F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Famine]

"I don't know how you manage to stay looking so young, Barack."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"No Usain, please don't be offended. I said 'Monica.'"​

 

[Flex0r]

"Yeah I hear what Usain, after that Lewinsky debacle I Bolted out of the white house."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Clinton: "At least you had half a chance of out running your missus when she found out!"

 

[Touring Mars]

Deadline is extended until tomorrow 1100 GMT - get your entries in if you haven't done so already 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seventeen - RESULT

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts (E - 5 votes)
2nd=: Jimlaad43, rono_thomas, Famine, Pezzarinho17 - 13 pts (A, D, H, K - 4 votes)
6th=: SVT Cobra GT, GTP_Ingram - 7 pts (F, I - 3 votes)


Winning Entry

When I said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, I was talking about Hillary..."

Standings after Round 17
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 202 pts
2nd: Touring Mars*** - 167 pts
3rd: XJ40** - 156 pts

4th: Jimlaad43*** - 151 pts
5th: Famine - 132 pts
6th: Flex0r - 124 pts
7th: Pezzarinho17* - 113 pts
8th: Ryk** - 106 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 55 pts
11th: rono_thomas* - 50 pts
12th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
13th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
14th=: zed300, desmodan - 39 pts
16th: FutureF1 - 29 pts
17th: Niku Driver HC - 27 pts
18th: Roger the Horse - 23 pts
19th: SVT Cobra GT - 20 pts
20th: Liquid - 15 pts
21st=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
23rd: Nessy - 9 pts
24th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
26th=: NFSCARBON1,Tyger - 5 pts
28th: Kurei - 3 pts
29th: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Eighteen - Mexico will follow shortly
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[Touring Mars]

@Jimlaad43, @rono_thomas, @Famine, @Pezzarinho17
As I picked the last image, I'd like to offer you guys the chance to choose a picture for R18 - Mexico - if you would like to choose a pic, please send me the URL to a picture from the Mexico GP ASAP and I'll get the next round posted soon (probably tomorrow AM, but sooner if you all reply today). I'll select a picture from the ones you guys send.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - Mexico

Entries by Thursday 23rd November - 1000 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Famine]

"This is the part of your body that has as much talent as Daniil Kvyat."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Gasly: Why did Helmut Marko fire Daniil Kvyat?
Engineer: He succumbed to Pierre pressure.

 

[rono_thomas]

Lord Petyr (Pierre) Baelish AKA Little Finger.

 

[Roger the Horse]

22nd: Nessy - 9 pts
23rd: Roger the Horse - 23 pts
24th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts​

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I see what happened there.

 

[XJ40]

If Pierre does well, the engineer promises to cut his hair that short.

 

[Touring Mars]

I see what happened there.

Sorry about that - I'll fix it when I'm on my computer

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"You don't like my hair? Well I think your hat is Gasly."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

You have this much chance of replacing Max, or Daniel

 

[Roger the Horse]

Look me straight in the eyes, Pierre. No, not over there; here. My eyes. Up here. Underneath my massive strands of shaggy hair.

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: "Pinky swear to me that you'll perform better in the next race or we are no longer BFF's!"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Engineer: This is how close you were to winning the Super Formula Championship this year.

 

[desmodan]

I'm telling you . I've seen Daniil's . It's only this big !

 

[Jimlaad43]

@Touring Mars

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry about the delay - I didn't get a chance to post the poll on Thursday and since then I've only had my mobile for internet! Poll is now up.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eighteen - RESULT

1st=: Jimlaad43, Touring Mars - 21 pts (B, K - 8 votes)
3rd: Famine - 15 pts (A - 5 votes)
4th=: GTP_Ingram, BlacqueJacques, desmodan - 10 pts (E, F, J - 3 votes)
7th: Flex0r - 6 pts (H - 2 votes)
8th: SVT Cobra GT - 4 pts (I - 1 vote)


Winning Entries

Gasly: Why did Helmut Marko fire Daniil Kvyat?
Engineer: He succumbed to Pierre pressure.

And this little piggy went to Sauber

Standings after Round 18
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 212 pts
2nd: Touring Mars**** - 189 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43**** - 172 pts

4th: XJ40** - 156 pts
5th: Famine - 147 pts
6th: Flex0r - 130 pts
7th: Pezzarinho17* - 113 pts
8th: Ryk** - 106 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 65 pts
11th: rono_thomas* - 50 pts
12th: desmodan - 49 pts
13th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
14th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
15th: zed300, - 39 pts
16th: FutureF1 - 29 pts
17th: Niku Driver HC - 27 pts
18th: SVT Cobra GT - 24 pts
19th: Roger the Horse - 23 pts
20th: Liquid - 15 pts
21st=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
23rd: Nessy - 9 pts
24th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
26th=: NFSCARBON1, Tyger - 5 pts
28th: Kurei - 3 pts
29th: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Nineteen - Brazil will follow shortly

@Jimlaad43 Please send a pic for R19 if you like

Sincere apologies for the delay in posting the result!​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nineteen - Brazil

Entries by Saturday 9th December - 1000 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Rubens: It's been 2 hours now and he still thinks I'm Niki Lauda

 

[XJ40]

Toto and Rubens' faces say it all when they play 'Last Christmas' over the radio to Lewis

 

[FutureF1]

Toto brings in Rubens to teach Bottas how to become a number 2 driver

 

[Flex0r]

Rubens: How is that blessing the rains business going?
Toto: Idiot!

Toto: Oh LAT Images, hahaha
Rubens: Hahaha

 

[Jimlaad43]

After failing to make their car faster, Ferrari decide to send Barrichello to the Mercedes garage, hoping his Brazilian GP bad luck rubs off on the team.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Toto Wolff and Rubens Barrichello both frustratedly try to bite the microphones off of their headsets, while the stoic lovechild of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Keanu Reaves tries to ignore them in the background.