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Round Nine - Austria

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Entries by Monday 18th July- 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

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Ricciardo questions whether the Red Bull PR department will stop at nothing to attract attention away from Mercedes.

Verstappen wishes he was still driving for Toro Rosso.
 
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Ricciardo takes over Webber's role as "Red Bull's most humiliated Australian".
 
Just as a side note, I was really hard-pressed to choose a good picture for this round because there were so many good choices - Rosberg facepalming, Hülkenberg striking a pose like the Fonz, Vettel hitching a ride on a scooter, and Toto Wolff and Maurizo Arrivabene in conversation in a shot that looked like the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.
 
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Daniel: ...before you ask, the suspenders were sent to Torro Rosso. Next question?
 
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Max: Dani, what's this symbol that's emblazoned across... you know, our gentleman's area?

Daniel: Let's just say that Helmut loves to massage one of his properties. And mock others' in the process...

Final Entry, Parc Fermé
 
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After his recent contract extension, Ricciardo wishes he'd stood his ground more firmly against Article 6, Clause 4.5a: A compulsory requirement to wear traditional dress at the expense of one's dignity.​
 

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Verstappen: Ugh, I'm never playing drinking games with Kimi again.
Ricciardo: Quit whining Max, be glad you won the beer pong game, I don't have the legs for a Dirndl costume.
 
Red Bull's drivers were secretly relieved when the FIA rejected the teams new race overalls on fire safety grounds.
 
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Verstappen qualified in a disappointing 9th place after suffering a thigh-slapper in Turn 3
 
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Dan: we have a thigh-slappingly good time here-
Max: -versus a ****-kickingly good time in Austin?!?

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Ricciardo: "Now you know what they meant when they said a move up from Toro Rosso would have you wearing the big boy pants."
 
First sighting of the Adrian Newey designed, "Tight Rear End Packaging".

Dan - "It is going to be a Baptism of Fire and You will need Big Balls as we are on the Razor's Edge. I am sure the rest of the grid will be Thunderstruck."

Max- "Stop it Dan! You are not in AC/DC just because you have silly shorts on..."
 
Adrian Newey attempts to reduce the frontal area of the Formula One driver by 15% in his latest aerodynamic creation.
 
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"I admitted it: budgie smugglers are worse than clogs. You had that argument won, but then you had to go and ask Dietrich about it and look at us now."

"I regret nothing."

(For those of you who don't know, budgie smugglers are speedos. For visual reference, here's our (former) Prime Minister modelling them.)
 
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Miraculously immediately after this picture was taken Daniil Kyvat started performing well again.

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I said I wanted an ice cream, not an ice car...:grumpy:
 
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