F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Ryk]

Woah Jimlaad43, First rule of Flavio - You need to pass the blame off on the rest of Team, or that fickle former popstar girlfriend blocking the toilet this morning or your Dog being off his food or your hectic PR schedule.
YOU have not been struggling, THEY have been letting you down.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Shouldn't I and @TheBook move up to 9th and 10th respectively?

 

[Touring Mars]

Shouldn't I and @TheBook move up to 9th and 10th respectively?

Ah yes, sorry about that...! Makes a bit more sense, since now the Top 10 is entirely populated by 'race' winners whereas everyone lower than 10th hasn't won a round yet. 👍

 

[TheBook]

Back in the top ten. Nice.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

P2!

Now I just need to pick up sixty-two points to dethrone Touring Mars.

 

[Ryk]

Yes P11 - Free choice of Tyres! Just need an early comedy safety car, and the race is mine!
(Buon pomeriggio Flavio - It's Singapore next, you know that trick you pulled here a while back... well I don't suppose you could do it again.)

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fifteen - Singapore

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Entries by Thursday 6th October 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Ryk]

The last image of former Mercedes F1 driver and championship leader, Nico Rosberg. Seconds later the Mona-Germo-Finlandic driver was torn apart by a mob of typically unbiased Lewis Hamilton Fans.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After recent criticism of his form, evidence that Nico is being carried by the team does start to appear.

 

[RazorSharkz]

Photographer at top: Bubble bubble butt bubble bubble bubble bubble butt

 

[Flex0r]

With Lewis on his way to the doctor after his stagedive, it is proven that the team only supports the winner.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

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Nico demonstrates to the press his new driving position that has been key to his recent success.

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Nico and his mechanics practice some Dirty Dancing moves for the team Christmas party.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Nico Rosberg fortunate to be alive after falling off the podium.​

 

[Famine]

"Look. I also know how to have fun. Haha. Whee. This is fun."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Everybody stop - I dropped my traction metrics! They're a big ... uh ... green thing, maybe? I don't know; just help me find it!"​

 

[Soundtrack]

Despite sinking a 43 points lead, Nico resurfaces at the top of the championship.​

 

[zed300]

Time for a shameless plug, "Ahhh this is as comfy as my Sleep Maker mattress, I cannot hide my pleasure."

 

[XJ40]

Can anyone spot the photographer from Playgirl?

Final entry

 

[niky]

Industrial spies get a rare glimpse of Nico's ultra-secret aerodynamic underwear when the back of his suit pops open.

 

[Touring Mars]

Mercedes test their new HANDS system for getting drivers safely from the car to the podium

 

[mikeerfol]

"Hey, who's messing around with my rear?"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: So this is what happens when you are caught chewing gum in Singapore!

 

[Furinkazen]

"Somewhere in this crowd, Nico dropped the remote engine detonator for car #44".

 

[zed300]

Getting sideways, used to be a whole different thing for F1 drivers.


Final Entry

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Fifteen - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 (B: 11 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Flex0r (D: 6 votes) - 18 pts
3rd: Touring Mars (M: 5 votes) - 15 pts
4th=: Ryk, Famine (A, H: 4 votes) - 11 pts
6th=: mikeerfol, BlaqueJacques, Furinkazen, zed300 (N, O, P, Q: 3 votes) - 5 pts

(Less than 3 votes = no score)​

Winning Entry

After recent criticism of his form, evidence that Nico is being carried by the team does start to appear.

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars***** - 197 pts
2nd: Famine** - 127 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys** - 121 pts

4th: GTP_Ingram** - 120 pts
5th: Jimlaad43** - 110 pts
6th: Pezzarinho17** - 97 pts
7th: DK* - 71 pts
8th: TRGTspecialist** - 69 pts
9th: SVT Cobra GT* - 65 pts
10th: TheBook** - 62 pts

11th: Ryk - 62 pts
12th: Furinkazen - 56 pts
13th: Flex0r - 51 pts
14th: XJ40 - 42 pts
15th: Roger The Horse - 35 pts
16th: Pupik - 33 pts
17th: Legro - 32 pts
18th: Soundtrack - 28 pts
19th: niky - 23 pts
20th: BlacqueJacques - 23 pts
21st: jake2013guy - 21 pts
22nd: Peter. - 19 pts
23rd:mikeerfol - 11 pts
24th: RazorSharkz - 9 pts
25th: Niku Driver HC - 6 pts
26th: zed300 - 5 pts
27th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt

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[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - Malaysia

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Entries by Thursday 20th October 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Flex0r]

Haas F1's new three wheel car didn't prove to be very "Reliant"!

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Esteban: "How will I break it to the team that the car is so unbalanced, it actually handled better on three wheels......"

 

[Soundtrack]

EG "Ferrari Junior Team, my Haas!"