F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

Still behind JimLaad

 

[Jimlaad43]

Still behind JimLaad

And it's gonna stay that way

 

[BlacqueJacques]

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twelve - Belgium

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Entries by Tuesday, 2nd September - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[Soundtrack]

"Rubity, Scrubity, Sweepity"​

 

[Jimlaad43]

eBay, here I come!!!

 

[Furinkazen]

Caution Handle With Care: May attack F1 Tyres and Track Martials unprovoked..

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"So ... is this Max Chilton's talent?"

"That's a piece of a Mercedes, Tim."​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

"**** me! Hovering Mercedes trim pieces. These modern F1 cars today!"​

 

[niky]

*Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.*

Master, it's just a tiny piece of carbon fiber...

*Size matters not...*

(groan)

 

[Dragonwhisky]

Don't know if I'm doing this properly but...

"Tim, that's not a Silver Arrow."

 

[Pupik]

The latest screenshots of Wipeout's tenth installation seem a bit disappointing.

 

[C-ZETA]

"Oh no, this nail's coming loose, quick, let's delay the race for a whole hour while I put it back on!"

 

[TheBook]

"I want to get away, I wanna flyyyyyyy awayyy..."

 

[Famine]

"Not even Spa-Francorchamps is safe from the menace of... MIMES."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Not confirmed, but this entry is more final than the previous one.

Marshals are so good nowadays, you'd think they were Jedis or something.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"I could have placed this part down carefully, but I chose to throw it to prove a point."​

 

[Touring Mars]

We call this "cutting off one's nose to spite one's teammate"​

 

[Flex0r]

Murray Walker: "As the marshall loses his frontwing endplate, you can immediately see the loss in downforce as he's on a collision course with the barrier."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

That's not cricket!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[DK]

Rosberg (off screen): "Hot potato!"

 

[magpie1997]

After inspiration from Red Bull commercials we now have "Mercedes gives you wings"
It wasn't very good. It was rather deflating

 

[NFX]

With a perfectly timed leap, Rosberg's front wing attacks its second victim.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

GoPro attached, he was ready to show the world what he could do - with his mind.

"That 'You've Been Framed' £250 is as good as mine!" he chuckled to himself, out of image.

 

[Flex0r]

Just winging it!

Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWELVE - RESULT

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1st=: GTP_Ingram, Touring Mars - 21 pts (M,N: 7 votes)
3rd: niky - 15 pts (E: 5 votes)
4th: NFX - 12 pts (R: 3 votes)
5th=: Furinkazen, Pupik, Famine, magpie1997 - 7 pts (B, G, K, Q: 2 votes)​

Entries with less than 2 votes: no score

Winning Entries

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"I could have placed this part down carefully, but I chose to throw it to prove a point."

We call this "cutting off one's nose to spite one's teammate"

Standings (after Round Twelve)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars *** - 148 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 132 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram ** - 97 pts

4th: Famine ** - 93 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys * - 83 pts
6th: Soundtrack - 78 pts
7th: niky * - 61 pts
8th: TheBook * - 50 pts
9th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
10th: magpie1997 * - 44 pts

11th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
12th: Flex0r - 38 pts
13th: NFX * - 37 pts
14th: Jimlaad43 - 34 pts
15th: BlacqueJacques - 33 pts
16th: pezzarinho17 - 25 pts
17th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
20th: DK * - 16 pts
21st=: LMSCorvetteGT2, zed300 - 15 pts
23rd: SVT Cobra GT - 9 pts
24th: haitch40 - 8 pts
25th=: Matty, Pupik - 7 pts
27th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
29th: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - Italy

Entries by Tuesday, 16th September - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Full rules available in Post #1. Please remember that your entries must be within our Acceptable Use Policy ​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Sutil: "Ha! Esteban's finger revolver is no match for my champagne flute."​

 

[Famine]

Sauber F1's Film Night: Brokeback Mountain

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Esteban and Adrian;

Ladies contain yourselves.