F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Blame @Jimlaad43

 

[Jimlaad43]

Apart from the seagulls there was nothing really of interest in Canada, so I decided to find a picture of teams and drivers that never really get the Caption game exposure, hence Manors.

 

[Flex0r]

Was just kidding, I know sometimes there are not a lot of pictures that have a lot of potential.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - RESULT

1st: GTP_Ingram (D: 13 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Soundtrack (N: 9 votes) - 18 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43 (J: 6 votes) - 15 pts
4th: Touring Mars (I: 5 votes) - 12 pts
5th: Furinkazen (H: 3 votes) - 10 pts
6th: DK (F: 2 votes) - 8 pts
7th=: SVT Cobra GT, XJ40, TheBook, prisonermonkeys (E, G, L, O: 1 vote) - 3 pts

Winning Entry

"The Manor team and I believed the car would be fast enough to score points this season. As it turns out, we Wehrlein."

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars** - 88 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43* - 73 pts
3rd: Famine** - 69 pts

4th: Pezzarinho17* - 43 pts
5th: TheBook* - 41 pts
6th: XJ40 - 37 pts
7th: GTP_Ingram* - 36 pts
8th: Pupik - 33 pts
9th=: Ryk, Legro, Furinkazen, prisonermonkeys - 32 pts
13th: Flex0r - 23 pts
14th=: niky, jake2013guy - 21 pts
16th: DK - 20 pts
17th: SVT Cobra GT - 19 pts
18th: Soundtrack - 18 pts
19th: TRGTspecialist - 7 pts
20th=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
22nd: BlacqueJacques - 4 pts
23rd: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

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Round 8 - Europe will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - "Europe"

Entries by Sunday 3rd July - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Soundtrack]

Roscoe advocating the Remain Campaign...​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Lewis, I wanna go walkies. Maybe we could check how this new track you've never seen before looks?"
"No."​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

LH: Roscoe, stop pulling my leg, I don't want to go the simulator. If you want to do the No.2 there, be my guest, especially if Nico goes there after you...

 

[TheBook]

One of the animals in this picture is going to wind up urinating in an inappropriate place.

Hint: it isn't the dog.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After changing every switch on his steering wheel, Lewis Hamilton manages to restart his MGU-K9

 

[Furinkazen]

No-one can ever say this years Mercedes was a dog of a car.

 

[Flex0r]

Dog: Yo dawg, keep signing those cards, my dog biscuits aren't free you know!

 

[Roger the Horse]

"Dude's gonna freak out when he sees I drew a moustache on his dog!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Did you guys take Roscoe for a walk?"

"Uh, we can't tell you that, Lewis."

"Did you feed him?"

"We can't tell you that either."

"Bathe him?"

"Sorry, Lewis, we still can't tell you."

"Well, what can you tell me?"

"We can tell you that it might be a dog, but if it has four legs and a tail, then it might be a giraffe. You'll have to figure it out."​

 

[Touring Mars]

What's Roscoe's favourite dog food?

Spoiler

Winalot...

 

[Ryk]

Lewis - "I love dogs, but I couldn't eat a whole one."
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After Roscoe ate his 'phone, Lewis was unable to post any further selfies on social media during the Baku weekend...
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[Roo]

Despite trying to play down the speculation, rumours that Hamilton was moving to Sauber next season refused to go away.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lewis Hamilton sits down with Bernie Eccelestone's replacement.

Final Entry, Parce Ferme'

 

[RazorSharkz]

"Soon"

 

[niky]

Lewis' dating life really took a turn for the worse after Bieber-gate.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lewis: Would you like your autograph with a "#blessed" or without?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Not an entry

"A-Z-A-R ... no, no ... A-Z-E-R-B-Y ... no, wait ... A-Z-E-R-B-A-I-J ...J? That can't be right. Screw it, can we just call it Europe?"

Also not an entry

"Sure, we can consider Azerbaijan part of Europe. I mean, Europe will be stronger with more member states, and I don't see that changing any time soon."

Still not an entry



"Actually, Ted, the Maiden's Tower featured in The World Is Not Enough is in Istanbul. Even though parts of the film are set in Azerbaijan, production never actually visited the country."

"And how do you think prisonermonkeys will react to your knowledge of one of his favourite James Bond films?"

"Poorly, I expect."​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Lewis Hamilton looks nervous, having realised just how dogged his team mate is this season.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"A-Z-A-R ... no, no ... A-Z-E-R-B-Y ... no, wait ... A-Z-E-R-B-A-I-J ...J? That can't be right. Screw it, can we just call it Europe?"​

 

[XJ40]

Lewis: Hold your breath, mini minion man, Kimi gave the dog beans again.

Final entry

 

[Niku Driver HC]

LH: You wouldn't believe just how much of a doggy dog world this is... Fortunately, Roscoe has no team orders to overtake me when I'm walking him around, unlike my teammate.

Final Entry, Parc Fermé.

 

[DK]

Fearing that his shades aren't enough to hide the pain in his eyes after that Monaco podium ceremony, Hamilton's brought Roscoe to distract onlookers.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"The Manor team and I believed the car would be fast enough to score points this season. As it turns out, we Wehrlein."​

Oh. So based on what has just happened, do I get this win removed now?

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies for the delay - first proper day at my new job today and I've had very limited internet access; poll for Round 8 will follow later tonight and the poll will be open until the weekend. Round 9 will follow next week, so the competition will be slightly out of sync with the real F1 calendar, but we will catch up over the summer break.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - RESULT

1st: prisonermonkeys (H: 12 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram (B: 7 votes) - 18 pts
3rd: Furinkazen (E: 6 votes) - 15 pts
4th: BlacqueJacques (L: 3 votes) - 12 pts
5th=: Flex0r, Roger The Horse, SVT Cobra GT, Pezzarinho17 (F, G, N, O: 2 votes) - 7 pts

(Less than 2 votes = no score)​

Winning Entry

"Did you guys take Roscoe for a walk?"

"Uh, we can't tell you that, Lewis."

"Did you feed him?"

"We can't tell you that either."

"Bathe him?"

"Sorry, Lewis, we still can't tell you."

"Well, what can you tell me?"

"We can tell you that it might be a dog, but if it has four legs and a tail, then it might be a giraffe. You'll have to figure it out."

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars** - 88 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43* - 73 pts
3rd: Famine** - 69 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys* - 57 pts
5th: GTP_Ingram* - 54 pts
6th: Pezzarinho17* - 50 pts
7th: Furinkazen - 47 pts
8th: TheBook* - 41 pts
9th: XJ40 - 37 pts
10th: Pupik - 33 pts
11th=: Ryk, Legro - 32 pts
13th: Flex0r - 29 pts
14th: SVT Cobra GT - 26 pts
15th=: niky, jake2013guy - 21 pts
17th: DK - 20 pts
18th: Soundtrack - 18 pts
19th: BlacqueJacques - 16 pts
20th=: TRGTspecialist, Roger The Horse - 7 pts
22nd=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
24th: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

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Round 9 - Austria will follow shortly​