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Hamilton looks on, dejected as he knows that he can't post the selfie online himself.
 
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Hamilton looks on dejected, as he knows that he can't post the selfie online himself.
 
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"You just gave me a brilliant idea: if my steering wheel took selfies, I would have less of a problem finding the clutch at the start!"
 
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"You just gave me a brilliant idea: if my steering wheel took selfies, I would have less of a problem finding the clutch at the start!"
 
Come on Mr Hamilton, Smile. It's not like your teammate won the last five races...
 
Come on Mr Hamilton, Smile. It's not like your teammate won the last five races...
 
"I still can't work out what the one weird trick is that's making her two grand a week. What do you think, Mr Hamilton?"
 
"I still can't work out what the one weird trick that's making her two grand a week is. What do you think, Mr Hamilton?"
 
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Lewis: Better take that selfie quick love. My followers will wonder where I've been over the last 45 seconds.
 
Lewis: Better take that selfie quick love. My followers will wonder where I've been over the last 45 seconds.
 
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"So Lewis, this is the culture you're supporting." [She says as she reads a news article about women in Bahrain and other Islamic states.]
 
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"So Lewis, this is the culture you're supporting." [She says as she reads a news article about women in Bahrain and other Islamic states.]
 
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Woman: "Your new app is nearly ready Lewis - you just take a selfie, then it automatically detects you in the photo and tells you how #Blessed you are."
Lewis: "That's a sexy lap........er, I mean app. What does it say for me?"
Phone: "Calculating ......... #ERROR."
 
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Woman: "Your new app is nearly ready Lewis - you just take a selfie, then it automatically detects you in the photo and tells you how #Blessed you are."
Lewis: "That's a sexy lap........er, I mean app. What does it say for me?"
Phone: "Calculating ......... #ERROR."
 
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"Camera, camera, on my arm, who's about to do Bottas some harm?"
 
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"This 'new' version of the app eliminates the worst selfie every 90 seconds. Although this won't affect you very much as we've already scrapped this and decided that it's a good idea to do something completely different instead."
 
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The FIA's new "Palm Tree of the Race" social media experiment was tested in Bahrain.
 
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Rumours are growing of the circulation of a viral video showing the Kingdom Of Bahrain abusing a woman driver with blonde hair, threatening her with lashes if she doesn't keep winning. The woman's name is rumoured to be "Britney" and people in the paddock, including a well known personality on snapchat, pictured here dressed in black, are linking it with the sudden upturn in pace shown by the racing driver known as "Nico Rosberg".
 
Thank you!

I'm a very big fan of your work, Mister Shakur!
 
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Here we see Lewis Hamilton heading towards the back of the grid after the Anti-Social Media F1 governance comes up with the new qualifying system.
  • Cars will not set any times during qualifying. The grid will be set in reverse order of "most self portraits taken with a mobile telecommunication device (MTD)".
  • The driver with the fewest "relikes" of their self-MTD on Twitbook will start on pole.
 
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