F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[XJ40]

Wake me up when you get the car working...

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven - RESULT

1st=: Jimlaad43, Pezzarinho17 - 21 pts (C, G - 9 votes)
3rd: Ryk - 15 pts (F - 7 votes)
4th=: GTP_Ingram, XJ40 - 11 pts (H, K - 3 votes)
6th=: BlacqueJacques, Niku Driver HC, Touring Mars, Famine - 5 pts (B, E, I, J - 2 votes)

Winning Entries

Fernando Alonso tries out the new DRS - Driver Relaxation System

Alonso is clearly beside himself with relief, knowing he doesn't have to drive a McLaren Honda for the next 3 weeks.

Standings after Round 11
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram** - 137 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 108 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43** - 102 pts

4th: Ryk** - 96 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts (1 win)
6th: Flex0r - 79 pts
7th: Touring Mars* - 77 pts
8th: Famine - 72 pts
9th: Pezzarinho17 - 55 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 51 pts
11th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
12th: TRGTspecialist* - 38 pts (1 win)
13rd: zed300 - 38 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 27 pts
15th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
16th: Liquid - 15 pts
17th=: EDK, Furinkazen, desmodan - 12 pts
20th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
22nd=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Twelve - Belgium will follow shortly

@Jimlaad43; @Pezzarinho17: please send me a link to an image from the 2017 Belgian GP if you would like to choose a picture for the next round; the next round will be posted no later than 24 hours from now, so please choose a picture ASAP or let me know if you don't want to choose a pic. Since there are two winners this time, I will choose from between whichever pics you both send.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twelve - Belgium

Entries by Saturday 2nd September - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Famine]

"A'v just work'd out where a left me 'pit crew' lanyard."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Guy counting the wheels.
1, 2, 3?, 4?

 

[Ryk]

With his 70's spec Emerson Fittipaldi sideburns, Guy Martin (pictured) was clearly in breach of the FIA strict pitlane regulations. Yesterday.

 

[Touring Mars]

Guy Martini

 

[Jimlaad43]

Martin: "Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
Williams Mechanic: What a Guy!



Final Entry.

 

[miata13B]

"My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my father, prepare to die!"

Final entry

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"So you're tellin' me not only will that MGU-H thing draw energy from the turbo to mek it spool up quicker, but if I chuck a teabag in that 'ole up there it'll mek me a brew too?! Magic that. Magic."​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

We need that guy over at McLaren in our car; you know the older, frustrated, former world champion one!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"...and the anti-urine system will be placed here, over the cockpit. Because if Alonso takes this seat, I want it to be as clean as a whistle. And no gags about my choice of terms, or you'll be cleaning it with your tongue!"

Final Entry

 

[XJ40]

"1.6 litres? Me tea mug over there's bigger"

Final entry

 

[zed300]

​

I'm tellin' ya, your razor was blunt as that yellow card over there.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

If yew look on the Yewtube yew'l see side (Robbie) burns were 'in' during the 70s; just ask Emerson Fittipaldi over there

Not an entry; just bored at work

 

[rono_thomas]

G' on lad, pull me finger...

Final entry.

 

[Roger the Horse]

"What do Alonso and Verstappen's cars have in common?

They both go flat out, and then go 'BRAP BRAP'!"

 

[Flex0r]

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"Great, you showed me the car, now where are those martinis?"

 

[desmodan]

Don't thee worry lad . If them cheeky Torro Rosso boys get too close I'll pop a cap in em .

 

[zed300]

"Yes you,...you bald headed git."
"Mate,.. I'm over here, to your right"

Final Entry

 

[Famine]

My final entry was my first entry. However, my head currently contains:

"I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you. I'm addressing the one prat in the country who's bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round and actually work out the rubbish that I'm saying! What a poor, sad life he's got!"

One for the Red Dwarf fans.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Engineer, thinking to himself: "boy, Rob Smedley has really let himself go recently......."

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Guy Martin was the butt of many jokes over the weekend as other team members kept stealing his paddock lanyard and hiding it.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Twelve - RESULT

1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (F - 11 votes)
2nd: XJ40 - 18 pts (I - 8 votes)
3rd: Touring Mars - 15 pts (C - 7 votes)
4th: rono_thomas - 12 pts (J - 4 votes)
5th=: Famine, Flex0r - 9 pts (A, L - 3 votes)
7th: TRGTspecialist - 6 pts (O - 2 votes)
8th=: Ryk, Jimlaad43, miata13B, zed300 - 1 pt (B, D E, N - 1vote)

Winning Entry

"So you're tellin' me not only will that MGU-H thing draw energy from the turbo to mek it spool up quicker, but if I chuck a teabag in that 'ole up there it'll mek me a brew too?! Magic that. Magic."

Standings after Round 12
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 162 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 126 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43** - 103 pts

4th: Ryk** - 97 pts
5th: Touring Mars* - 92 pts
6th: Flex0r - 88 pts
7th: Famine - 81 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
9th: Pezzarinho17 - 55 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 51 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
12th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
13th: zed300 - 39 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 27 pts
15th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
16th: Liquid - 15 pts
17th=: EDK, Furinkazen, desmodan, rono_thomas - 12 pts
21st=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
23rd=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts
26th=: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Thirteen - Italy will follow shortly

@GTP_Ingram: please send me a link to an image from the 2017 Italian GP if you would like to choose a picture for the next round; the next round will be posted no later than 24 hours from now, so please choose a picture ASAP or let me know if you don't want to choose a pic.​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - Italy

Entries by Friday 22nd September - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Flex0r]

Pink Banter?

 

[Ryk]

Some Force India mechanics paws for thought, yesterday.

 

[FutureF1]

Pictured are Osteban Econ and Pergio Serez, there replacements for the current Force India drivers after neither was able to drive five feet without hitting the other.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Force India unveil the punishment Sergio and Esteban will have if they crash into each other again.

 

[Touring Mars]

Daft Pink