Formula 1 to institute new Chinese fire-drill penalty for speeding in the pit lane.
Ribens: Damn, I'm getting cramps already for holding this position for more than 10 days waiting for someone to put in a new picture!
Rubens is a wonderful Number Two driver, he'll even let his own car finish ahead of him.
"Well, I'll be dipped! It's the old, 'banana in the tailpipe' trick, again. I haven't seen that one done in years!
Lucky Strike attempt to get round the no smoking ban.
"Rubens tries to bend the weight regulations by removing himself from the car."
Rubens: Oh, wait...
Formula 1 to institute new Chinese fire-drill penalty for speeding in the pit lane.