F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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Announcer: Today Kids its a privillage to announce that none other than double world champion Fernando Alonso is here to give a speech!

FA: (talks)

Kid on the far right: "Dude check out my new pokemon card"
Kid next to him "no way! how did you get that!"
 
"Promise not to tell anyone, but I'm actually with T-Mobile myself..."


Remember to vote for Round Three people! Great entries so far :D
 
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[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.[/FONT]
 
Welcome to the auditions for the Fernando Alonso mini-me contest.
 
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FA: "Regrets - I've had a few - but then again - too few to mention...
I did - what I had to do - and saw it through - without exemption.
I planned - each charted course - each careful step - along the by-way,
And more - much more than this - I did it...."

*Little boy's mobile phone rings
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FA: "Right, what did I specifically ask you before I started?!"
 
Little kid at the back wispering to his friend "i know these f1 drivers are a bit dim but surely he can work out that he doesnt need a microphone to speak to us when were less than 3 meters away"

Spec....
 
"Yo soy Fernando y no me gusta trabajar con los británicos y los guiris, porque son unos cabrones"
 
1. Allianz
2. Sting

As for Round 4..

Little Kid: "Fernando, where's Lewis?"
 
FA: "I will now do roll call from the board. Vodafone?..... Nope. Vodafone?..... Not here either. Vodaphone?...."

Kid: "What an idiot"
 
Round 3 votes.
1. Pupik
2. Bee

Round Four
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"Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o and on that farm he had a..."
"Duck!"
"E-i-e-i-o. With a quack, quack here and a quack, quack there, here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack, quack. Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o."
 
FINAL ENTRY

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"I would like to start off by offering my sympathies to the families of the children injured in last week's 'Vodafone Spain Go-Karting Challenge with Yuji Ide'..."
 
Good one, Mars. :D

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Alonso: "And now, with one of the ladies in the back, I will demonstrate how to make a pass from behind. Remember, slow in, fast out."

Rear Kid: "I'm volunteering for the left one."
 
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FA - No, I get the high chair. When you're a formula 1 driver you can sit on the high chair, but until then I get it. Look, it's because I'm short ok. I can't have a picture taken of me that makes me look the same size as a bunch of 10 year olds. Basically my entire life I've been compensating for... shortcomings. Someday when you're a world champion formula 1 driver, you too can put yourself in a chair that is so tall your feet don't touch the ground. Trust me, when you're where I am - in a chair so tall that my feet never had a prayer of touching the ground, you'll look back and realize that it was all worth it.

Girls in the back - Alright everyone thank Fernando for sharing with us his inspiring story.
 
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FA - No, I get the high chair. When you're a formula 1 driver you can sit on the high chair, but until then I get it. Look, it's because I'm short ok. I can't have a picture taken of me that makes me look the same size as a bunch of 10 year olds. Basically my entire life I've been compensating for... shortcomings. Someday when you're a world champion formula 1 driver, you too can put yourself in a chair that is so tall your feet don't touch the ground. Trust me, when you're where I am - in a chair so tall that my feet never had a prayer of touching the ground, you'll look back and realize that it was all worth it.

Girls in the back - Alright everyone thank Fernando for sharing with us his inspiring story.

:lol:

You should have added

Women at the left: Cough*shorty*cough
 
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Now that Fernando is sponsored by Vaderphone, he can easily enter the Jedi temple to attack the younglings.
 
"I would like to start off by offering my sympathies to the families of the children injured in last week's 'Vodafone Spain Go-Karting Challenge with Yuji Ide'..."

Between that and Kylehnat's entry in my books. :lol: Awesome stuff guys!
 
If anyone has more than one entry this week (like me, for example!), please now mark your final entry with 'FINAL ENTRY' 👍
 
If anyone has more than one entry this week (like me, for example!), please now mark your final entry with 'FINAL ENTRY' 👍

Just pick one of mine, Chris. They're all rubbish anyway (and then I can blame you when I don't win!)
 
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