F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[GTP_Ingram]

I feel like Maldonado with my sporadic points scoring.

If you're scoring points - even sporadically - then you are better than Maldonado.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fourteen - Singapore

Entries by Tuesday, 30th September - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[Furinkazen]

"The highest a Caterham has been all season".

 

[Pupik]

Caterham requested a Twenty Million Dollar Man, because Six Million is not enough for a race seat.

 

[Flex0r]

As the first team to implement an ejection seat, Caterham had some issues involving premature ejections.


Final entry

Noticed I was too late marking this entry as final so never mind.

 

[Liquid]

*Note: Kamui died on the way back to his home planet*

 

[Famine]

"I must go now - my people need me."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

The Singapore Flyer​

 

[TheBook]

"I must go now - my people need me."

Dammit, I was going to use that.

If you look closely, you can see the strings.

 

[DK]

Kamui: Was it "Singapore Sling" or "Singapore Wings"? I'm gonna look dumb without those wings.

 

[Soundtrack]

Despite Caterham’s troubles, Kamui remains resilient to bounce back.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Kamui was told he'd be for the High Jump if his results didn't improve. Sadly, this was lost in translation.

 

[Flex0r]

After re-entering the F1, Kamui's career with Caterham didn't really take off, so he did it himself.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Kamui: "Now, how did Tom Daley do this again?"

 

[Touring Mars]

The Kobayashi Maru faces yet another no-win situation.​

 

[PatrisS136]

Oh no , I forgot that I have cookies in oven .​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"I must go now - my people need me."

You could have added, (even if my team doesn't).

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"To infinity and ... no, just to Turn 7."

 

[Flex0r]

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Kamui: Dammit guys, who spiked the drink system with fairy dust?

 

[magpie1997]

Marshal: Maybe I shouldn't of had that last drink​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Kamui experiences the F1 'rapture' of driving a back marker car


Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Famine]

My earlier one is my actual entry, but just for Brits:

"Oh man. Jarvis Cocker's really going to hate this one."

 

[niky]

While praised by many testers for its realistic graphics, Codemasters' new F1 title did have its share of glitches.

 

[mikeerfol]

Hopefully no one's going to understand I shut off the car intentionally.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Kamui could never have realised that he would get such a literal boot from his race seat ahead of the Japenese Grand Prix...

 

[zed300]

I knew that invisible jet pack I devised last year, would come in handy.
Lets go...back to the pits.

 

[NFX]

In an unexpected turn, Caterham have sold Kobayashi's Suzuka drive to the makers of Super Mario Bros.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND 14 is now closed.

Poll will follow this afternoon/evening.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOURTEEN - RESULT

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1st: niky - 25 pts (Q: 8 votes)
2nd=: Famine, prisonermonkeys - 16 pts (E, N: 7 votes)
4th: Furinkazen - 12 pts (A: 5 votes)
5th=: Flex0r, Touring Mars - 9 pts (C, L: 4 votes)
7th: Liquid - 6 pts (D: 3 votes)
8th=: GTP_Ingram, TheBook - 3 pts (F, G: 2 votes)


Winning Entry

While praised by many testers for its realistic graphics, Codemasters' new F1 title did have its share of glitches.

Standings (after Round Fourteen)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars *** - 170 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 144 pts
3rd: Famine ** - 122 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram ** - 100 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys * - 99 pts
6th: niky - 96 **
7th: Soundtrack - 78 pts
8th: NFX ** - 62 pts
9th: TheBook * - 53 pts
10th: magpie1997 * - 49 pts

11th: Flex0r - 47 pts
12th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
13th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
14th: Jimlaad43 - 35 pts
15th: BlacqueJacques - 34 pts
16th: pezzarinho17 - 25 pts
17th: DK * - 24 pts
18th: Liquid - 24 pts
19th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
22nd=: LMSCorvetteGT2, zed300 - 15 pts
23rd: SVT Cobra GT - 9 pts
25th=: haitch40, Pupik - 8 pts
27th: Matty - 7 pts
28th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
29th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
29th: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

 

[Touring Mars]

As a mark of respect to Jules Bianchi, Round Fifteen will be postponed and replaced with a bonus round at a later date.

The next round, Russia, will be posted up next week.​