F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[mikeerfol]

"Tell me about your wife, Felipe"

 

[Jimlaad43]

Nelson: So tell me something about your mother Felipe, preferably her Phone Number!

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Felipe: If he asks about my wife, I'm going.
Nelson: Felipe, now I'm a fan of your driving but I'm also a fan of your wife....

 

[niky]

If you haven't heard, yet, Felipe, I'm making it a point to kiss every ex-Ferrari driver at this race, so...

 

[Furinkazen]

"And then after I kissed Niki... "

 

[Soundtrack]

Presumably, Champagne was wasted before the podium ceremony...

 

[Touring Mars]

I call this hold the 'Half Nelson'

 

[rono_thomas]

So Filepe its Fernando going to McLaren right...?

 

[NFX]

"You've been involved in a fair few accidents this season, Felipe. Would you like me to teach you karate?"

 

[TheBook]

Piquet: "Look, Felipe. Everything the light touches is owned by Bernie."
Massa:"But what about that shadowy place?"
Piquet: "That's where the peasants live. You should never go there.”

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Felipe, come to the front with me, get up close to your adoring fans!

Look, down to the right, you can see straight down her top!"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nelson: Sing with me Felipe; Its a long way, from Ferrari; and its a long way to go...

Felipe: It's a long way, from Ferrari, to the sweet Williams Team I now know... Everybody sing!

(sung to the tune of: It's A Long Way To Tipperary)

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Can you hear me São Paulo!?

"We all know that there is an Ebola outbreak in West Africa, and that there is a humanitarian crisis in the Middle East. We see them every night on our television screens.

"But there is another group out there, another group that is in trouble - there are starving Formula One teams out there. But Felipe and I are here to tell you that you can help. We need to raise two and a half million pounds in the next two weeks to guarantee their future.

"The Formula One community is getting behind this. The drivers have recorded a rendition of 'Do They Know It's Christmas?', and it has been automatically uploaded to your iTunes account, which you can have removed for a small fee that will then be donated to Caterham in your name."​

 

[DK]

"Felipe, if you're this sweaty already, don't come to the strip club later."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

So Filepe its Fernando going to McLaren right...?

Who?

 

[Flex0r]

Nelson: So Felipe as you are sponsered by Martini, how about you buy everyone a round.

Felipe: Let me guess shaken not stirred?

Final entry

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Bernie says we will not see double points in F1 next year. But I remain hopeful that Nicole will wear something revealing in 2015."​

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIXTEEN - RESULT

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1st=: Famine, GTP_Ingram - 21 pts (B, Q: 11 votes)
3rd: Jimlaad43 - 15 pts (E: 7 votes)
4th: TheBook - 12 pts (M: 4 votes)
5th=: niky, Soundtrack, zed300 - 8 pts (F, G, N: 3 votes)
8th: C-ZETA - 4 pts (M: 2 votes)

(Entries with less than 2 votes - no score)

Winning Entries

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Vettel: Don't try to drive round Suzuka - that's impossible. Instead only try to realise the truth.
Keanu: The truth?
Ricciardo: There is no Spoon.

"Pop quiz hotshot. You're starting from the pits. Once your car goes 50 feet past Maldonado, he'll be armed. If you drop below 50, he'll crash into you. What do you do? What do you do?"

Standings (after Round Sixteen)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars *** - 170 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 150 pts
3rd: Famine *** - 143 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys ** - 124 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram *** - 121 pts
6th: niky ** - 104 pts
7th: Soundtrack - 102 pts
8th: NFX ** - 72 pts
9th: TheBook * - 68 pts
10th: Jimlaad43 - 60 pts

11th: magpie1997 * - 49 pts
12th: Flex0r - 47 pts
13th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
14th: DK * - 40 pts
15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
16th: BlacqueJacques - 34 pts
17th: Liquid - 27 pts
18th: pezzarinho17 - 25 pts
19th: zed300 - 23 pts
20th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
23rd: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
24th: Omnis - 10 pts
25th: SVT Cobra GT - 9 pts
26th=: haitch40, Pupik - 8 pts
28th: Matty - 7 pts
29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
30th: C-ZETA - 4 pts
31st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
33rd: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP

Voting for Round Seventeen is now open:
https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...-25-nov-1600-gmt.126394/page-59#post-10240293​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Top 10? No way! Ah well, still need a win though, or it'll be my first winless season

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Wanted; a points scoring caption

 

[Furinkazen]

Wanted; a ponts scoring caption

First I failed to as well.

 

[TheBook]

Barring another win, looks like 8th or so is the best I can do. I'll take it.

 

[Touring Mars]

Remember that there are two rounds remaining, Abu Dhabi (which will be posted next Monday) and a final round to replace the cancelled Japanese round - so there will be 19 Rounds in total. Please note, however, that the final round will not be a double points round.

 

[Pupik]

I'm late. Sorry, tied up with creditors.

Nelson: As you know, I won the world championship for three years. But there is yours...
Felipe: ...I don't see it...what am I looking for?
Nelson: Too late, Lewis has already taken it away.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SEVENTEEN - RESULT

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1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts (H: 12 votes)
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 18 pts (N: 8 votes)
3rd=: TheBook, GTP_Ingram - 13 pts (K, Q: 6 votes)
5th=: Famine, pezzarinho17 - 9 pts (A, L: 5 votes)
7th: DK - 6 pts (O: 4 votes)
8th: niky - 4 pts (E: 3 votes)
9th: SVT Cobra GT - 2 pts (D: 2 votes)

(Entries with less than 2 votes - no score)

Winning Entry

I call this hold the 'Half Nelson'

Standings (after Round Seventeen)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars **** - 195 pts
2nd: Famine *** - 152 pts
3rd: Furinkazen ** - 150 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys ** - 142 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram *** - 134 pts
6th: niky ** - 108 pts
7th: Soundtrack - 102 pts
8th: TheBook * - 81 pts
9th: NFX ** - 72 pts
10th: Jimlaad43 - 60 pts

11th: magpie1997 * - 49 pts
12th: Flex0r - 47 pts
13th: DK * - 46 pts
14th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
15th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
16th=: BlacqueJacques, pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
18th: Liquid - 27 pts
19th: zed300 - 23 pts
20th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
23rd: LMSCorvetteGT2 - 15 pts
24th: SVT Cobra GT - 11 pts
25th: Omnis - 10 pts
26th=: haitch40, Pupik - 8 pts
28th: Matty - 7 pts
29th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
30th: C-ZETA - 4 pts
31st=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
33rd: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP

Voting for Round Eighteen will follow very shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - Abu Dhabi

Entries by Tuesday, 2nd December - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

Also, please note that there will still be 19 Rounds in this year's competition. This round, R18 - ABU DHABI - will be followed by a final round to replace the Japanese round which was cancelled. The final round will include a picture from any race from 2014, selected by the winner of Round 18. ​

 

[niky]

Team-mates Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg receive the coveted "Good Sportsmanship Trophy" for running a clean and accident free season.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Hey guys, we convinced Bernie to get rid of Double Points for this race, so it's minus points now!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

For his performance in "Looking happy despite losing 2014 F1 title", Leonardo Di Caprio lookalike wins 'Best Actor' Oscar before the real Leonardo Di Caprio.​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Nico; That blonde in the front row's nice isn't she?