F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Niku Driver HC]

As Sergio and Esteban realize auditions for the animated show "Forced Kitty India Relationships" were real after all, they swiftly regret not looking at the tiny letters in their respective contracts...

 

[rono_thomas]

Painfully obvious what was wrong with Force India's Halo all in one racing suit... The pink is slightly too bright.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Force India revealing 2018 racing suits for Perez and Ocon, should they continue to crash into each other in 2017.

Final Entry, Parc Ferme'

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Force India send out mascots for the post Grand Prix boxing match.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Inspector Clouseau announced as surprise replacement for Sergio Perez at Force India.

 

[XJ40]

Rumours of a Teletubbies reboot just won't go away.

 

[Furinkazen]

Bloodhound Gang tribute goes horribly wrong.

 

[Touring Mars]

Only marginally less humiliating than driving for McLaren-Honda

 

[Pezzarinho17]

"It's really embarrassing to see the 2 of them hanging around the garage each weekend."
"They are just looking for a fight."
"Our sponsors aren't happy about being made to look a joke like this, it needs to stop."

- The Pink Panthers​

 

[GTP_Ingram]

Force India's PR team question their career choices after hearing that Red Bull is "hosting a party with loads of booze and celebrities and stuff."​

 

[Famine]

Twink Panthers.

 

[Kurei]

Japanese GP cosplay-outfits leaked weeks early, via a now-deleted twitter post.

 

[Nessy]

I'm not partaking in the caption game but:

Team boss: "Sergio, Esteban, I don't want to see any rinky-dink racecraft between either of you this weekend".

 

[desmodan]

These two don't have a clouseau what they're doing .

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Thirteen - RESULT

1st: Jimlaad43 - 25 pts (D - 9 votes)
2nd: Touring Mars - 18 pts (L - 7 votes)
3rd: desmodan - 15 pts (R - 6 votes)
4th: XJ40 - 12 pts (J - 5 votes)
5th=: Ryk, Nessy - 9 pts (B&Q - 3 votes)
7th=: Flex0r, FutureF1, Famine - 4 pts (A, C, O - 2 votes)

Entries with less than 2 votes - no score


Winning Entry

Force India unveil the punishment Sergio and Esteban will have if they crash into each other again.

Standings after Round 13
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 162 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 138 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43*** - 128 pts

4th: Touring Mars* - 110 pts
5th: Ryk** - 106 pts
6th: Flex0r - 92 pts
7th: Famine - 85 pts
8th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
9th: Pezzarinho17 - 55 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 51 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
12th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
13th: zed300 - 39 pts
14th=: Niku Driver HC, desmodan - 27 pts
16th: FutureF1 - 25 pts
17th: Liquid - 15 pts
18th=: EDK, Furinkazen, rono_thomas - 12 pts
21st: Nessy - 9 pts
22nd=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
24th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts
27th=: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Fourteen - Singapore will follow shortly
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[Touring Mars]

Round Fourteen - Singapore

Entries by Monday 9th October - 1000 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"Have engine troubles? Teammates who are difficult to live with? Fear not, for I will provide you with 100% accurate palm-reading for the low sum of $9,99...!"

Final Entry, Parc Fermé

 

[Roger the Horse]

Rumours that Kevin Magnussen's seat may not be as secure as was once thought have surfaced after he started growing an apparent "mall santa" beard as early as September.

 

[Jimlaad43]

"Kevin, do you know where Nico's gone?"

 

[Famine]

I really, really, really, really, really want to put his comment to Nico Hulkenberg as my entry. Like, really. A lot. But it would be massively inappropriate.

For reference and without prejudice, that comment was "Suck my balls, honey".

 

[Furinkazen]

K-Mag's attempt to make a career as a Lars Ullrich impersonator sucked balls.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Kevin: Who would have thought in 2015, that wearing this Haas F1 Team shirt in 2017 would be better than wearing a McLaren F1 Team shirt?!

 

[Famine]

"Hey baby. Want to see why they say I put the 'aas' into 'Haas F1'?"

 

[rono_thomas]

Kevin’s Christmas Card to Jolyon

Final Entry

 

[Flex0r]

Kevin's has invited Nico for a romantic dinner and judging by his look maybe more...

 

[XJ40]

Kevin Magnussen shows his intent on becoming the next 'most interesting man in the world' meme

Final entry

 

[Kurei]

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do..."

Dos Equis reference ftw.

 

[TenEightyOne]

...Leave a light on for me, I'll be there before you close the door...

 

[Touring Mars]

...Leave a light on for me, I'll be there before you close the door...

Taken from the album 'Runaway Haases'...

 

[Jimlaad43]

NOT AN ENTRY

Interviewer: Kevin, could you do an impression of a McLaren-Honda please?
Kevin: