F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Furinkazen]

"Qualifying was so bad that I have this much chance of beating McLaren."

 

[Soundtrack]

"To become a Ferrari driver I need to smoke 20 of these..."​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Valtteri to his engineers: I was this close to taking you two back to my room last night.

 

[Flex0r]

Valtteri: "Did I ever show you guys how small my pen."
Engineer: "Oh stop it"
Valtteri: "What??
Engineer: "We don't wanna hear it, We're outta here!"
Valtteri: "Why don't they want to know how small my pen drive is?!?"

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"When that Ferrari contract lands on my desk, you have this much chance of me staying at Williams..."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"The dealership called and said I need to get a new set of tyres for my Mercedes, but I still have this much tread left ... why would they do that?"​

 

[Flex0r]

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Valtteri: "My wife said she missed me this much yesterday what does that mean?"
Other guys: *while stepping aside slowly*

Final Entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

Entree Finalement

"And that is how you undo a Bra one-handed."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

What do you think? Is my hand cramped because I stroke out too much?

 

[niky]

And when I pressed it, vodka came squirting out of the bottle.

If Ferrari can have that on their cars, why can't we?

 

[axletramp]

"And in Bangkok they call this the 'bowling ball'..."

 

[Mike458]

Bottas tells his teammate the ancient proverb: "Stay five yards from a Ferrari, ten yards from a Mercedes, and a hundred yards from a pissed-off Vettel, but the distance you should stay away from Maldonado cannot be measured."

 

[Legro]

Bottas: "Thanks to that camera taking pictures of us, people are already making jokes about me showing someone's penis size, and all I'm trying to demonstrate is the size of the butt plug I bought for Emilia."

 

[Touring Mars]

Voting for Round Six is now open - please vote if you have taken part in this round...

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...-8-june-0900-bst.126394/page-64#post-10743706


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NOTICE:

I am looking for a volunteer who knows how this game operates to take over at the helm for a couple of months, starting from Round 8 - Austria and ending after Round 12 - Italy, as I am working in the US over the summer and I'll not be able to run it while I'm away. Anyone willing and able should PM me, but preference will be given to regular players or moderators (since it might be necessary for a moderator to edit threads). Anyway, please let me know if you are interested in the first instance.

 

[TelepathicCow]

"Bernie said if we stop making our front wings like this then maybe more people would watch"

 

[TelepathicCow]

"Why don't we make a car shaped like crab pincers?"

 

[Touring Mars]

I am looking for a volunteer who knows how this game operates to take over at the helm for a couple of months, starting from Round 8 - Austria and ending after Round 12 - Italy, as I am working in the US over the summer and I'll not be able to run it while I'm away. Anyone willing and able should PM me, but preference will be given to regular players or moderators (since it might be necessary for a moderator to edit threads). Anyway, please let me know if you are interested in the first instance.

Anyone interested??

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND SIX - RESULT

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1st: Mike458 - 25 pts (T: 9 votes)
2nd=: Famine, Soundtrack, prisonermonkeys - 15 pts (F, K, N: 7 votes)
5th=: Jimlaad43, axletramp - 9 pts (P, S: 5 votes)
7th: Niku Driver HC - 6 pts (G: 4 votes)
8th=: SVT Cobra GT, Legro - 3 pts (L, U: 2 votes)

Entries with less than 2 votes: No score

Winning Entry

Bottas tells his teammate the ancient proverb: "Stay five yards from a Ferrari, ten yards from a Mercedes, and a hundred yards from a pissed-off Vettel, but the distance you should stay away from Maldonado cannot be measured."

Standings after Round Six
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 77 pts
2nd: Touring Mars* - 52 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram* - 50 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys - 48 pts
5th: Legro* - 41 pts
6th: Luke* - 37 pts
7th: Jimlaad43 - 37 pts
8th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
9th: Mike458* - 25 pts
10th: Furinkazen - 25 pts

11th: TheBook - 23 pts
12th=: haitch40, Flex0r - 19 pts
14th: RACECAR - 18 pts
15th: Soundtrack - 15 pts
16th=: Liquid, SVT Cobra GT - 16 pts
18th: aarror - 10 pts
19th=: mikeerfol, axletramp, Niku Driver HC - 9 pts
22nd: Omnis - 8 pts
23rd=: niky, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts



Round Seven - Canada will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - CANADA

Entries by Monday, 15th June - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.


I'm still looking for a volunteer to carry on the contest over the summer.

Please PM me if you are interested.

If no-one is able to do it, the contest may be suspended over the summer and resumed in September.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Er... the picture isn't showing up, Mars. You may need to check that one out.

 

[Touring Mars]

Er... the picture isn't showing up, Mars. You may need to check that one out.

Thanks 👍 Is it showing now?

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Thanks 👍 Is it showing now?

Indeed it is, now it's working properly. 👍 And to kick things off (still not a final entry, by the by)

"Be honest with us, Alonso; do you want to change to Senna's car for the remainder of the season?"

 

[Lizard]

So how was the car?

FA:These flowers are just perfect. I really love these flowers.

 

[Furinkazen]

"Fernando, meet your Honda engine."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Eric: "Don't worry Fernando, we'll tell you when it's safe to go outside. Seb is bound to get tired of pointing and laughing soon."​

 

[Touring Mars]

I know it's not the trophy you wanted, but the Montréal Pride Man Of The Month award is quite sought after.

 

[Lizard]

So Fernando. Why have you brought your contract?

 

[axletramp]

"Just two cappuccinos and the bill please."

 

[mikeerfol]

"So Fernando, regarding the update for Austria you're actually going to race Stoffel's car there"

 

[Touring Mars]

Who ordered the Heston Blumenthal apple crumble?