F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Flex0r]

Interviewer: How do you all feel about getting invited to a special F1 edition of Scrapheap Challenge?

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[Ryk]

A rare screening of Police Acadamy went down well with the drivers until the scene when Commandant Lassard came to the Podium...

 

[Famine]

The participants in the world's shortest ever round of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands".

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Fifteen - RESULT

1st: Pezzarinho17 - 25 pts (K - 10 votes)
2nd: GTP_Ingram - 18 pts (C - 7 votes)
3rd: XJ40 - 15 pts (G - 6 votes)
4th=: rono_thomas, Flex0r, Famine - 10 pts (E, N, O - 4 votes)
7th=: Lizard, FutureF1, BlacqueJacques - 4 pts (A, B, H - 2 votes)
10th: Roger the Horse - 1 pt (D - 1 vote)

Entries with 0 votes - no score

Winning Entry

First one to say "For sure" pays the Singapore repair bill.

Standings after Round 15
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 192 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 153 pts
3rd: Jimlaad43*** - 128 pts

4th: Touring Mars* - 116 pts
5th: Flex0r - 108 pts
6th: Famine - 107 pts
7th: Ryk** - 106 pts
8th: Pezzarinho17* - 97 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 55 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
12th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
13th=: zed300, desmodan - 39 pts
15th: rono_thomas* - 37 pts
16th: FutureF1 - 29 pts
17th: Niku Driver HC - 27 pts
18th: Liquid - 15 pts
19th=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
21st: Nessy - 9 pts
22nd: Roger the Horse - 7 pts
23nd=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
25th=: NFSCARBON1, SVT Cobra GT, Tyger - 5 pts
28th: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Sixteen - Japan will follow shortly​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Round Sixteen - Japan

Entries by Wednesday 1st November - 1000 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

Still not sure if it will be me or @Touring Mars​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Romain's face when he realises Haas have fixed his brakes and he's got nothing left to moan about.​

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Romain: Don't complain, don't complain.

Inner Romain: Complain about everything.

 

[rono_thomas]

Romain finally succumbs to showing his resting face in public.

 

[Touring Mars]

Cheers @Jimlaad43 👍 I can take care of it next Wednesday.

 

[Flex0r]

A very disappointed Grosjean.
After trying to sabotage the tanks of RBR, it appears that they where filled with Red Bull, a liquide that is not very flammable!

 

[GTP_Ingram]

"At least when I was at Lotus I could pronounce my team name without people laughing at me"​

 

[Touring Mars]

Le Misérable.​

 

[Flex0r]

His meeting with Magnussen left a bad taste in his mouth.

Final entry

 

[Kurei]

Grosjean shows his disgust with the number of safety hazards present in a F1 garage.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Romain haas seen better days.

 

[Pezzarinho17]

Romain seeks alternative methods of showing how he feels, as HAAS add "No Complaining" to their safety notices.

 

[Niku Driver HC]

"My right to complain, my competitive car, my ham and cheese sandwhich... You have taken many things from me, Kevin. But my band of English trumpeters? I'll never forgive you! (cries loudly)"

Final Entry

 

[jake2013guy]

*Romain Grosjean has just won the World Championship* "This is the happiest day of my life."

 

[XJ40]

Grosjean's 'happy' face after being told he will be retained for next year.

 

[Famine]

For Hallowe'en this year, Prince Harry wisely swerves the Nazi uniform and goes for the French Racing Driver outfit.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Romain Grosjean's reaction; when Guenther Steiner says 'shut up'

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Sixteen - RESULT

1st: Touring Mars - 25 pts (E - 8 votes)
2nd=: Flex0r, Roger The Horse - 16 pts (F, H - 6 votes)
4th: Famine - 12 pts (M - 4 votes)
5th: Jimlaad43 - 10 pts (A - 3 votes)
6th: SVT Cobra GT - 8 pts (B - 2 votes)
7th=: GTP_Ingram, Kurei, Pezzarinho17, XJ40 - 3 pts (D, G, I, L - 1 vote)

Winning Entry

Le Misérable.

Standings after Round 16
*denotes Round win (Round wins are used to settle ties)

1st: GTP_Ingram*** - 195 pts
2nd: XJ40** - 156 pts
3rd: Touring Mars** - 141 pts

4th: Jimlaad43*** - 138 pts
5th: Flex0r - 124 pts
6th: Famine - 119 pts
7th: Ryk** - 106 pts
8th: Pezzarinho17* - 100 pts
9th: prisonermonkeys* - 79 pts
10th: BlacqueJacques - 55 pts
11th: TRGTspecialist* - 44 pts
12th: jake2013guy* - 42 pts
13th=: zed300, desmodan - 39 pts
15th: rono_thomas* - 37 pts
16th: FutureF1 - 29 pts
17th: Niku Driver HC - 27 pts
18th: Liquid - 15 pts
19th: SVT Cobra GT - 13 pts
20th=: EDK, Furinkazen - 12 pts
22nd: Nessy - 9 pts
23rd: Roger the Horse - 23 pts
24th=: Mike458, TheElbows - 6 pts
26th=: NFSCARBON1,Tyger - 5 pts
28th: Kurei - 3 pts
29th: miata13B - 1 pt

Round Seventeen - USA will follow shortly​

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Seventeen - Japan

Entries by Friday 10th November - 1000 GMT - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.​

 

[Jimlaad43]

Clinton: What, Usain?
Bolt: I'm not sayin' anything.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

President Clinton: Have you ever used a cigar for foreplay?

Usain Bolt: I have no need for a cigar, Mr. President.

 

[Roger the Horse]

Usain: "What's that Bill? I can't understand your accent."

Bill: "I, uh, did not inhale that dirty air."

Final entry

 

[rono_thomas]

Er yes Mr. President, as soon as I got in front the other sprinters couldn’t overtake... something to do with the turbulent air I create.

 

[Touring Mars]

When I said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, I was talking about Hillary..."

 

[SVT Cobra GT]

Clinton: So then Lewis do you think you can win this race?

 

[XJ40]

The bedroom athlete says hello to the proper athlete.