F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Red Bull to test new wearable airbags device

 

[Ryk]

Mariah - "Touch my bum kid, and I'll rip your arm out of the socket and beat you to death with the soggy end..."
Danno - "Mariah! Look a Camera. Big Smile for your fans!!"
Max --- "..."

 

[XJ40]

Max still doesn't believe Dan when he said she used to be in the Spice Girls

Final entry

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Max's childhood dreams were dashed when Mariah spoke of her future hit song; What's in Dani's Shoe is True...

Final Entry

 

[Jimlaad43]

All I want for Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

This is not my entry

 

[desmodan]

You want me to do what ??? With a shoe ???

 

[TRGTspecialist]

Mariah shows Red Bull her own CFD technology - Carey Floatation Devices

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"You look different today, Chase. Have you done something new with your hair?"​

 

[Liquid]

Daniel Ricciardo and Max Verstappen are delighted to find out that Red Bull doesn't just give you wings.

 

[zed300]

The Red Bull drivers seemed to agree with Mariah's suggestion that curves are more fun than straights.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Mariah: Hands on the wheel boys, not the rear differential!

 

[Ryk]

Max - "Do you like Baku, Mariah?"
Mariah - "I love the Azerbaijani. Well, I love all nationalities equally, except the Dutch, their clog wearing, dyke fingering, tulip snipping, windmill watching, Rembrant Loving, prostitute tolerating... "
Max - "..."

Not an Entry.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Eight - RESULT

1st=: GTP_Ingram, prisonermonkeys - 21 pts (D, M - 5 votes)
3rd=: Jimlaad43, XJ40, desmodan, zed300 - 12 pts (C, I, K, O - 4 votes)
7th: TRGTspecialist - 7 pts (L - 3 votes)
8th: Touring Mars - 4 pts (G - 2 votes)
9th=: Famine, BlacqueJacques - 1 pt (F, P - 1 vote)

Please note that votes cast after the deadline were not counted. However the rules will change following this round - the voting deadline will be scrapped and replaced with a provisional deadline such that all votes cast prior to the poll being posted will be counted in future.​

Winning Entries

All I want for Christmas (but preferably the next race) is an upgraded Renault power unit - Mariah Carey ft. Red Bull Racing.

"You look different today, Chase. Have you done something new with your hair?"

Standings after Round 8
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)​

1st: GTP_Ingram* - 86 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 83 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts

4th: Flex0r - 69 pts
5th: Ryk** - 63 pts
6th: Jimlaad43* - 62 pts
7th: Touring Mars - 46 pts
8th: Famine - 43 pts
9th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
10th: zed300 - 38 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 37 pts
12th: Pezzarinho17 - 24 pts
13th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 17 pts
15th: Liquid - 15 pts
16th=: EDK, Furinkazen, desmodan - 12 pts
19th: BlacqueJacques - 10 pts
20th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
22nd=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Nine - Austria will follow shortly

Edi: Due to my error in counting voted, the result has changed slightly - instead of changing everyone's scores, I've left the points as they were except for the player affected who has received extra points. Apologies for the confusion!
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[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - Austria

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[Jimlaad43]

Kvyat's first point since Spain.

 

[Famine]

"You're going home in a 🤬 ambulance!"

 

[Ryk]

"Damn the Torpedoes, full speed ahead! Prepare for ramming speed!"

 

[Niku Driver HC]

Kyvat: "What is that coming towards me? Is that bird...? Is that plane...?"

Toro Rosso employee off-picture: "No, that's Vettel dual-wielding baseball bats and shouting profanities. I'd run away, just a tip...

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Touring Mars]

You're Honda, and you know you are..!​

 

[Flex0r]

Kvyat: "Oh come on Carlos, pull my finger again!"

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Kvyat: "He turned in to me!"
Maldonado: "He's turned into me!"

 

[XJ40]

"That way to Formula E, you say?"

Final entry

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Eeny, meeny, miny moe,
Smash a rival off the road,
Likely penalty: stop and go,
This week I'll ram Fernando​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Kyvat: That is the part of the circuit where I will have the most impact!

 

[Touring Mars]

Deadline for this round will be extended to 1000 BST tomorrow (Saturday)

 

[zed300]

Yer......but we were the first in space....so there.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Nine - RESULT

1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (I -13 votes)
2nd: BlacqueJacques - 18 pts (J - 6 votes)
3rd: Famine - 15 pts (B - 5 votes)
4th=: Jimlaad43, Ryk, Pezzarinho17 - 10 pts (A, C, G - 4 votes)
7th=: Niku Driver HC, XJ40 - 5 pts (D, H - 2 votes)
9th=: Touring Mars, Flex0r - 1 pt (E, F - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

Eeny, meeny, miny moe,
Smash a rival off the road,
Likely penalty: stop and go,
This week I'll ram Fernando

Standings after Round 9
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram** - 111 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 88 pts
3rd: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts

4th: Ryk** - 73 pts
5th: Jimlaad43* - 72 pts
6th: Flex0r - 70 pts
7th: Famine - 58 pts
8th: Touring Mars - 47 pts
9th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
10th: zed300 - 38 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 37 pts
12th: Pezzarinho17 - 34 pts
13th: BlacqueJacques - 28 pts
14th: Niku Driver HC - 22 pts
15th: FutureF1 - 21 pts
16th: Liquid - 15 pts
17th=: EDK, Furinkazen, desmodan - 12 pts
20th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
22nd=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts

Round Ten - United Kingdom will follow shortly​

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Just a correction in the final standings for this round:


1st: GTP_Ingram - 25 pts (J -13 votes)
2nd: BlacqueJacques - 18 pts (I - 6 votes)

GTP_Ingram was caption 'I with' 13 votes; BlacqueJacques had caption 'J' with 6 votes.

Yay an actual podium

 

[Touring Mars]

Sorry if I got your hopes up there for a moment - thanks for the heads-up, and congrats on the podium too! 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Ten - Great Britain

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