F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TRGTspecialist]

"Oh come on, they're making fun of me again? This is already the second time in just five races!"

"Yeah, sorry Fernando, you'll probably have to get used to it this year."

"At least there's no chance I'll be the butt of their jokes for Monaco."

"No, but I hear the "GTPlanet Indycar caption competition" is starting just in time for the 500........"

"DAMMIT."
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[Liquid]

A patient Fernando Alonso waits for the cameras to go away before he eviscerates the man from Honda.

 

[zed300]

Engineer: I can see the front of the grid, it's just up there.
Fernando: .....................

 

[Ryk]

"Why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?"

...

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Engineer: I am sorry Fernando; the elastic band on the Honda F1 engine needs replacing.

Fernando: Does the Indycar Honda engine have an elastic band?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"I'd rather sit in dog crap."

"You named your IndyCar 'Dog Crap'."

"Uh ... yes! Yes, I did."​

 

[FerrariF1GT]

Engineer: How's the car doing, Fernando?
Alonso: Better than it was in Russia, for the most part.
Engineer: But you still can't get any points?
Alonso sighs.

Final

 

[Touring Mars]

Temple: Good luck in the Indianapolis 100
Alonso: Indianapolis 100?
Temple: Yeh, sorry, Honda can't guarantee any more than that...

 

[XJ40]

Someone should tell Eric Boullier his "pep talks" aren't working

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Alonso: "I don't know why you're holding those Honda notes so close to your chest, it's not as if anyone else wants to read them."​

 

[Touring Mars]

Fernando is not impressed to discover that Jenson wasn't joking about peeing in his seat​

 

[Flex0r]

Engineer: We heard you ran some marathons so we took the liberty to "Flintstoning" your car now you'll be able to finish the race.

Alonso: "Flintstoning"?!

Engineer: You better get your running shoes.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Five - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 - 25 pts (D - 9 votes)
2nd: GTP_Ingram - 18 pts (P - 7 votes)
3rd: Flex0r - 15 pts (R - 6 votes)
4th=: Famine, FutureF1, Touring Mars - 10 pts (C, K, Q - 4 votes)
7th=: Niku Driver HC, Tyger - 5 pt (A, E - 3 votes)
9th=: jake2013guy, zed300, XJ40 - 1 pt (G, J, O - 2 votes)​

(Entries with less than 2 votes = no score)

Winning Entry

Alonso and McLaren plan their 2-Stop strategy for the race.
Eng: "Stop on lap 22 for Medium tyres, then stop again on lap 43 at the nearest Marshals post when your engine blows up."

Standings after Round 5
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: GTP_Ingram - 59 pts
2nd: Flex0r - 56 pts
3rd: jake2013guy* - 42 pts

4th: Jimlaad43* - 40 pts
5th: Ryk* - 38 pts
6th: XJ40* - 28 pts (+1 win)
7th: Famine - 28 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys - 27 pts
9th: TRGTspecialist* - 26 pts
10th: Pezzarinho17 - 24 pts
11th: Touring Mars - 23 pts
12th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
13th: Niku Driver HC - 17 pts
14th: zed300 - 16 pts
15th: Liquid - 15 pts
16th: EDK - 12 pts
17th: BlacqueJacques - 9 pts
18th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Six - Monaco will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Six - Monacopolis

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Entries by Monday, 12th June - 1900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Ryk]

Jolyon 'Porkins' Palmer, "I've got a problem here..." - and - every - other - track.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"An orange outfit... Guys, are we sure we didn't copy Mclaren's tracksuit by mistake? This isn't my idea of being on the "Dark Side"..."

Final Entry

 

[GTP_Ingram]

While other drivers claim getting within two metres of an apex should be easy, Jolyon admits that back home he never once managed to bullseye a womp rat in his T-16.​

 

[Flex0r]

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"Use the downforce young padawan!"

 

[Jimlaad43]

The Rebel Alliance announce the pilot for their new fighter - the T-Wing

 

[FutureF1]

I used to bullseye barriers in my R.S.16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters. - Jolyon Skywalker

 

[Famine]

"Help us, Jolyon, you're our only hope."

 

[Touring Mars]

Palmer is sacked after a tasteless photoshoot where he posed with the disembodied head of Luke Skywalker
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[XJ40]

Strong with this one, the Force is not.

Final entry

 

[FerrariF1GT]

If Palmer had eyes in the back of his head, he'd see a Stormtrooper posing as Sebastian Vettel.

Final

 

[zed300]

I feel like a right "Hans Solo" doing this.

 

[TRGTspecialist]

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"I love doing these tie-ins! I hope I get to dress up as Buzz Lightyear next."

"Why?"

"Because then I can go to Infiniti and beyond........."

 

[Mike458]

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Jolyon Palmer thinks to himself before the race:

"Right... remember the advice that the Stormtroopers gave me... turn left at turn 1... my driving should be about as accurate as their shooting!"​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Jolyon: It never ends well for the crewman in the orange uniform does it?

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Jolyon, in honour of your achievements in Formula 1, George Lucas would like to present to you the actual helmet worn by Red Fifteen in 'A New Hope'. You might remember him as the X-wing pilot who was so slow that the Death Star had already been destroyed by the time he got there."​

 

[Ryk]

Jolyon was stunned when he saw the 6'3" 240lb, Muay Thai Fighter, bearing down on him. (Not an entry)