F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

Congrats on the win prisonermonkeys!

 

[niky]

A well deserved win. Meta-humor done right!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Waiting for the Texas 10 gallon hat photo

 

[Jimlaad43]

When will the bonus round be?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - USA

Entries by Tuesday, 11th November - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Awkward moment in the Red Bull garage as Keanu makes a joke about Daniel's new beard without realising he's stood nearby.

 

[Flex0r]

Keanu:"So is this way to go right?"
Daniel:(with gritted teeth)"Keep smiling and laughing Seb!"
Sebastian:(with gritted teeth)"But his stupid questions are causing physical pain!

 

[Famine]

Vettel: Don't try to drive round Suzuka - that's impossible. Instead only try to realise the truth.
Keanu: The truth?
Ricciardo: There is no Spoon.

 

[Lizard]

Daniel suddenly notices Keanu taking a photo of Sebastian's crotch whilst trying to keep him distracted.

 

[Touring Mars]

"So this is why they call Texas the Land of Steers..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Keanu: So, I see you guys took the Red Pill this year.

 

[niky]

Want to see me bend a wheel with my mind?

Well, that one's Danny's, so go right ahead.

 

[Soundtrack]

Seb: Did you really advised Bernie on how to handle that boycott threat?
Keanu: Yeah, basically I explained him how to dodge virtual bullets!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

I am

Keanu: I am so excited, and I just can't hide it, I know, I know, I know, I'm on the F1 Caption Game at GTPlanet !

Seb:And for $50,000.00 you can keep the wheel as I have a new one for next season.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Great! Now you just need to change your name to Sebastian Daniels, and you're in!"

 

[NFX]

"Jaguar? I'm gonna drive for Jaguar?"

 

[Furinkazen]

"And then Bernie said "We'll have 3 car teams next season!""​

 

[TheBook]

Vettel: "You can keep the steering wheel, I picked it up from Caterham for 79p."​

 

[C-ZETA]

Keanu Reeves with Sebastian Vettel, Daniel Ricciardo and Daniel Ricciardo's facial hair, soon to become the latest 3 car team.

 

[zed300]

​

How bodacious dudes, I'm air racing!!!

 

[ScottPuss20]

Keanu: Does wheel turn you on?
Sebastian: You're asking me?
Daniel: Well, it definitely turns me on

 

[Flex0r]

​

Seb: "Daniel...., he looks like he's completely out of this world."
Daniel: "Just like the amount of pills he chucked away while shooting The Matrix. Red, blue and what not.
Just smile and laugh at his jokes."


Final entry

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Vettel: Don't try to drive round Suzuka - that's impossible. Instead only try to realise the truth.
Keanu: The truth?
Ricciardo: There is no Spoon.

Well you'll be getting my vote this round, given that's pretty much identical to the first idea that came into my head

"Pop quiz hotshot. You're starting from the pits. Once your car goes 50 feet past Maldonado, he'll be armed. If you drop below 50, he'll crash into you. What do you do? What do you do?"​

 

[WJHMH]

Sebastian - So like.. can you use that wheel to control the phone booth & go in back in time to the start of the season?
Keanu - What a most righteous idea, dude! Excellent!!
Daniel - Strange things are a foot in the COTA garage.

 

[Jimlaad43]

koff

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"So we've got Keanu Reeves, the boss is marrying a Spice Girl, and Danny's done that thing with his razor. When Bernie introduces cars powered by the number of Twitter followers, we can't lose!"​

 

[Pupik]

Keanu: They said I was The One...
Sebastian: ...actually, I'm The One...
Daniel: (thinking) sure you are...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Too late Parc was Ferme'd

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seventeen - Brazil

Entries by Wednesday, 19th November - 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy



Please also vote for your favourite caption in Round Sixteen here if you haven't done so already:

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...ead-rd16-open-to-tues-18-nov-0900-gmt.126394/


Also, please note that there will still be 19 Rounds in this year's competition. The next round, R18 - ABU DHABI - will be followed by a final round to replace the Japanese round which was cancelled. The final round will include a picture from any race from 2014, selected by the winner of Round 18. Please note that the final round will not score double points.​

 

[Famine]

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
WherEEEEEEEver you are!
I believe that the heart does go oooooooooon.