F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[XJ40]

Max: "What do you mean you can hold the trophy up with no han-

Oh..."

Final entry

 

[Pupik]

Vettel: No, you're the oldest Dutchman to win an F1 race.

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies, there was a small error in the results post for Round 4 - entries with less than 3 votes got no score, not 'less than 2' as was originally stated.

 

[Jimlaad43]

final entry

Max: And what do we do now?
Seb: We grab the trophies and run, Kimi's finally on a podium with real Champagne.

 

[Touring Mars]

Max: Erm, Seb, you're fly is down
Seb: I know...​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - RESULT

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1st: TheBook (E: 13 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Pupik (R: 9 votes) - 18 pts
3rd: Pezzarinho17 (P: 7 votes) - 15 pts
4th: prisonermonkeys (A: 6 votes) - 12 pts
5th: Legro (C: 5 votes) - 10 pts
6th=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol, Famine (D, H, J: 3 votes) - 6 pts​

Entries with less than 3 votes = no score


Winning Entry

Verstappen: "So how many times should I 'accidentally' walk by the Torro Rosso garage carrying this?"

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Famine** - 68 pts
2nd: Touring Mars** - 65 pts
3rd: Pezzarinho17* - 43 pts

4th=: Jimlaad43, Pupik - 33 pts
6th: TheBook* - 31 pts
7th: Ryk - 31 pts
8th: XJ40 - 30 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys - 29 pts
10th=: niky, jake2013guy, Legro - 21 pts
13th: SVT Cobra GT - 16 pts
14th=: DK, GTP_Ingram - 11 pts
16th: Flex0r - 7 pts
17th=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
19th: Furinkazen - 5 pts
20th: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
21st=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

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Round 6 - Monaco will follow shortly​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Congrats @TheBook!

Shocked to be 3rd overall, I thought that would only be possible if I came third in the first round!!!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - Monaco

Entries by Monday, 6th June - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Legro]

"Oh and before you go, I want to give you this. It's a voucher for one Mercedes pit stop."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

LH: "Is the Red Bull pool party still happening later? I can bring some rubber tyres if you need them..."

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Lewis: I'm not wearing anything but a swimsuit underneath these overalls, Ricci... Feel free to prepare the pool with the rain that didn't help you.

 

[Jimlaad43]

LH: If you want Red Bull to say Sorry to you, my mate Justin can help

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Hey Dan, that's a firm handshake you have there! #IHopeHe'sNotMadAtMe #StopSqueezing #Blesse"​

 

[Soundtrack]

Man those tyres lasted forever!

 

[Touring Mars]

Final Entry

Ricciardo: I'm not crying, it's just been raining on my face.

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[Ryk]

"No Lewis, believe it or not I don't want to meet your life guru and best mate , Justin Bieber..." - Danno Ricciardo, Chewing marbles, yesterday.

 

[Roger the Horse]

"Oh god... I peed myself... Only one thing to do... Act natural and try to pull a straight face... Oh god he's touching me... No... Please stop... Help..."

 

[Furinkazen]

"It's alright Daniel, that Toro Rosso deal will be done soon."

 

[TheBook]

Hamilton: "I knew letting you borrow my strategist from last year would be a good idea."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lewis: Nice pajamas Daniel; do they come with tires?

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Ricciardo: Soon Lewis.... Soon.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Lewis: "You feeling okay Dan? You look all tyred out.........."

 

[Famine]

Lewis: Well, now you know why they're called "P Zero"...

 

[DK]

LH: "It must be so embarrassing, waiting so long for some tyres, and ending up 2nd."
DR: "Could be worse...I could be the guy who was 2nd to drink from their champers."

 

[XJ40]

Lewis: Hang on Dan, I'm off to show Nico the trophy he didn't win.

Final entry

 

[Mike458]

NOT MY FINAL ENTRY

LH: You should be lucky that your pit crew didn't put cinder blocks underneath your tires... ever noticed that they've been wearing Mercedes T-shirts around the paddock?

 

[Jimlaad43]

More final than the last entry

LH: So that's where my McLaren pitcrew have gone!

 

[niky]

"Dude, I almost had you."

"You almost had me? You never had me... But you can have the rest of the champagne."

 

[Touring Mars]

"I'd give it a minute before you go storming up there Dan, they're not quite ready for you yet"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

LH: That is an interesting bull-shaped camouflage your racing suit has, Ricci. Is that to hide your shame?

DR: No, those are rubber patches from the slicks I was supposed to get in the second pitstop. Not what I had in mind when I mentioned "protective rubber"...

Final Entry, Parc Fermé.