F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Famine]

Dan, I'd like to talk to you about an idea I've had to replace the shoey. You drink from your race lid instead - I call it 'slurping the helmet'...

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Dan, you're going to have to be brief with your answers as this moisture is making my tighty whitey trousers shrink so much that I can no longer feel my plums."​

 

[jake2013guy]

Daniel wished to remove this November Rain but instead got a lot of questions from David Coulthard.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

In order to best reflect the quality standards set by David Coulthard, this caption will contain no wit whatsoever.​

 

[Legro]

The awkwardness of David Couldhard's attempt to commentate Daniel Ricciardo signing some photographs cannot be expressed in words, so we took a picture.

 

[Flex0r]

Daniel: 🤬 here comes David and I got my hands full, can't put my headphones on, now I have to answer his stupid questions, all because he went clubbing with Kimi last night.

David: Daniel was it wet in the rain, did the car go, are you signing a card?

 

[Touring Mars]

Entries are now closed for R20 - poll will follow later today​

 

[Venari]

Aw. Mine was

"Shut up, Fernando, you can't have it!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twenty - RESULT

1st: GTP_Ingram (L: 11 votes) - 25 pts
2nd: Touring Mars, Niku Driver HC (D, H: 6 votes) - 16 pts
4th: prisonermonkeys (N: 4 votes) - 12 pts
5th=: Ryk, XJ40 (B, J: 3 votes) - 9 pts
7th=: Pezzarinho17, jake2013guy (G, M: 2 votes) - 5 pts

(Less than 2 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

"Dan, you're going to have to be brief with your answers as this moisture is making my tighty whitey trousers shrink so much that I can no longer feel my plums."

Standings
* denotes Round Win (ties are settled in favour of most *s)

1st: Touring Mars***** - 245 pts
2nd: GTP_Ingram*** - 166 pts
3rd: Famine** - 156 pts

4th: prisonermonkeys* - 153 pts
5th: Jimlaad43*** - 151 pts
6th: Pezzarinho17** - 130 pts
7th: TRGTspecialist*** - 115 pts
8th: DK** - 103 pts
9th: Ryk* - 100 pts
10th: SVT Cobra GT* - 91 pts

11th: Flex0r - 83 pts
12th: XJ40 - 69 pts
13th: TheBook** - 62 pts
14th: Furinkazen - 56 pts
15th: Niku Driver HC - 38 pts
16th: Roger The Horse - 35 pts
17th=: Pupik, BlacqueJacques - 33 pts
19th: Legro - 32 pts
20th: Soundtrack - 29 pts
21st: Peter. - 24 pts
22nd: niky - 23 pts
23rd: jake2013guy - 26 pts
24th:mikeerfol - 11 pts
25th: RazorSharkz - 9 pts
26th: FutureF1 - 7 pts
27th: zed300 - 6 pts
28th=: Liquid, marco89IT, aarror - 1 pt


Round 21 - Abu Dhabi will follow shortly

*Please note that votes cast after the deadline stated in the voting thread are not counted​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Battle for the last two spots on the podium is close!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I was in the hunt for 3rd about 3 rounds ago. End of season form worse than Magnussen....

 

[Touring Mars]

FINAL ROUND - Abu Dhabi

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Entries by Thursday 22nd December 0900 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.​

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Ryk]

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen.
I'd like to stay and taste my last champagne.

 

[Jimlaad43]

10 Pranks That Went Way Too Far
3,677,806 views
👍 24K 👎 3K

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

"I'll never make my escape with everybody watching me........."

"Look up, everyone! A cloud in the shape of a W07!"

*runs away*

 

[Soundtrack]

Those who think they finally resolved their Oedipus raise your hand...

 

[Legro]

"Just keep smiling and hopefully no one will realise that the one you took is actually the 2012 Manufacturers Championship trophy."

 

[TheBook]

Rosberg: "And on that bombshell, good night."

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"F1 racing teams hate him! See how he scrambled the 2017 grid with one simple, easy-to-learn trick!"

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[zed300]

"... and I'd also like to thank God."

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"So ... prisonermonkeys doesn't want this one, either?"​

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Not an entry...........

 

[Ryk]

Lewis - "You drove well all season, the better man won the title."
Nico - "Why thanks Lewis, put her there..."
Nico offers his hand... Lewis moves to shake hands but Nico swiftly lifts it away.

Nico - "... Ha ha loser. Nyar nyar na nyar nyaw you are a loser!"

(Hideously ripped off from the Simpsons)(Not an entry)

 

[Famine]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with two girls who are going to show me exactly what to do with this...

 

[Soundtrack]

Sure Alaïa is gonna fill that cup fast!

 

[XJ40]

Hi I'm Nico Rosberg, welcome to Jackass!!
This bit is called F1 Bail Out!!

Final entry

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Nico: Bye Lewis...enjoy being second best this time!

 

[Touring Mars]

NR: And most of all, I'd like to thank God...
LH: You're welcome!
NR: *sigh*

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Lewis, the boys found the part of your engine that failed."​