F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TopHat]

Now when you are in the car, you are going to want to press the right pedal... Stop making armpit farts young man, or i'll have to make you wait to be replaced, like Heiki.

 

[Lee]

"So yeah, let's run over this again, Frank needs some 'late night fun', you guys are our last hope, Mark of course you will need some make up but young Nico here, he's perfect as he is.."

 

[TheBigMan045]

For the last time, Mark. Unitards will never be fashionable

 

[daan]

 

[TVRKing]

"Sorry lads, no christmas bonus this year."

 

[Touring Mars]

Hands up who wants to come back to my place and play Strip Twister?

 

[Dimitrov]

Ok.

"Mark, pay attention on Nico`s aerodynamic hair."

 

[Appie]

I always told you guys to shave with philishaver

 

[Slick Rick]

Mark - :sob: ''Nico keeps pinching my nipples!'' :sob:

 

[Kylehnat]

"Erm...ahem....well, you see guys....um...we got most of our stuff here, but, uh, the freight company, um, sent your cars to Tajikistan, so, um, you're going to have to drive the team carts in the race this weekend. Please don't hit me!"

 

[prisonermonkeys]

"Welcome to Camp Williams"

Yeah, it's a double-entendre and quite possibly pushing the bounds of acceptable humour.

 

[darkfinal]

"Mark, pay attention on Nico`s aerodynamic hair."

👍

 

[TheCracker]

*bump*

Who gets to judge this round?

 

[DQuaN]

TVR King.

I'll PM him.

 

[TVRKing]

Here we go.

1.

"Mark, pay attention on Nico`s aerodynamic hair."

2.

Hands up who wants to come back to my place and play Strip Twister?

3.

Mark - :sob: ''Nico keeps pinching my nipples!'' :sob:

4.

"Hey Charles and Diana.... I... I mean Mark and Nico!"

5.

You want to tug with your left hand while you cup with your right.

 

[DQuaN]

Cool. I've PM'ed Dimitrov as it's his turn to post a pic.

 

[Dimitrov]

ahahah.

What a surprise.

Here it is:

PS: Please PM me back as I am a little distracted

 

[GM]

'Getting married on Saturday'

 

[Touring Mars]

edit: Damn, you beat me to it (mine was too similar to George's ... )

 

[Slick Rick]

Mike with ghey voice ''you have real soft hands''

 

[DQuaN]

MS: 1... 2... 3... 4... I declare a thumb war.

Alonso: 5... 6... 7... 8... I used this hand to masturbate.

 

[Solid Lifters]

MS: - "Alonso, you should know something. I sneezed into my hand before I shook your hand."

Alonso: - "That's OK, Michael. I guess now is the right time to tell you they ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom, yet that didn't stop me from wiping."

 

[Pupik]

( Sorry, it's a long one: )

Fernando: "Mikey, did you take care of that thing?"

Michael: "That thing or the other thing?"

Fernando: "The other thing."

Michael: "Don't worry, Kimi will feel right at home with the latest engine mis-management software I wrote myself. Whazamattawityou...Don't you watch the races?"

 

[Super T]

I'm not even entering this one...DQ's won it IMO.

👍

Darren.

 

[TVRKing]

MS: 1... 2... 3... 4... I declare a thumb war.

Alonso: 5... 6... 7... 8... I used this hand to masturbate.

OMG.

 

[Touring Mars]

FA: "Why are holding my hand?"
MS: "Where's your other hand?"
FA: "Between two pillows..."
MS: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!"

 

[TVRKing]

"You know I'm only doing this for the cameras don't you? I'm still going to kick your ass as soon we get back to the paddock."

 

[Appie]

MS: So let me get this straight, you touched your balls with that hand?

FA: yes

MS: O well, i used that hand your shaking for whiping me ass

FA: Why you little

MS: Smile to the camara

 

[Slick Rick]

FA: "Why are holding my hand?"
MS: "Where's your other hand?"
FA: "Between two pillows..."
MS: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!"

lololol!!!

Someone saw Planes, Trains and Automobiles on Saturday!!

 

[TopHat]

Now... your going to want to take my hand, now take three steps forward... thats good, and THATS the Tango.