F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[prisonermonkeys]

"Oooh iz zis Jenson Button? Ah em zee Frenchman Romain Grosjean. Ah drive zee Lotus with zee Mercedeez engine, not zee MarClaren On-durr, which iz fantastique, or so ah em told. Ah do not know of zis Jenson Button, except zat 'iz facial hair iz tres bien, and so ah 'ave grown a beard of my own like 'iz."​

 

[RACECAR]

Woot! That is all

Anyhow:

Romain was horrified to find that the mysterious video he had been sent was non-other then the old Max Mosley sex tape.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Romain: She kisses her mother with that mouth? Dayuuum!

 

[zed300]

Hey Romain.... I hear TM from GTPlanet is using a big chin theme for the caption game this year.

 

[Famine]

Romain finally discovers the real reason team bosses keep letting Pastor drive their race cars - and it's not PDVSA money like everyone thought...

 

[Liquid]

Romain Grosjean struggles to contain his disbelief when he tries this British "butter" with his brioche.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND 2 is now CLOSED! Poll will follow shortly

 

[Omnis]

Good. I didn't even know who that was.

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND TWO - RESULT

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1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (E: 7 votes)
2nd: Jimlaad43 - 18 pts (D: 6 votes)
3rd: Famine - 15 pts (R: 4 votes)
4th=: Flex0r, Luke, mikeerfol, Liquid - 9 pts (F, L, M, S: 3 votes)
8th=: Furinkazen, Legro, Pezzarinho17 - 2 pts (C, G, J: 2 votes)

Entries with less than 2 votes: No score

Winning Entry

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Romain is terrified as he considers the consequences of stealing Bernie Ecclestone's bath towel.

Standings after Round Two
* denotes Round Win

1st: Famine* - 40 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram* - 37 pts
3rd=: RACECAR, Jimlaad43 - 18 pts

5th: Pezzarinho17 - 14 pts
6th=: Touring Mars, Luke - 12 pts
8th=: Flex0r, mikeerfol, Liquid - 9 pts
11th: TheBook - 8 pts
12th=: Furinkazen, Legro - 5 pts
14th: niky - 3 pts​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - China 2015

Entries by Monday, 20th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Liquid]

As Hamilton explains whether he backed up Rosberg or not, Nico flicks an imaginary cigar into Lewis' eye.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Your tyres would have been fine
No, they wouldn't have
Your tyres would have been fine
No, they wouldn't have. What, do you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that Nico?

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Nico: Lewis, I was really disappointed with the way you backed me...
Lewis: ..Look, Nico. If we're going to have a mature discussion, at least take the sanitary towel off your head first.​

 

[Lizard]

Nico tries his best sloth impression.

 

[Flex0r]

Nico is twirling his imaginary moustache while he is plotting revenge on Lewis

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Nico: 'Lewis you made me back into Sebastian'

Lewis: 'Giggity'

 

[TheBook]

Nico: "You see, ze Germans are ze only vones who can truly master ze smug expression. Observe."

 

[Soundtrack]

Lewis:"You got a little something on your cheek..."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Before you throw your toys out of the pram again, Nico, Materschitz has threatened to quit again, so you're probably going to be second-best there, too."​

 

[Touring Mars]

Nico: I'm not a huge fan of this circuit, but the barbecue last night was delicious!
Lewis: You haven't seen Roscoe anywhere, have you?
Nico: ...

Final Entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Nico checks to see if the Pinocchio spell has worn off before explaining why Lewis beat him again.

(More Final than the previous entry, but not yet confirmed)

 

[Pezzarinho17]

NR "Handbags?! Oooooohhh, my favourite is a Michael Kors, don't you love the smell of new leath-"
LH "You twit, I said we'll talk about SANDBAGGING later!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it."​

 

[Furinkazen]

"and these are my chances of winning the world championship"

 

[Flex0r]

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Nico: " and then you blow like this, so that the nailpolish dries nicely. Just like that grid girl"

Lewis: "No you twit, I said that I nailed that Polish grid girl I liked."​

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[Famine]

"Whoah, Nico, just wait there a second."
"Seriously? I can't believe you're still trying to back me into Vettel even on the podium."

 

[Legro]

Lewis: "You Germans just love to correct other people's mistakes, don't you."
Nico: "Technically I'm only half German."

 

[rono_thomas]

Lewis: Nico even your catalogue pose is 2nd best

 

[Touring Mars]

Nico: Here, let me just fix that fake smile for you.

 

[zed300]

Maybe you should've taken your your fall back career choice as a hand model Nico.....you really do have lovely hands.