F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Liquid]

"Seb, uh... Dimblebey has just been on the blower. The SNP took 56 seats in the end."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Bad news, apparently Rosberg's offer for you to visit the Mercedes garage was a 'joke'. All of our lawyers from 'Spygate' work for Red Bull now - designing front wings."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sorry about lunch Seb, we used to have a great chef but he pasta way...​

So I do a noodle caption and the pastafarians follow my lead?

 

[Touring Mars]

Ha, they are a bit similar - in my defense, I wrote and posted mine before I saw your post, but since it is pretty similar I'll change mine to something else.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Ha, they are a bit similar - in my defense, I wrote and posted mine before I saw your post, but since it is pretty similar I'll change mine to something else.

Its OK its not like I am going to win the championship eh; what about the other spaghetti caption

 

[Soundtrack]

"...maybe we should try the pizza..."

 

[Touring Mars]

As part of our subliminal cigarette advertising deal with PMI, you're going to have to smoke 20 a day from now on.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

"So we looked into it, and it turns out that guy who ran across the track in Shanghai is pretty good, so we're going to stick him in your seat for the weekend."​

 

[beezball]

"You're scent is intoxicating today, like a field of edelweiss."

 

[Lizard]

"You're scent is intoxicating today, like a field of edelweiss."

Too late sorry.

 

[beezball]

So much for my first try at this...

 

[beezball]

I just saw Monday the 18th and missed the time bit.

 

[Touring Mars]

I just saw Monday the 18th and missed the time bit.

You're welcome to post captions even after the round has ended, it just won't be included in the poll which is (normally) posted shortly after the deadline for entries has passed. Typically each new Round is posted on the Monday after a race, and is open for 7 days, so feel free to play whenever you like 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND FIVE - RESULT

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1st: Luke - 25 pts (K: 7 votes)
2nd=: haitch40, Furinkazen - 16 pts (B, M: 6 votes)
4th: Touring Mars - 12 pts (U: 5 votes)
5th=: Legro, Omnis, Jimlaad43 - 8 pts (C, E, J: 4 votes)
8th=: Flex0r, SVT Cobra GT - 3 pts (P, Q: 3 votes)

Entries with less than 3 votes: No score

Winning Entry

We're hiring Webber.

Standings after Round Five
* denotes Round Win

1st: Famine** - 62 pts
2nd: Touring Mars* - 52 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram* - 50 pts

4th: Legro* - 38 pts
5th: Luke* - 37 pts
6th: prisonermonkeys - 33 pts
7th: Pezzarinho17 - 29 pts
8th: Jimlaad43 - 26 pts
9th: Furinkazen - 25 pts
10th: TheBook - 23 pts
11th=: haitch40, Flex0r - 19 pts
13th: RACECAR - 18 pts
14th: Liquid - 16 pts
15th: SVT Cobra GT - 13 pts
16th: aarror - 10 pts
17th: mikeerfol - 9 pts
18th: Omnis - 8 pts
19th=: niky, Niku Driver HC, BlacqueJacques - 3 pts​

 

[Jimlaad43]

yeah

 

[Lizard]

In before the K jokes.

 

[Akmuq]

It's my lucky letter.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - Monaco

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Entries by Monday, 1st June - 0900 BST

Please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.
Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Lizard]

I wonder where my hover board is. I even wore a name tag saying MRTI.

 

[Liquid]

"Nah, honestly fellas. Räikkönen is only about this big. He's more Ice Cube than Iceman."

 

[mikeerfol]

"So I bumped into Felipe when going for a pee. No comment."

 

[Niku Driver HC]

I know for sure that this much Martini can cool off Kimi, chaps, try that next time he's angry.

 

[Akmuq]

"Our chances of scoring points this weekend."

 

[rcb929]

" This amount of vodka is faster at making me drunk than our car's pace this season. "

 

[Jimlaad43]

"So you pull out the CD and Bingo! Mercedes have inaccurate GPS data for the weekend"

 

[Famine]

Bottas enters his guess for the regular Williams sweep on "How far will Pastor Maldonado make it through this race?".

 

[GTP_Ingram]

I know this is inelligible (because photo editing) but:

"O'ay guys, where did my 'alse teeth 'o? They were righ' in my hand, and now they're gone"​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"...and after much investigation, I have found that this is the numerical possibility of all F1 drivers not being involved in a crash with Pastor Maldonado."

Final Entry.

 

[Touring Mars]

And for my next impression, Kermit naked.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"If Sir Frank runs over my toes with his wheelchair one more time.. I swear I am THIS close to slapping him."​