F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[SVT Cobra GT]

Jolyon's reaction to the news that Sky Sports have realised the exact level of his talent.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"I wasn't aware the price of Infiniti engines was getting Red Bull pit strategists... Bloomin' idiot, I am."

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Ingram]

Forgetting his race suit for the third Grand Prix running, Palmer must choose between the dirty spare kit in the Renault lost property box or racing in his underpants.​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Palmer has perfected the "disgruntled look on face, walk back to the garage" even before the race has started.

 

[Pupik]

Jean-Denis Deletraz: I'd better take this mask off now, before the gang from The Mystery Machine finds me out.

 

[Ryk]

This will be the end my career -

Why did it have to be an ultra rare Zapdos(tm) on the outside of turn 4...
- Damn you Pokémon GO!

 

[XJ40]

Dad, Kevin handed me his hair gel, turned out to be glue, things could be worse, right?

Final entry

 

[TheBook]

"And I thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing than Monaco..."

 

[Famine]

They left me alone. They thought I knew what I was doing.

 

[DK]

Feeling dissatisfied with the feel of running his hand through his hair, Jolyon wishes Head & Shoulders still sponsored the Enstone squad.​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Jolyon questions his sanity when he starts seeing descriptions of his performance on his car:

Total Waste
Pirelli P-Zero Points
Infiniti Disappointment
Renault Hope

 

[Touring Mars]

'Not-quite-so-Joly'on Palmer​

 

[niky]

Man, I made a Massa out of that race.

Sorry, Felipe...​

 

[Roger the Horse]

Maurizio Arrivabene's streamlined hair did little for Ferrari at Silverstone, but Renault are getting desperate.

 

[RazorSharkz]

"Daddy said if I tried hard I'd win a bunch"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Jolyon Palmer wonders if this week can get any worse, only to find a balding patch.​

 

[Soundtrack]

Jolyon realising he's having another bad hair day...​

 

[Touring Mars]

Wehrlein and Vandoorne both claim they are better than me... well, they have a point.​

 

[Flex0r]

Palmer: I don't understand, I turned in the same as normal at Turn 4. It's as simple as 1 2 4.
Photographer: You mean as simple as 1 2 3.
Palmer: Doh, I mixed up the turns, well that took a turn for the worm.
Photographer: Worse Jolyon, took a turn for the worse.

 

[Ryk]

Photographs from the future past - Photo #43
Quadruple World Drivers Champion Jolyon Palmer, in more humble times back in 2016

(This is my entry, There are many like it but this one is mine)

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This is car number 30, and this is Jolyon, the Renault F1 Driver who leads an exciting double life. For when Jolyon eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Jolyon is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action.

(I still can't get his name right!)(2nd edit, and yet I still get his name wrong!)

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Turn 1 - Jolyon
Turn 2 -- Jolyon
Turn 3 --- Jolyon
Turn 4 ---- Joly-off

 

[Touring Mars]

Photographs from the future past - Photo #43
Quadruple World Drivers Champion Jolyon Palmer, in more humble times back in 2016

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This is car number 30, and this is Jolyon, the Renault F1 Driver who leads an exciting double life. For when Jolyon eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Jolyon is Bananaman. Ever alert for the call to action.


(I still can't get his name right!)(2nd edit, and yet I still get his name wrong!)

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Turn 1 - Jolyon
Turn 2 -- Jolyon
Turn 3 --- Jolyon
Turn 4 ---- Joly-off

Can I ask you to mark which caption you wish to be your final entry? The default is that a player's most recent caption is their final entry unless stated otherwise.

 

[Ryk]

Moderator asks Ryk to choose a Joke.
Jolyon can't decide either...
"They are all so terrible... just like me..."

 

[Jimlaad43]

After asking Lewis for tips on how to take Turn 4, Jolyon practices a "dab" on the brakes.

Final Entry (Pending slight rephrasing)

 

[zed300]

Daddy said I would only learn, if I made my own mistakes.....Daddyyyyy......AAAWWW Daddyyyyyy

 

[prisonermonkeys]

The Renault RS16 - so slow that Jolyon Palmer only just got the Brexit results.​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Palmer: When did dad's hair start going grey?

 

[Flex0r]

While losing control and spinning at turn 4, Jolyon's also lost his grasp on reality.

Palmer: Did I lock the doors? Did I leave the stove on? Why am I here? What is normal? What are cows?

[final entry]

 

[Legro]

"That spider on my seat is quite big... I should probably try to move it... But, what if I'll just make it angry..."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round 11 is now closed for entries - I will try to get the poll posted shortly.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven - RESULT

1st=: TRGTspecialist, Touring Mars, prisonermonkeys (J, O, S: 7 votes) - 19 pts
4th=: GTP_Ingram, Famine (C, H: 6 votes) - 11 pts
6th=: SVT Cobra GT, Pezzarinho17 (A, D: 5 votes) - 7 pts
8th=: DK, Ryk (I, P: 4 votes) - 3 pts

(Less than 4 votes = no score)​

Winning Entries

Jolyon questions his sanity when he starts seeing descriptions of his performance on his car:

Total Waste
Pirelli P-Zero Points
Infiniti Disappointment
Renault Hope

Wehrlein and Vandoorne both claim they are better than me... well, they have a point.

The Renault RS16 - so slow that Jolyon Palmer only just got the Brexit results.

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars**** - 146 pts
2nd: Famine** - 95 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys** - 91 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram* - 84 pts
5th: Pezzarinho17** - 82 pts
6th: Jimlaad43* - 73 pts
7th: Furinkazen - 51 pts
8th: DK* - 53 pts
9th: Ryk - 46 pts
10th: SVT Cobra GT - 44 pts
11th: XJ40 - 42 pts
12th: TheBook* - 41 pts
13th: TRGTspecialist* - 37 pts
14th=: Pupik, Flex0r - 33 pts
16th: Legro - 32 pts
17th=: niky, jake2013guy - 21 pts
19th: Roger The Horse - 20 pts
20th: Soundtrack - 18 pts
21st: BlacqueJacques - 16 pts
22nd=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
24th: RazorSharkz - 4 pts
25th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt​