F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

LEWIS: I heard someone joined all the crew's shoelaces, have they caught them yet?

DANIEL: We have a suspect, it seems the tied laces were made with a Russian join and we found a bottle of vodka.

 

[ScottPuss20]

Lewis : Your team is s*** mate, I'm so sorry.
Daniel : Sorry just doesn't cut it.

 

[Ryk]

*Can this day get any worse?*
Lewis - "Want to see my Prince Albert?."
Danno - "..."

whoops final entry type thing!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I know how you feel, man. Paul di Resta couldn't pronounce my name properly, either. I'll go talk to him. Meanwhile, how was your race?"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 (P: 8 votes) - 25 pts
2nd=: Furinkazen, Flex0r (G,S: 6 votes) - 16 pts
4th=: Legro, Touring Mars (A,E: 5 votes) - 11 pts
6th=: TheBook, TRGTspecialist (H,K: 4 votes) - 7 pts
8th: XJ40 (N: 3 votes) - 4 pts
9th=: Famine, DK, Ryk (L,M,U: 2 votes) - 1 pt​

Entries with less than 2 votes = no score


Winning Entry

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LH: So that's where my McLaren pitcrew have gone!

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars** - 76 pts
2nd: Famine** - 69 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43* - 58 pts

4th: Pezzarinho17* - 43 pts
5th: TheBook* - 38 pts
6th: XJ40 - 34 pts
7th: Pupik - 33 pts
8th=: Ryk, Legro - 32 pts
10th: prisonermonkeys - 29 pts
11th: Flex0r - 23 pts
12th=: niky, jake2013guy, Furinkazen - 21 pts
15th: SVT Cobra GT - 16 pts
16th: DK - 12 pts
17th: GTP_Ingram - 11 pts
18th: TRGTspecialist - 7 pts
19th=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
21st: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
22nd: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

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Round 7 - Canada will follow shortly​

 

[Jimlaad43]

YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Flex0r]

Woohoo 2nd place , much needed points after missing a few rounds.
Congrats Jimlaad!

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - Canada

Entries by Monday, 20th June - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Beanie Hats vs. Baseball Caps: Coming to a cinema near you winter 2016. Whose side are you on?

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Fox proudly presents... Rush Hour: F1 Interference, coming soon to a TV near you. Can our malfunctioning international duo overcome the challenge of an underfunded racing team and defeat the evil German crime syndicate Merc? Stay tuned to find out!

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Famine]

Soon.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Apologies for not voting on the last round, for some reason thread notifications decide not to bother trying every once in a while, so I missed it! Anyhoo:

"The Manor team and I believed the car would be fast enough to score points this season. As it turns out, we Wehrlein."​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Wehrlein reacts to the news he will be replaced by Alexander Rossi after the American's Indy 500 win.

 

[DK]

Haryanto: "What do you mean, "The team can only afford to have one of us in focus in the picture"?!"​

 

[XJ40]

"I'm auditioning for Top Gear, maybe I'll get to drive some properly fast cars there"

Final entry

 

[Furinkazen]

Rio Haryanto stars in "Indonesia's Got No Talent", coming to a racetrack near you soon!

 

[Touring Mars]

Haryanto struggles to stay focused during Ramadan​

 

[Jimlaad43]

As the pressures of being an F1 driver begin to build up on Rio, he starts to lose focus.

 

[Ryk]

Wehrlein "They call Rio 'The Blur' for obvious reasons - Now you will find out why they call me, 'THE FLASH!'"
(Ominous sound of zippers being opened)

 

[TheBook]

Haryanto looks on as Wehrlein prepares for his turn in the rap battle.

 

[niky]

"Troubling news out of the Manor garage today, as it was revealed that Rio Haryanto doesn't even have enough money to tip the photographers."

 

[Soundtrack]

"The hardest job kids face today is learning good Manors without seeing any."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the dogs seagulls of war."​

 

[mikeerfol]

What a surprise, Rio is behind me again.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Wehrlein: They call them tuqes (pronounced: 'tukes') in Canada.

Did ya know:

In Canada, tuque /ˈtuːk/ is the common name for a knitted winter hat, or watch cap (sometimes called a beanie in other parts of the world); the spelling "touque", although not recognized by the Canadian Oxford Dictionary, is also sometimes seen in written English.[6] The Canadian-English term was assimilated from Canadian-French tuque. Toque first appeared in writing around 1870.[7][8][9]

The fashion is said to have originated with the coureurs de bois, French and Métis fur traders, who kept their woolen nightcaps on for warmth during cold winter days. the terms tuque and toque are unique to Canada and northern areas of the United States close to the Canadian border.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Flex0r]

Werhlein: All right everyone, Rio is looking a bit blurry because he lost his contact lenses, so focus and don't move.
Photographer: *crack*

Edit: Properly added the picture

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Focus Rio, Focus!

 

[Touring Mars]

Just in time @Pezzarinho17 - 2 mins to spare...

Round 7 is now closed for entries, poll will follow shortly - Round 8 will follow next week.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Just in time @Pezzarinho17 - 2 mins to spare...

I know, apologies! I've been staring at the pic and hoping for something better to come my way. Realised I had 3 minutes today though and it would be better to put something rather than not entering at all!!!

 

[Flex0r]

I too was struggling to come up with a caption for this round

Edit: Thanks a lot @Jimlaad43