F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[aarror]

Verstappen: "Hey Daniil, I can't find my new Red Bull Racing suit anywhere. Have you seen it?"
Kvyat: ...

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I didn't know Daniil was spelt M-A-X in Cyrillic."

"It's not ..."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Danil: Being a mad torpedo two races in a row; not even Putin can save me!
Crew Member: Sorry I don't speak Toro Rosso!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

Hopefully different enough then the other entry?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Final entry

Pyry Salmela: "Well, look on the bright side - Franz never confused us with Kylie and Dannii."​

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry @prisonermonkeys - entries for Round 4 are closed - your previous caption will be used instead.

​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Can we automatically disqualify any caption for Spain if it contains the word "Verstappened"?

 

[Touring Mars]

Can we automatically disqualify any caption for Spain if it contains the word "Verstappened"?

I would consider it too similar to my caption in the last round, so yes...

 

[Jimlaad43]

The choice of image is going to be so tough, Mercedes or Verstappen? In B4 we get an uncompromising photo of Perez or Haryanto or something.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - RESULT

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1st=: Pezzarinho17, Touring Mars (E, N: 8 votes) - 21 pts
3rd: Pupik (L: 6 votes) - 15 pts
4th=: XJ40, Legro (C, D: 5 votes) - 11 pts
6th=: TheBook, GTP_Ingram, SVT Cobra GT, prisonermonkeys (B, H, Q, S: 3 votes) - 5 pts​

Entries with less than 3 votes = no score


Winning Entries

"Vladimir says you are to make it look like an accident if you want to see your family again."

Daniil can't believe what has just Verstappened...

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars** - 65 pts
2nd: Famine** - 62 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43 - 33 pts

4th: Ryk - 31 pts
5th: XJ40 - 30 pts
6th: Pezzarinho17* - 28 pts
7th=: niky, jake2013guy - 21 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys - 17 pts
10th: SVT Cobra GT - 16 pts
11th: Pupik - 15 pts
12th=: DK, Legro, GTP_Ingram - 11 pts
14th: Flex0r - 7 pts
15th: TheBook - 6 pts
16th: Furinkazen - 5 pts
17th: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
18th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

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Round 5 - Spain will follow shortly​

 

[niky]

Damn. Miss two races and I fall so far behind.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Damn. Miss two races and I fall so far behind.

Don't complain - you're still ahead of me.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - Spain

Entries by Monday, 23rd May - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I've got to go. Mum says I'm up past my bed time."​

 

[Soundtrack]

Verstappened: Come on! I'm 18, serve me a drink!

 

[Legro]

Vettel: "No, of course you can't drink the entire bottle of Champagne just because you won the race! Who do you think you are, Räikkönen?"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Trust me Max, you do not want to give that cup to Red Bull themselves. Their security systems at Milton Keynes are so atrocious that even Kyvat could crash in and steal it. Friendly advice, give it to your mother...

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[TheBook]

Verstappen: "So how many times should I 'accidentally' walk by the Torro Rosso garage carrying this?"

 

[niky]

Oh, Frodo, my old ring! I would very much like to hold it again, one more time!

Seb, you're scaring me...

Sssss!!! Give me the precious, Max!!!

 

[Furinkazen]

"Don't worry Sebastian, there's time for me to crash into you yet."

 

[mikeerfol]

Nice racing suit, I'm sure it would look good on me.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Max: So then Seb, how does it feel knowing that a kid has beaten Ricciardo on the first attempt where you failed to do it in an entire year?

 

[Famine]

"Now you've got your first cup, I know a couple of girls who can show you what to do with it."

 

[Jimlaad43]

After taking "Youngest Win" and "Youngest Podium" from Sebastian, Max seems worried as he spots the current "Youngest Pole"

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Is that a bottle of champagne in your pocket Seb, or are you just really pleased that I won?"​

 

[Roger the Horse]

Vettel: "Oh god! Help! A bee! Ahh!"

Max: "If you flail around like that it's more likely to sting you."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Seb: As Red Bull Team lifetime advisor I gave you this opportunity to win:

Max: Danil thanks you!

 

[Touring Mars]

Not an entry...

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[TRGTspecialist]

"Sorry Seb, I have to go. Dad says I won't get my celebration cake until I've finished my homework."

 

[Ryk]

Hail Hydra...

 

[Pezzarinho17]

MV: "Multi 21 worked a treat! You got anymore cheat codes to beat a Red Bull team mate with?"