F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[FutureF1]

Nico's recent drop in form can be traced back to this moment when Lewis replaced his calming tunes to an audiobook of facebook comments about him.

 

[Ryk]

...That was "Let's here it for the Boy" by Deniece Williams-Honda. So what was your Dad doing way back in 1984, Call in and the 6th caller wins, only at KVIL 103.7FM live from Dallas.

 

[Jimlaad43]

After many complaints about track limits, Nico listens to Bernie Trumplestone's ideas to sort it out.
"I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very expensively. I will build a great, great wall on our exit kerbs, and I will make the race tracks pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"When I said "provide me with sick uncensored beats", I wasn't expecting a live feed to Vettel's team radio..."

Final Entry

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

After Lewis Hamilton provides Mercedes personnel with a sneak preview of his debut album, the reaction was mixed.




Also 4000th post!! Party on!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

LH: "What you listening to, Britney?"
NR: "No, I can't stand her or her music."
LH: "No, I wasn't guessing the song! I was asking what YOU are listening to Blondie!"
NR: "I have one of her songs in this playlist, but not at the moment."
LH: "Oh forget it..."

 

[Flex0r]

"Welcome to this audio course Knit yourself fit with Angela Merkel."
"For the more advance knitters Angela has a special course, Knit your knickers with Angela."

 

[Soundtrack]

As the surrounding's pressure gets higher, Nico experiments with the latest noise cancelling device.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Final Entry

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart..."

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Mercedes engineers prepare to upload the latest software update to their NicoBot. This new version enables him to say "Thank you to the team and the fans" in even more dull ways than usual.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: These whale songs are so soothing they almost make me forget about Lewis!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[XJ40]

Nico tries out new headphones by BORE®

Final entry

 

[Legro]

"These neue headphones Nico has bought are super. Nicht only they play music, but also show what he ist thinking. He ist böse, which means angry in Englisch, sehr often though."

 

[Touring Mars]

Deadline for this round extended until Saturday 19th 1500 GMT

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"At the tone, your championship lead will be twelve points."

*beep*​

 

[Ryk]

"Nico, This is Toto, we have trimmed your beard by zero point five millimetres - do you feel any positive effects on your Charisma?"
"For sure, perfect balance for the press conference! But what stubble level will Lewis be using..."

 

[zed300]

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Americans...they're always so loud.

 

[Touring Mars]

Nico: Headphones, check. Shades, check, Team cap, check. Trousers.... ah dang it!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"I thought Lewis was being nice when he offered me his latest mixtape, but it's just two hours of Niki Lauda shouting obscenities at me."​

 

[Ryk]

I wonder if these will work when Alaϊa is teething...

 

[DK]

Nico's phone: Hello, welcome to Rosetta Stone's Southern States English tutorial for racing drivers. Repeat after me: "Gosh, that was a slobberknocker of a race!"
Nico: Gosh, that was a...slobber...noggin?...race...?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 (H: 8 votes) - 25 pts
2nd=: Niku Driver HC, prisonermonkeys (C, M: 5 votes) - 16 pts
4th: GTP_Ingram (P: 4 votes) - 12 pts
5th=: Famine, FutureF1, Flex0r, TRGTspecialist (A, B, F, I: 3 votes) - 7 pts

(Less than 3 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart..."

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)


1st: Touring Mars***** - 216 pts
2nd: Jimlaad43*** - 147 pts
3rd: Famine** - 138 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys* - 137 pts
5th: Pezzarinho17** - 125 pts
6th: GTP_Ingram** - 133 pts
7th: TRGTspecialist*** - 111 pts
8th: DK** - 103 pts
9th: SVT Cobra GT* - 78 pts
10th: Flex0r - 73 pts

11th: Ryk - 66 pts
12th: TheBook** - 62 pts
13th: XJ40 - 60 pts
14th: Furinkazen - 56 pts
15th: Roger The Horse - 35 pts
16th=: Pupik, BlacqueJacques - 33 pts
18th: Legro - 32 pts
19th: Soundtrack - 29 pts
20th: Peter. - 24 pts
21st: niky - 23 pts
22nd: Niku Driver HC - 22 pts
23rd: jake2013guy - 21 pts
24th:mikeerfol - 11 pts
25th: RazorSharkz - 9 pts
26th: FutureF1 - 7 pts
27th: zed300 - 6 pts
28th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt


Round 19 - Mexico will follow shortly​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Break Glass for emergency George

 

[Touring Mars]

Break Glass for emergency George

The title is now between us two...

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nineteen - Mexico

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Entries by Wednesday 30th November 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Ryk]

We're going to need a bigger swearbox...

 

[Flex0r]

We expect that the proceeds of the Montoya-Vettel swear jar will end world hunger.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"🤬 🤬 Charlie, what a 🤬 idiot"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

JPM: "Remember that time when a deer crossed the track right in front of me...? Have you found any of those yet?"

Vettel: "Me? No, all I see crossing in front of me are dogs..."

JPM: "Dogs...?"

Vettel: "Yeah. 🤬 bitches hogging the 🤬 track limits! "

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Montoya: The last time I called someone a 🤬 idiot in an F1 car, I ended up in NASCAR. You wanna be careful Seb.