F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Jimlaad43]

F1 Caption Competition 2016

Caption of the year!

And we once again have a tie for victory! Congratulations to @Famine and @GTP_Ingram

Australia

Famine
Esteban: How many fingers am I holding up champ?
Alonso: Thursday.

Germany

GTP_Ingram
"A yard of ale isn't really my thing - I prefer a foot of champagne."

Awesome captioning guys. Time for Free Practice I suppose!​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

At least one of my picks was caption of the year; thanks for another great caption season; not too long before Australian GP

 

[Jimlaad43]

Can anyone give this a good caption?

 

[Ryk]

Do you want to hear a joke? I made my own lunch today. I know, a comical looking Dane Cook in America? - I guess that would be ... Harmful if Swallowed.

 

[Touring Mars]

Magnussen: I've started but I'll not necessarily finish...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

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Magnussen: I feel as giddy as a child opening the box containing a new toy.

 

[XJ40]

Day one, already on the naughty seat

 

[Jimlaad43]

Kevin Magnussen sits down to reflect on the sight he has just seen - the wall built to stop Esteban Gutierrez getting anywhere near his seat.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

*record scratch*

Yes, that's me. You are probably wondering how I ended up here, but you won't like the story I'm about to tell. All you need is to see my facial expression...

 

[Jimlaad43]

Here you go guys

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Nico Rosberg enlists the help of an internet celebrity in order to demonstrate the difference between pushrod and pullrod suspension.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Esteban Gutiérrez is no more! Say hello to Steve ... uh, Gutiérrez! No, wait, that's not right. Say hello to ... Guy! Guy Incognito! Is that too obvious? Fine, I'll just call myself Kevin. But make sure that everyone knows I'm sponsored by the Gutiérrez hair dye company, okay?"​

 

[Flex0r]

After being abandoned twice as a kid, Kevin finally found a home were he wasn't alone.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Nico: Pass that joint over here; I am retired now!

 

[Jimlaad43]

After analysing the data from the sensors, Renault concluded the spin was caused by a lack of downforce talent.

 

[Touring Mars]

To Infiniti, and beyond (the track limits)

 

[TenEightyOne]

"Lower the rest of the letters... they're going to take a picture!"

 

[Flex0r]

Renault got Racct!

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"What do you mean it's an IKEA parking lot? I thought it was a little odd that the first corner was a left, but Siri said that this is where the track goes!"​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Marshall: Looks like he collected a tv antenna!

 

[Jimlaad43]

The teams demonstrate their new "Pussycat Energy Recovery System" - PERS for short.

 

[Touring Mars]

Cat-alunya

 

[Famine]

'Hey guys, want to see my McLaren-Honda impression?'

 

[Ryk]

"MEEEEEEOOOOOW!"?

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Pet Lane

 

[Flex0r]

DRS - Dog Removal System

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Alonso, to Honda engineers: "When I told you to bring something to the track that purrs, this is NOT what I meant."

 

[Touring Mars]

Cat: I can't believe the bastards just painted over me

 

[Flex0r]

The real owner of Formula 1, Purrnie Ecclestone.

 

[TenEightyOne]

Places Alonso would rather be. And probably was, for some time.