F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Lee]

FA: Where was my invitation to the retirement bash?

MS: Ah erm.... Well... Erm... Got caught in the post?

 

[<_Spike_>]

Fernando - Why are you holding my hand like that?
Michael - It's proper manners to kiss a girls hand, don't you ever watch the old british movies?
Fernando - Just because I have longer hair--
Michael - Keep smiling


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"Fernando Alonso tries out his new ventriloquist skills"

 

[Ev0 4 drifter]

MS: Fernado, why aren't you letting go of my hand?
FA: I should have told you, i got superglue on my hand and got called to have this photo shoot before i could wipe it off.
MS: Dammit! How many more times do we have to tell you? No airfix models until you get home!
FA: Don't be takin' that tone with me!
MS: Shut up and keep smiling, maybe they won't notice you glued catapillars to your eyebrows.
FA: ....

 

[Slick Rick]

MS: Shut up and keep smiling, maybe they won't notice you glued catapillars to your eyebrows.
FA: ....

LMAO!!

 

[Alex.]

FA: "Why are holding my hand?"
MS: "Where's your other hand?"
FA: "Between two pillows..."
MS: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!"

👍

 

[slider-s15]

FA: Michael your hurting me!
MS: I know........

 

[Touring Mars]

Here's this week's winners - a quality bunch of captions if ever I saw them. Dunc wins for out-and-out funniness, but was run a close second by MatttheTuner's originality... nice work guys 👍 DQ gets to post the next pic!

1.

MS: 1... 2... 3... 4... I declare a thumb war.

Alonso: 5... 6... 7... 8... I used this hand to masturbate.

2.

Now... your going to want to take my hand, now take three steps forward... thats good, and THATS the Tango.

3.

FA: Michael your hurting me!
MS: I know........

4.

FA: Where was my invitation to the retirement bash?
MS: Ah erm.... Well... Erm... Got caught in the post?

5.

"You know I'm only doing this for the cameras don't you? I'm still going to kick your ass as soon we get back to the paddock."

 

[Lee]

Great caption Dunc. 👍

 

[Touring Mars]

OK, this week's pic:-

 

[Lee]

"I just want my dummy back dammit!!"

 

[DQuaN]

"Before every race I psyche myself up by pretending I have two very heavy dumbells."

 

[Dimitrov]

Well...

I was PMed to choose th winners, but i see it was done already.

Hehe. I was going to choose the masturbation caption anyway. Very funny.

Where the hell is the toilet paper?

 

[Solid Lifters]

#1. To fuel himself before every race, Alonso takes a bite of an imaginary giant sandwich.


#2. "AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! SATO!!! I cannot believe you just ran over my feet!!!"

 

[TVRKing]

Alsonso's body chooses the wrong time to become constipated......

 

[DQuaN]

What you can't see is Ron Dennis below the picture.

 

[amp88]

Fernando Alonso is forced into recovery after severely burning his hands trying to emulate his hero Arnold Schwarzenegger's scene from Red Heat.

 

[Lee]

Alonso's impression of Hulk Hogan didn't impress new boss Ron Dennis. However, Ralf Schumacher was seen to quickly run to the portaloo with some kind of buldge..

 

[<_Spike_>]

"Having just watched Bloodsport, Alonso decided to intimidate his opponents with his Van Damne impression"

(suppose to find that one funny you'll need to have seen Bloodsport...)

 

[Pupik]

"I'm so damn tired of GTP's masturbation and bathroom jokes already! Why can't they just make fun of my eyebrows, like everyone else?"

 

[Slick Rick]

"Before every race I psyche myself up by pretending I have two very heavy dumbells."

ROFL!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

"I'm not pouting you are!"

 

[<_Spike_>]

"Alonso had always been known for taking butt clenching excercises too seriously"

 

[Diego440]

"Oh, I should've eaten a bran muffin"

 

[slider-s15]

"Frenando Alonso seconds after his Gigantic Pizza was stolen"

 

[TVRKing]

Don't you get it? Together we could rule the galaxy!

 

[Bram Turismo]

"Before every race, Fernando washes his hair. Although, today it seems he's been using an overdosis of Herbal Essences".

Only "funny" if you know the advertise of Herbal Essences, yes, the shampoo. Where women keeps screaming yes yes!

 

[Alex.]

"fernando realised shcumi was leaving F1, after being told by his manager"

 

[TopHat]

?"

[John Madden/] FOOTBALL!!!!!! [End John Madden/]

 

[CardcaptorYoshi]

Fernando tests out Kimi Raikkonen's legendary driver-lightening program in front of the Ferrari mechanics.

(here's a hint)

 

[Bram Turismo]

Reminds me of this quote by Hakkinen:

"Mika, what tyres will you be using tomorrow?"
"Hmmm, I think we'll be using the black and round ones"