F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Niku Driver HC]

"This Portable Gymkhana kit is atrocious... Where are the "Bye Bye Button" smash targets I was promised?"

Final Entry

 

[TRGTspecialist]

"Hey, if you think our test track is good, wait until you see the wind tunnel. I'll just go and see if the engineers have fired up the leaf blower."

 

[Roger the Horse]

Sergio was unimpressed by the Vatican City's new portable Grand Prix circuit.

 

[Touring Mars]

For Sergio, winning a race is still a remote possibility.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sergio: What do you think of my man cave everyone?

 

[Peter.]

Despite all the hype , Perez did not find Force India's new low-budget facilities even remotely funny.

 

[XJ40]

After stomping on his rivals' cars and taking their lunch money, the way was clear for Cheeky Checo.

Final entry

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies for the delay - the poll for this round will follow later today

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - RESULT

1st=: TRGTspecialist, Touring Mars (O, Q: 8 votes) - 21 pts
3rd: Pezzarinho17 (A: 5 votes) - 15 pts
4th=: prisonermonkeys, GTP_Ingram (K,L: 4 votes) - 11 pts
6th=: Jimlaad43, Peter. (J, S: 3 votes) - 7 pts
8th=: Ryk, niky, Famine (B,D,G: 2 votes) - 2 pts

(Less than 2 votes = no score)​

Winning Entries

"Hey, if you think our test track is good, wait until you see the wind tunnel. I'll just go and see if the engineers have fired up the leaf blower."

For Sergio, winning a race is still a remote possibility.

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars***** - 182 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram** - 120 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys** - 112 pts

4th: Famine** - 107 pts
5th: Pezzarinho17** - 97 pts
6th: Jimlaad43* - 80 pts
7th: DK* - 71 pts
8th: TRGTspecialist** - 68 pts
9th: Furinkazen - 51 pts
10th: Ryk - 50 pts

11th: SVT Cobra GT - 44 pts
12th: XJ40 - 42 pts
13th: TheBook* - 41 pts
14th=: Pupik, Flex0r - 33 pts
16th: Legro - 32 pts
17th=: Soundtrack, niky - 23 pts
19th: jake2013guy - 21 pts
20th: Roger The Horse - 20 pts
21st: BlacqueJacques - 16 pts
22nd: RazorSharkz - 9 pts
23rd: Peter. - 7 pts
24th=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
26th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

Round Fourteen - Italy will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fourteen - Italy

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Entries by Monday 26th September 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

A. STICCHI DAMIANI and co meet up with the head of Formula 1, I. STICCHI YU-UP

 

[TheBook]

Ecclestone realizes just how lacking he is in the spray tan department.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Fighting over who pays the dinner bill at Bernie's F1 semi-retirement party!

 

[Roger the Horse]

The pact of friendship was unfortunately interupted as Jean Todt revealed what he was hiding underneath his trenchcoat.

 

[Ryk]

Jean Todt wonders why Flavio wanted his tube of superglue.
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Max Verstappen: "Guys, there's a lizard on the track. There's a lizard on the track. I'm not joking!"

Pit wall: "Well, you'd better stay out because there's a nest of snakes in the paddock."​

 

[Pezzarinho17]

In a bid to make Formula more driver friendly, Liberty Media demonstrate plans to replace qualifying with a hand holding tournament. Early predictions are that Gutierrez will be at the bottom, holding everyone up.

 

[niky]

Court case against Bernie for greasing palms dismissed when the 'grease' is revealed to be tanning lotion.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Bernie: And then I said, we'll help the smaller teams compete.

 

[XJ40]

Bernie: If any team bosses give you any trouble, I know a good helicopter pilot...

Final entry

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Decision making at the FIA's model UN club takes a disturbing turn when the main protagonists agree for Bernie to step down from his current role to become Supreme Leader of Earth.​

 

[Peter.]

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

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Flavio: "Day 161. The beard disguise has worked - they still do not suspect a thing."

"What was that, Mr Blavio Friatore?"

"Er, nothing."​

 

[Flex0r]

With bringing Flavio aboard the organisation is renamed to FIASCO
We're left in the dark as to what the SCO stands for, our best guesses are:

Federation Internationale de l'Automibile Sans Cartilage Officiel
Federation Internationale de l'Automibile Sans Caleçon Officiel

 

[Soundtrack]

Jean Todt secures his watch before joining the ceremony...

 

[Touring Mars]

Meanwhile, at the Mercedes Secret Shareholders AGM​

 

[RazorSharkz]

Celebration and good times all around, except for Ecclestone who wonders when Jeff Goldblum's hair turned grey.

 

[Famine]

"So it's agreed. The FBI can have FIFA and we get left alone."

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fourteen - RESULT

1st=: TheBook, SVT Cobra GT (B, I: 8 votes) - 21 pts
3rd: Roger the Horse (D: 6 votes) - 15 pts
4th: Peter. (L: 5 votes) - 12 pts
5th=: prisonermonkeys, Famine (F, R: 4 votes) - 9 pts
7th=: Jimlaad43, Soundtrack (A, O: 3 votes) - 5 pts
9th=: BlacqueJacques, Ryk, TRGTspecialist (C, E, M: 2 votes) - 1 pt

(Less than 2 votes = no score)​

Winning Entries

Ecclestone realizes just how lacking he is in the spray tan department.

Bernie: And then I said, we'll help the smaller teams compete.

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars***** - 182 pts
2nd: prisonermonkeys** - 121 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram** - 120 pts

4th: Famine** - 116 pts
5th: Pezzarinho17** - 97 pts
6th: Jimlaad43** - 85 pts
7th: DK* - 71 pts
8th: TRGTspecialist** - 69 pts
9th: SVT Cobra GT* - 65 pts
10th: TheBook** - 62 pts​

11th=: Furinkazen, Ryk - 51 pts
13th: XJ40 - 42 pts
14th: Roger The Horse - 35 pts
15th=: Pupik, Flex0r - 33 pts
17th: Legro, - 32 pts
18th: Soundtrack - 28 pts
19th: niky - 23 pts
20th: jake2013guy - 21 pts
21st: Peter. - 19 pts
22nd: BlacqueJacques - 17 pts
23rd: RazorSharkz - 9 pts
24th=: Niku Driver HC, mikeerfol - 6 pts
26th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

Round Fifteen - Singapore will follow shortly​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Damn I've been struggling for the past few rounds.