F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[niky]

Did you hear about McLaren's latest testing session?

It was a catastrophe.

 

[Ryk]

"Fang-io" (Pictured above) brought out the first Red Flag of the Afternoon when he planted a, "Steaming Pile of McLaren-Honda" in the kitty litter on the outside turn 4.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Roscoe! Here boy! Here! Out of pit lane, boy! No, bad boy! Bad ... dog?"​

 

[Liquid]

Attenborough: "And even here on the hot tarmac of Catalunya, nature continues to astonish. The rarest of creatures, the Bowler Wildcat lies patiently for its prey to enter the pitlane. When Giancarlo FISHichella is spotted, the Wildcat... will pounce."​

 

[XJ40]

The cat with a death wish chooses his position, unaware that it was a Mclaren that just left the pit lane

 

[Ryk]

Tiddles, was worn out, chasing meaty chunks of "HAM" all morning.

Just after this picture Tiddles managed to restart and scampered back to the garage after seeing "VET" was about to visit the pit lane.

 

[Jimlaad43]

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"You broke it? Ah, don't worry about it. If anyone asks, we'll just tell them we saw Lance nearby."​

 

[Jimlaad43]

After opening his KFC order, Rob starts to suspect he ordered the wrong type of "wings"

 

[Famine]

Boop the snoot.

 

[Touring Mars]

Man: What are the chances of Williams winning anything this season?
Rob: Serena or Venus?

 

[zed300]

Man:......3 fingers or 4?
Rob: That's what she said.

 

[Ryk]

Hands down pants, caressing bodywork, Team Willy, yesterday.

 

[XJ40]

Rob: As the apprentice I want you to go ask Red Bull if they will give you wings, then ask for the long stand.

 

[Flex0r]

#Winging

 

[Liquid]

"I wish we could find the git with the superglue. We've been stuck like this since January!"

 

[Dan Hill]

How many of these is Lance going to go through this season.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Rob Smedley gives his blessing to the new front wing design.

"May your edges fly straight and Lance Strolls aim be true..."

 

[niky]

Hey, this part's all wobbly!

Oh, that's no issue. Lance won't need it for more than a few laps, anyway.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Rob: How many of these do you think Lance's Dad will have to buy after Australia?

Man(?): As many as Lance wants!

 

[Jimlaad43]

New season hype!

 

[Touring Mars]

Welcome to the 2017 GTPlanet F1 Caption Competition!!

Please have a quick read of the rules in the OP before entering.



Round One - Australia

Entries by Sun, 2nd April - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

Happy captioning! ​

 

[Ryk]

Oh My GAWD! Is Stoffel wearing Force India Nail Varnish!

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Time to open the proverbial taps!

Vandoorne: Hey guys, see this face? Our car produces so much G-force with how fast it is, it gives you this facial expression!

Max: That's no G-force, man. It's more like "G-farce" from where we sit...

Final Entry

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Lance and Max spot Stoffel's ex girlfriend trying to get his attention.

 

[Liquid]

Max Verstappen: "I have to give it to you, Stoffel. You do the best Ralf Schumacher impression."

 

[XJ40]

Stoffel: "I'd give it 5 minutes before using that toilet"

Final entry

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Max: Hey Stoffel, did you hear the good news? The FIA have dropped the "Verstappen rule"!

Lance: And looking at test times, we'll be passing you on track a lot....

 

[EDK]

I think you made your point with the beach chair, Fernando. The bikini is a bit over the top!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Lance: Why is Giovanazzi in the Sauber?
Stoffel: I may have given Pascal too hard of a slap on the back after practice.