F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[ScottPuss20]

I was going to say something ridiculously inappropriate
"Why are all you silly people looking at my big ass trophy? And yes Nicole, I can lift, unlike my little mate"

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round Four is now open

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...-27-apr-0900-bst.126394/page-63#post-10670126

@Jimlaad43 Thanks for the reminder 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FOUR - RESULT

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1st=: Famine, Touring Mars - 21 pts (N, R: 8 votes)
3rd: prisonermonkeys - 15 pts (M: 7 votes)
4th: GTP_Ingram - 12 pts (C: 5 votes)
5th: aarror - 10 pts (L: 3 votes)
6th=: haitch40, Furinkazen, TheBook, Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques, SVT Cobra GT - 3 pts (A, D, F, I, K, P: 2 votes)

Entries with less than 2 votes: No score

Winning Entries

Police in Milton Keynes arrest Stevenage man, 30, after a break-in at the Red Bull HQ

"If you think this cup's big, wait until you see the two girls..."

Standings after Round Four
* denotes Round Win

1st: Famine** - 62 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram* - 50 pts
3rd: Touring Mars* - 40 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys - 33 pts
5th: Legro* - 30 pts
6th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
7th: TheBook - 23 pts
8th=: RACECAR, Jimlaad43 - 18 pts
10th=: Liquid, Flex0r - 16 pts
12th: Luke - 12 pts
13th=: aarror, SVT Cobra GT - 10 pts
15th=: Furinkazen, mikeerfol - 9 pts
17th=: niky, haitch40, Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts​

 

[Flex0r]

Congrats guys.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - Spain

Entries by Monday, 18th May - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Famine]

"Bruce Willis's character is dead all along."

 

[Lizard]

We are sorry Seb. The Italians surrendered this morning. Your invade France button won't have our support any more.

 

[Legro]

"You've always wanted to be the next Schumi, right. Well, we've planned you a nice skiing trip to the French Alps for the next winter."

 

[Jimlaad43]

By the way Seb, Snape kills Dumbledore

 

[mikeerfol]

"I'm afraid FIA found out about our fuel thing"

 

[Omnis]

"Let'sa face it. You'ra gonna be turd."​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Hey Seb, when we complete that Ferrari Land theme park in Spain, you will ride the rollercoaster at full speed. With Rosberg and Webber, and without seatbelts. Is that clear?"

Final entry.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"If Bottas signs, he takes your seat."

 

[Ingram]

"I'm really sorry Seb, but we sold the last LaFerrari to Lewis."​

 

[Mike458]

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"Seb? We're sorry, but we're hiring Maldonado for next season."

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[DK]

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"Rei is best girl. Just accept that."
"But...she's not German..."

 

[niky]

What flavor is your chapatick today, Seb? It looks mighty juicy...

 

[Jimlaad43]

FINAL ENTRY (I need to stop posting crap captions early and editing in another later)

"I'm afraid we'll be using Renault engines for the rest of the season"​

 

[Akmuq]

We're hiring Webber.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

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"You've always wanted to be the next Schumi, right. Well, we've planned you a nice skiing trip to the French Alps for the next winter."

Ouch!

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sorry Seb, no Spätzle for you!

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry about lunch Seb, we used to have a great chef but he pasta way...​

 

[Furinkazen]

"Next season. you're going to McLaren".

 

[TheBook]

"Seb, Paddy Lowe spoke to us and, uh... They found out that we "borrowed" some of their engines."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Touring Mars won. Again."​

 

[Soundtrack]

"I'm afraid Kimi took the last Spaghettieis."

 

[Flex0r]

"Look I know Susie Wolff sent you that love letter about what she'll do to your Bratwurst, but snap out of it!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"It's okay, guys; I found Kimi - he was here in Seb's side of the garage the whole time."​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Seb and his engineer share a thought on the two girls with Lewis Hamilton's Bahrain GP winners cup.

 

[Mike458]

"We've just got a call from Chilton, he wants his Max Mosley private video collection back."

Final Entry