F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[niky]

Boys, you're going to have to duel to keep your seats next year.

It's champagne glasses at dawn.

 

[Liquid]

The only points Sauber will get this year.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Sorry guys, we ran out of money for the car, we spent it all on the new Saub-rero's you're modelling.

 

[stiggygonzalez]

Esteban-ditos

 

[C-ZETA]

"Look, just shoot me instead, Esteban. I don't even like Sauber..."

 

[Soundtrack]

"The Desesperadoes"​

 

[Pupik]

You asked for more racy telenovelas...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Sorry about this again, but - more a final entry than the previous one.

So, who managed to navigate turn 1?

 

[Touring Mars]

Esteban: You're not going to get drunk tonight and start trouble again, are you?
Adrian: No, I'm Sauber these days.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Reporter: Which one of you is Sauber's number one driver this season?

Esteban & Adrian: me!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Or

Who wants to go for Gelato after the race?

Esteban & Adrian: I do!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sorry guys, we ran out of money for the car, we spent it all on the new Saub-rero's you're modelling.

Not actually a sombrero

 

[NFX]

After yet another pointless race, the Sauber drivers were told to pull their fingers out.

 

[Furinkazen]

Please tell me that noise was just another gearbox breaking...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I don't know how this happened. I don't know why it's happening. What I do know is that somehow, this is all Lewis Hamilton's fault."​

 

[magpie1997]

So who was booing Rosberg after the race?​

 

[DK]

Saubers confirmed as "the Bad" in the remake of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"; Mercedes are set to be "the Good" while Lotus are "the Ugly".​

 

[Flex0r]

"Which one of you found the raw egg in their hat?"
​

Final Entry

 

[zed300]

With the Austin race approaching, the Sauber team practices the road side blood alcohol test, of touch the end of your nose with your fore finger and walk ten paces along the white line.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Ahem

 

[Flex0r]

 

[NFX]

badoom tish

 

[mikeerfol]

Hey there, can I join you guys?

 

[Touring Mars]

Yes @mikeerfol, the next round will be posted up next Tuesday, so you can join in then 👍

 

[mikeerfol]

Yes @mikeerfol, the next round will be posted up next Tuesday, so you can join in then 👍

Nice, can I vote at the voting thread?

 

[Touring Mars]

Yes 👍

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Vote for (M)e

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND THIRTEEN - RESULT

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1st: NFX - 25 pts (N: 8 votes)
2nd: Liquid - 18 pts (E: 7 votes)
3rd=: Famine, Touring Mars - 13 pts (B, L: 6 votes)
5th: niky - 10 pts (D: 5 votes)
6th: DK - 8 pts (R: 4 votes)
7th=: stiggygonzalez, magpie1997 - 5 pts (G, Q: 3 votes)
9th=: Pupik, Jimlaad43, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt (J, K, M: 1 vote)


Winning Entry

After yet another pointless race, the Sauber drivers were told to pull their fingers out.

Congrats to NFX Two wins in three attempts - that must be some sort of record ​

Standings (after Round Thirteen)
* denotes Round Win

1st: Touring Mars *** - 161 pts
2nd: Furinkazen ** - 132 pts
3rd: Famine ** - 106 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram ** - 97 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys * - 83 pts
6th: Soundtrack - 78 pts
7th: niky * - 71 pts
8th: NFX ** - 62 pts
9th: TheBook * - 50 pts
10th: magpie1997 * - 49 pts

11th: Akmuq * - 45 pts
12th: PeterJB * - 38 pts
13th: Flex0r - 38 pts
14th: Jimlaad43 - 35 pts
15th: BlacqueJacques - 34 pts
16th: pezzarinho17 - 25 pts
17th: DK * - 24 pts
18th=: Beeblebrox237, DQuaN, Solo - 20 pts
21st: Liquid - 18 pts
22nd=: LMSCorvetteGT2, zed300 - 15 pts
23rd: SVT Cobra GT - 9 pts
25th=: haitch40, Pupik - 8 pts
27th: Matty - 7 pts
28th: stiggygonzalez - 5 pts
29th=: Stiggy, Jahgee1124 - 2 pts
29th: jimipitbull - 1 pt

If you think any votes have been incorrectly counted/assigned or that the number of
points awarded or added to your score is wrong, please let me know ASAP

Round Fourteen - Singapore coming soon!​

 

[DK]

I feel like Maldonado with my sporadic points scoring.

 

[Furinkazen]

Just had a Jenson Button Singapore weekend