F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TheElbows]

"But I was going to go to Indianapolis to get some power converters!"

 

[Furinkazen]

Palmer dressing as Red Leader is the closest he will ever get to being in front.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

JP: "The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."

 

[Jimlaad43]

JP: "The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."

Isn't that a Maldonado quote?

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Isn't that a Maldonado quote?

Maldonado (seen here climbing into his own Renault) came first chronologically, and had a better "destructive" record.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - RESULT

1st: XJ40 - 25 pts (I - 10 votes)
2nd: prisonermonkeys - 18 pts (O - 6 votes)
3rd: Touring Mars - 15 pts (H - 5 votes)
4th: Furinkazen - 12 pts (Q - 3 votes)
5th=: GTP_Ingram, Jimlaad43, Famine, Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts (C, E, G, M, P - 2 votes)​

(Entries with less than 2 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

Strong with this one, the Force is not.

Standings after Round 6
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: GTP_Ingram - 65 pts
2nd: Flex0r - 56 pts
3rd: XJ40** - 53 pts

4th: Jimlaad43* - 46 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys - 45 pts
6th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
7th: Ryk* - 38 pts (+1 win)
8th: Touring Mars - 38 pts
9th: Famine - 34 pts
10th: TRGTspecialist* - 26 pts
11th: Pezzarinho17 - 24 pts
12th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
13th: Niku Driver HC - 17 pts
14th: zed300 - 16 pts
15th: Liquid - 15 pts
16th=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
18th: BlacqueJacques - 9 pts
19th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
21st=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Seven - Canada will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - Canada

Entries by Monday, 26th June - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Flex0r]

"Why didn't you say, my fly was open.
I can't meet professor Xavier this way.
Now I'll never get accepted to his school for the gifted youngsters."

 

[Ryk]

"Canada, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the star driver Hamilton. His continuing mission: to explore strange new apexes, to seek out new pole positions and new instagram posts, to boldly go in car number forty-four!"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Lewis: Unlike Jenson; I do not want to piss on my seat

Sir Patrick Stewart OBE: Make it so!

 

[Jimlaad43]

Mechanic: "Avery Bullock?"
Lewis: "What d'you mean there's a birdhouse in my *ahem*'s?"

 

[Touring Mars]

Sir Patrick Stewart is impressed to discover that Lewis has an inscription by Maya Angelou on his helmet​

 

[Famine]

Sir Patrick Stewart is impressed to discover that Lewis has an inscription by Maya Angelou on his helmet​

Damn you! I was about to go for "No, Lewis! Captain Picard doesn't want to see your own Senna tribute helmet."

 

[XJ40]

Mechanic: "Sir Patrick congratulates you on your magnificent pole"

Final entry (oo-er)

 

[zed300]

Mechanic: When I said, you might want to show him your helmet, that's not what I meant.

​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Roscoe! No! Bad dog! When I said "bite below the belt of a British champion", I didn't mean down there! Go to Alonso's car, you're grounded!"

Final Entry

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Sir Patrick Stewart is impressed to discover that Lewis has an inscription by Maya Angelou on his helmet

Spoiler

It's a little-known fact that Maya Angelou was the first person to say "Hard As A ************".

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Patrick Stewart: "When Lewis said I could taste his champagne too, this isn't what I had in mind......"

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Since everyone seems to be going there....

New Entry:

Mechanic: Inspection complete, looks good Lewis.

Toto Wolff (just off-camera arm reaching for) : Your turn, Sir Patrick.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Guys, I don't think we have a tool big enough to fix this."

"Don't worry, Lewis. We've sent Niki down to Ferrari to get Sebastian."​

 

[TenEightyOne]

"Use the farce"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seven - RESULT

1st: Ryk - 25 pts (B - 8 votes)
2nd: XJ40 - 18 pts (F - 6 votes)
3rd=: Flex0r, prisonermonkeys - 13 pts (A, K - 4 votes)
5th: zed300 - 10 pts (G - 3 votes)
6th: Famine - 8 pts (E - 2 votes)
7th=: Jimlaad43, Touring Mars, TRGTspecialist - 4 pts (C, D, I - 1 vote)​

Winning Entry

"Canada, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the star driver Hamilton. His continuing mission: to explore strange new apexes, to seek out new pole positions and new instagram posts, to boldly go in car number forty-four!"

Standings after Round 7
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: XJ40** - 71 pts
2nd: Flex0r - 69 pts
3rd: GTP_Ingram - 65 pts

4th: Ryk** - 63 pts
5th: prisonermonkeys - 58 pts
6th: Jimlaad43* - 50 pts
7th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts (+ 1 win)
8th=: Touring Mars, Famine - 42 pts
10th: TRGTspecialist* - 30 pts
11th: zed300 - 26 pts
12th: Pezzarinho17 - 24 pts
13th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 17 pts
15th: Liquid - 15 pts
16th=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
18th: BlacqueJacques - 9 pts
19th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
21st=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Eight - Vettelgate will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - Azerbaisafetycar

Entries by Sunday, 9th July - 1200 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[TenEightyOne]

Renault finally reveal the new big end.

 

[TheElbows]

Mariah Carey shows how modified aero can increase your performance.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Who is this, and why are they famous again?"​

 

[Jimlaad43]

RIC: I love staring at the back of the Safety Carey

 

[GTP_Ingram]

All I want for Christmas (but preferably the next race) is an upgraded Renault power unit - Mariah Carey ft. Red Bull Racing.​

 

[Flex0r]

To boost Max's morale Christian asked the casting agency for a female singer who scored a recent hit.
Apparently they didn't Carey.​

 

[Famine]

The Red Bull boys misunderstood the meaning of "Chase Carey" - but soon discovered what she'd do if you catch her...