F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Ryk]

Secret Diary of Pastor Maldonado

Day 57 - "They still don't suspect a thing, I love my new Vettel Mask. Better not use that Alonso one again though..."

 

[Flex0r]

Maurizio: Kimi won't be driving, he has a hangover and vomited in the car, in my shoes and probably a few other places.
Seb: I found another one

 

[jake2013guy]

"Erm Seb. That's your underwear. Try again. I've told you a hundred times it's underwear on the bottom."

 

[Legro]

Sebastian Vettel demonstrates his newest plan to sabotage Mercedes:

"And when Lewis realises that we've poured petrol into his balaclava it'll be too late."

 

[Touring Mars]

Entries for Round 3 are now closed - poll will follow shortly.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Three - RESULT

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1st: Touring Mars (I: 11 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43 (N: 8 votes) - 18 pts
3rd=: Famine, Ryk, prisonermonkeys (D, E, K: 6 votes) - 12 pts
6th: XJ40 (G: 4 votes) - 8 pts
7th: jake2013guy (R: 3 votes) - 6 pts
8th: Furinkazen (L: 2 votes) - 4 pts​

Entries with less than 2 votes = no score


Winning Entry

Admit it - if you had access to Kimi's underwear, you'd do it too...

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 62 pts
2nd: Touring Mars* - 44 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43 - 33 pts

4th: Ryk - 31 pts
5th=: niky, jake2013guy - 21 pts
7th: XJ40 - 19 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys - 12 pts
9th=: SVT Cobra GT, DK - 11 pts
11th=: Flex0r, Pezzarinho17 - 7 pts
13t=: GTP_Ingram, Furinkazen - 5 pt
15th: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
16th=: Liquid, marco89IT, TheBook, aarror - 1 pt

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Round 4 - Russia will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - Russia

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Entries by Monday, 9th May - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

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"Do you think Seb would be believe me if I told him it was Mark Webber's fault?"​

 

[DK]

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Kvyat: "If Vettel calls me "suka Kvyat" one more time, I must break him."

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Kvyat: So...should we, like....start thinking about moving teams?

 

[XJ40]

Kvyat tries out various looks for his appearance in the 2017 Toro Rosso teamwear catalogue, here is Blue Steel.


Final Entry

 

[Legro]

A Russian member of British-Austrian track-gang was caught hitting a German repeatedly with a high-tech weapon on last Sunday. The investigators aren't sure what caused the Russian to commit such a violent crime, but it is speculated that the relations between the gang and the German heated when the German left this violent track-gang for another track-gang.

"Did you hear the good news yet? Helmut decided to give you a Ferrari engine for the next race."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Vladimir says you are to make it look like an accident if you want to see your family again."

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Failure is not an option, Kyvat. For the world to truly witness how dirty Vettel's underware can be, you must piss him off. It's the only way..."

Final Entry, Parc Fermé.

Just to clarify, there is no AUP-related issues with a certain expression I used for this quote, correct? Otherwise, I will change it accordingly.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Faced with the task of captioning an image of two bored looking men (Chris Cooper, Meryl Streep), this entrant (Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage) desperately searches for ideas, but an extended period of writer's block leads to a deadly pursuit through the Florida Everglades.

 

[Ingram]

"I don't know why I have to stand here and get told off too, Daniil. YOU were the one who crashed into him."​

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Not an entry

"Is Seb ... wearing Kimi's underwear on his head?"​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Torpedo? I'll show him Torpedo!

 

[Furinkazen]

"Red Bull drivers react to Lewis Hamiltons latest selfie"

 

[Touring Mars]

Just to clarify, there is no AUP-related issues with a certain expression I used for this quote, correct? Otherwise, I will change it accordingly.

It's fine 👍

 

[Niku Driver HC]

It's fine 👍

Alright, thanks for clarifying. 👍 I have made that quote's status official as being Parc Fermé, so consider that one final.

 

[Touring Mars]

Must be Tottenham supporters...​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Final entry

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Kvyat: "Ok, so that could have gone better. But I'm sure Seb will be very understanding about it."

Engineer: "I think I see him coming towards us - and he's brought his front wing with him......."

Kvyat : "...........quick, go get the aeroscreen."

 

[Pupik]

Meet the wreck-tronic duo Daft Puncture, featuring their latest unsafe release: What The **** Are We Doing Here?

 

[mikeerfol]

"So Daniil, do you think they'll call us The Blues Brothers now?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Daniil can't believe what has just Verstappened...​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

I do regret marking my entry as final now.........

 

[Ryk]

Pyry Salmela - "I wouldn't be rushing to go into Helmut's Office. He looks very angry."
Daniil Kvyat - "Really? I'm Russian." *Gulp* "Maybe he'll turn a blind eye."
Pyry Salmela - "..."
Daniil Kvyat - "Too soon?"

 

[Famine]

"The saying is right: No-one likes a Vettell-tale."

 

[TheBook]

Kvyat: "Well, at least it's more difficult to say 'Kvyat'd' than 'Maldonado'd.'"