

Kamui: "I was faster than you, didn't Rob tell you?"

 

[aarror]

Kamui: I warned you Felipe, "don't make me angry" I said, "you won't like me when I'm angry"