F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Famine]

For the current image as displayed, I'd go with:

"This image could not be displayed in your region due to a claim by the content rights holder. Love from Bernie."

 

[Flex0r]

Valtteri: My champagne is almost gone.

Kimi: Don't worry you'll get more than one bottle, they changed that since I started in F1, you're welcome!

 

[Ryk]

"Hi Nico, not scheen you in agesh,, hic." Kimi

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Isn't there supposed to be champagne in this bottle?"

"Chandon is a McLaren sponsor. It's like they want us to make a Honda joke."​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"Drink up Valtteri - Eddie Jordan is doing our podium interviews."​

 

[XJ40]

Kimi: "hold this, I need to take a 🤬"

Final entry

 

[zed300]

There was a nice "Finnish" to the Russian GP this weekend.​

 

[Famine]

"This is how you celebrate a victory, Valtteri."
"Leave me alone Kimi, I know what I'm doing."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Kimi: Congratulations Lewis

 

[Touring Mars]

Kimi: Looks like I picked the wrong year to quit drinking!

Final Entry

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Kimi: "Hey, why do you have a bigger bottle?"

Bottas: "I guess because you're the bigger bottler!"

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Bottas: This is some strong stuff.

Kimi: Wait till you try my ice cream.

 

[jake2013guy]

Kimi Raikkonen is glad to see a proper Finn on the podium alongside him in the 2010s. Or disappointed. Or sad. Or angry.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"Bwoah?"
"Bwoah!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"..."

"..."

"..."​

 

[Flex0r]

Kimi: Congratulations Valtteri!

Valtteri: Yes!

Kimi: Exiting race?

Valtteri: Yes!

Kimi: How many races did you win?

Valtteri: Yes!

Kimi: You'll go far Kid!


Final entry.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Valtteri: I am so glad our engine is not a Honda

Kimi: They don't know what they are doing!

 

[Pupik]

Kimi: ...yes, you will hear the joke "to finish first, you must first be Finnish" far too often.

 

[Touring Mars]

Entry deadline has been extended to Sat 13th May 0900 BST

 

[Liquid]

Bottas: Congratulations on third place, Kimi.
Räikkönen: Shut the 🤬 up, Valtteri. Did we come here to talk or drink?

 

[Ryk]

Made from the very freshest Alonso Tears.
Moet & Chandon's Whine of Fernando - The Taste of Victory.

(Not an entry)

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Four - RESULT

1st: jake2013guy - 25 pts (I - 8 votes)
2nd: Pezzarinho17 - 18 pts (K - 5 votes)
3rd=: GTP_Ingram, Ryk - 13 pts (A, J - 4 votes)
5th=: zed300, Jimlaad43, prisonermonkeys, Flex0r - 7 pts (C, E, L, M - 3 votes)
9th=: XJ40, Touring Mars - 1 pt (B, F - 2 votes)​

(Entries with less than 2 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

Kimi Raikkonen is glad to see a proper Finn on the podium alongside him in the 2010s. Or disappointed. Or sad. Or angry.

Standings after Round 4
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: jake2013guy* - 41 pts (+1 win)
2nd=: GTP_Ingram, Flex0r - 41 pts

4th: Ryk* - 38 pts
5th: XJ40* - 27 pts (+1 win)
6th: prisonermonkeys - 27 pts
7th: TRGTspecialist* - 26 pts
8th: Pezzarinho17 - 24 pts
9th: Famine - 18 pts
10th=: Liquid, zed300, Jimlaad43 - 15 pts
13th: Touring Mars - 13 pts
14th=: EDK, Niku Driver HC - 12 pts
16th: FutureF1 - 11 pts
17th: BlacqueJacques - 9 pts
18th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT - 5 pts

Round Five - Spain will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - Spain

Entries by Tuesday, 30th May - 1900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Engineer: "Alright Mr. Alonso, we have installed a new engine on your car as per your request. In theory, your performance should be equal to your effort in Indianapolis."

Fernando: "Ok, sounds good. What is it called?"

Engineer: "The BSOD-W10, sir."

Fernando: "Hijo de 🤬..."

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Pezzarinho17]

FA: "How did the engine telemetry look on the way to the grid?"
Eng: "All looked normal."
FA: "Oil pressure?"
Eng: "Yep, also good."
FA: "Suspension sensors trigger any warnings?"
Eng: "Fernando, you can't just skip every remaining race this season-"
FA: "Is there meant to be a violent vibration when I apply the brakes?..."

 

[Famine]

"I don't know why you've got the brolly up. The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain."

 

[Jimlaad43]

Alonso and McLaren plan their 2-Stop strategy for the race.
Eng: "Stop on lap 22 for Medium tyres, then stop again on lap 43 at the nearest Marshals post when your engine blows up."

 

[Tyger]

Fernando: "Nice, but Andretti's is windproof, and very reliable"

 

[FutureF1]

"OK Fernando, good job on getting 7th in quali, unfortunately this is our last engine for the season so we're going to turn it down to around 50BHP to make it last."

 

[jake2013guy]

Fernando Alonso and Mark Temple look absolutely ecstatic with their fantastic 7th place in Qualifying.