F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TRGTspecialist]

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Romain approves of the latest idea to give the drivers greater head protection.

"Hey, it's still better than the halo."

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Romain: No more tooting my own horn; Haas has hired these guys to do it!
Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Sorry if I got your hopes up there for a moment - thanks for the heads-up, and congrats on the podium too! 👍

2nd place; one better than Lance Stroll

 

[Jimlaad43]

Romain: "Send this photo to Daniil for when he gets band."

 

[Flex0r]

He smiles but it Romains to be seen if he likes the horns.

 

[Touring Mars]

No wonder Britain voted for Brexit when the Romain campaign was so ridiculous

 

[GTP_Ingram]

A man whose loud, annoying drone could be heard throughout the British Grand Prix weekend stands beside a Queen's Guard playing a big horn.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Romain: Playing my theme song? Non non, you got it all wrong. They're here to play a rendition of this whenever a Red Bull or a Toro Rosso crashes. Great fun!

Final Entry, Parc Fermé​

 

[Ryk]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Romain Grosjean 2017

 

[BlacqueJacques]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Romain Grosjean 2017

I fart in your general direction; silly King!

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Grosjean got hold of Wolff "on the blower" after the British Grand Prix.

 

[Famine]

Grosjean hasn't yet realised that the fanfare is to announce the start of the hunt - and since fox-hunting was banned, British people can only legally hunt one kind of animal: the French.

 

[Ryk]

Good job he didn't go to Hartlepool. They love the French...(Not an entry)...

 

[XJ40]

Guard on right "rotate 180° to my left in three, two, one"

Final entry

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Romain: Wait until they start playing, then you can let out that fart.

 

[Ryk]

(With fanfare) "And the award for the most outrageous accent in Formula One goes to..."

(Way past the deadline, so not an entry!)

 

[Jimlaad43]

I'm Hungary for the next round

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten - RESULT

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts (E - 6 votes)
2nd: BlacqueJacques - 18 pts (B - 5 votes)
3rd: GTP_Ingram - 15 pts (F - 4 votes)
4th=: Jimlaad43, Flex0r, Famine, XJ40 - 9 pts (C, D, J, K - 3 votes)
8th: Ryk - 4 pts (H - 2 votes)
9th: TRGTspecialist - 1 pt (A - 1 vote)​

Winning Entry

No wonder Britain voted for Brexit when the Romain campaign was so ridiculous.

Standings after Round 10
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram** - 126 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 97 pts
3rd: Ryk** - 81 pts (2 wins)

4th: Jimlaad43* - 81 pts (1 win)
5th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts (1 win)
6th: Flex0r - 79 pts
7th: Touring Mars* - 72 pts
8th: Famine - 67 pts
9th: BlacqueJacques - 46 pts
10th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 38 pts (1 win)
12th: zed300 - 38 pts
13th: Pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 22 pts
15th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
16th: Liquid - 15 pts
17th=: EDK, Furinkazen, desmodan - 12 pts
20th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
22nd=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Eleven - Hungary will follow shortly​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

2 podiums in a row and so close to first; and now 9th in the standings; pressure is on

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eleven - Hungary

Entries by Monday 21st August - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[FutureF1]

Fernando is seen here getting his seat fitting for the new Wooden Chair F1 Team. Reportedly they are planning to join the 2018 grid with a lawnmower engine. Fernando's response has been positive towards a much needed boost in horsepower.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Fernando: While it may be vacation time for me; there are no beach chairs for the Honda engine team; no vacation for you!

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[Jimlaad43]

Fernando Alonso tries out the new DRS - Driver Relaxation System

 

[Flex0r]

Fernando or Fernandon't, today it's Fernandon't.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Knowing fully well his story is far from being Cinderella's, our sweet prince decides to become a Sleeping Beauty instead, waiting for a competitive team's kiss..."

Final Entry

 

[Ryk]

"Hello, my name is Fernando Alonso and I've not had a drink for exactly 3 years."


Former Champagne chugger and booze hound, Fernando Alonso celebrates his abstinence from the bubbly with a cheeky, non alcoholic Fastest Lap.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Alonso is clearly beside himself with relief, knowing he doesn't have to drive a McLaren Honda for the next 3 weeks.

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"What? Jenson peed in this seat too?!"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Holidaymaker shocked to find a deck chair without a towel on it despite a German getting there first.​

 

[Famine]

Edit: Actual final entry:
"Oh come on! GP2 chair! GP2 chair!"


Not a real entry, but a bonus:
Boullier: You've got two weekends off, Fernando. You can go anywhere in the world.
Alonso: Anywhere?
Bouiller: Yes, we've got you your very own HondaJet...