F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Kevin: What do you think of my rendition of 'Candle in the Wind'?
Nico: Eh? I can see the candle, but what about the..... OH MY GOD!

 

[desmodan]

I don't always swear on live TV but when I do .......

 

[Jimlaad43]

Carlsberg don't do racing drivers, but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the...
oh wait, the best we can do is Kevin Magnussen

Final Entry

 

[Pezzarinho17]

I don't always get my balls sucked, but when I do, it is by a tall blonde with pole experience.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Magnussen is bemused to discover that the next GPDA meeting will led by Nico Hulkenberg and titled "We Need to Talk About Kevin".​

 

[zed300]

My name is Kevin and like.....well.....let's not spill all the beans.

 

[Touring Mars]

Apologies for the delay in posting the poll - poll will follow this evening, so entries will be accepted until then.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Could the voting deadline be Friday please, just to make sure we pick up the pace a bit.

 

[Touring Mars]

Could the voting deadline be Friday please, just to make sure we pick up the pace a bit.

I'm away Friday - Monday again, so the deadline has to be after that, unless you'd be willing to close the poll at the weekend?

 

[Jimlaad43]

I'm away Friday - Monday again, so the deadline has to be after that, unless you'd be willing to close the poll at the weekend?

Yeah, I can do if you want

 

[Touring Mars]

Cool, thanks 👍 let me know when you want the deadline to be and I'll edit the thread accordingly

 

[Jimlaad43]

Cool, thanks 👍 let me know when you want the deadline to be and I'll edit the thread accordingly

Friday 16:00

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fourteen - RESULT

1st: rono_thomas - 25 pts (F - 7 votes)
2nd: Pezzarinho7 - 18 pts (N - 6 votes)
3rd=: Famine, desmodan, GTP_Ingram - 12 pts (E, L, O - 3 votes)
6th=: Roger the Horse, Flex0r, Touring Mars - 6 pts (B, G, K - 2 votes)

Entries with 1 vote or less - no score


Winning Entry

Kevin’s Christmas Card to Jolyon

Standings after Round 14
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 174 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 138 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43*** - 128 pts

4th: Touring Mars* - 116 pts
5th: Ryk** - 106 pts
6th: Flex0r - 98 pts
7th: Famine - 97 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
9th: Pezzarinho17 - 72 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 51 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
12th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
13th=: zed300, desmodan - 39 pts
15th=: Niku Driver HC, rono_thomas* - 27 pts
17th: FutureF1 - 25 pts
18th: Liquid - 15 pts
19th=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
21st: Nessy - 9 pts
22nd=: Mike458, TheElbows, Roger the Horse - 6 pts
25th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts
28th: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Fifteen - Malaysia will follow shortly​

 

[Roger the Horse]

Pretty certain entry B was mine?

 

[Jimlaad43]

Pretty certain entry B was mine?

Yes, apologies. It's fixed now

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fifteen - Malaysia

Entries by Friday 20th October - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

I don't know who will be doing it then, whether it be me or TM.​

 

[Lizard]

Max expresses his concern at what Ferrari are doing under the table.

Eh I am hardly going to come up with more so final entry.

 

[FutureF1]

Due to his excellent posture, Max secures the illustrious title of "Driver of the Conference."

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Sebastian was originally sitting on the left, but he wouldn't stop shuffling his chair across into Max and Kimi.​

 

[Roger the Horse]

Japan's latest game show sensation sees three men sent to Malaysia. Whoever stays awake the longest wins 10,000,000 Yen.

 

[Jimlaad43]

The Fast, the Furious and the Bwoah

 

[rono_thomas]

Final Entry

Journalist: Question to all of you, what are the three key ingredients to a recipe for disaster?

... Anyone?

...Tough Crowd.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

With several kilos of spices in their stomachs, all three drivers try their hardest to keep the microphones high...

Final Entry

 

[XJ40]

Hands up whose fault it was...


Final entry

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Codemasters' release patch with updated avatars for F1 2017 game

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Verstappen: Remember, you were sandwiched with nowhere to go

Vettel: Remember, it was Verstappen's fault, he's too young, blue flags, blah blah

Kimi: Bwoah.....

 

[Kurei]

What happens when you photoshop-in the German and Finnish-man, but spend all the time on the Dutch. - Final Entry.

Seriously, Max looks way too photogenic here.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

First one to say "For sure" pays the Singapore repair bill.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Seb: Is anybody actually going to ask a question about Malaysia?

All journalists: No!

Final Entry.

 

[Touring Mars]

Interviewer: How do you think the race will go?
Kimi: You're not qualified to answer that, Seb
Seb: Don't start, Kimi...