F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[TheCracker]

Shall i post another warm-up piccy?

 

[Touring Mars]

This current pic is Week 1 of the 'New Season'

 

[TheCracker]

ignore!

 

[Aquendwato]

This image was a bit too early for it's time:

 

[Bram Turismo]

That one is hilarious! 👍

 

[Appie]

That Sparta thing is getting a bit old. I hear it all the time.

 

[Lee]

Sooo no winner this week TM?

 

[Touring Mars]

Round One: Vote​

Please post your vote in the thread which two quotes you liked the most, in order. Please mark your post with "VOTE:" and then your selections. For example: VOTE: 1 - TheCracker, 2 - Omnis. The winner of the Round One vote will choose the picture for Round Three.

FINAL ENTRIES​

Mario: Quick Nick, gimmie a hug, it'll distract viewers from noticing we're drinking Carlsbergl

Mario: So Nick, about your contract renewal, meet me in my motorhome at 9 tonight, bring a bottle!
Nick: Sorry, what?
Mario: You think I'm joking.. *Tightens hug*

Nick: I thought you'd never ask.

Mario: Now i did

BMW celebrate winning the annual F1 facial hair awards.

Mario: *hic* I ******g love you mate... I do, i totally ******g love you... you're my best mate ever you are *hic* .....hava ever told you how much i love ya? .....I do you know...*hic*... I ******g love you....

"Someone get this hobbit off me!"

"....Oh .....Nick!"

Heidfeld: "It feels great to get that monkey off my back! Oh wait, that's just Mario's arm..."

I have a great picture to use next (if i win)

Mario: If you win the next race, you get the beer!

Nick: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!

Mario: You also gotta survive the Nordschleife

Nick: :|

Engineers: *giggle*

Nick - Let me get a closer look at your moustache, how do you get it so neat Mario?
Mario - Step one, get a box to stand on so you can see the mirror...

MT: How do you feel?!
NH: Super, Mario!
MT: OK, OK... so my moustache could use a trim, but there's no need to be horrible...

NH: Do you know how much I love you, man?

MT: You're not getting my last beer, Nick.

Them:

"LET'S GO HOME AND TRADE POKEMANS!"

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You may provide as many quotes as you like, but if you supply more than one, please now mark your final entry with FINAL ENTRY (well, duh!) otherwise one of your entries will be selected by the judges instead.

 

[DQuaN]

Vote 1 - Pupik

Vote 2 - TheCracker

 

[TheCracker]

Round Two

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[Sting]

Vote 1 - daan

Vote 2 - TheCracker

 

[daan]

Vote 1 - TheCracker

Vote 2 - Mars

 

[Touring Mars]

Vote 1: Pupik
Vote 2: Bee



FINAL ENTRY

"You want how many points this weekend?"

 

[DQuaN]

Ha! Ha!

or

"Ralph enjoying his prostate exam."

 

[Sting]

In attempts to gain more speed, Ralph couldn't believe Toyota's plan to shove a rocket up his a55

 

[daan]

Voice off screen - "I said cough, not laugh"

 

[livemusic]

Vote 1 - Touring Mars

Vote 2 - Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's My Thribble

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Vote 1 - Pupik

Vote 2 - Solid Lifters

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Ralf: "I'm just as fast as my brother, drive a car just as good, get paid just as much and I even look like him! I've got Michael down to a tee ... the only difference is that he's won a World Championship ..."

 

[Pupik]

1: daan
2: Sting

 

[Touring Mars]

Any more votes for Round One? (see here)

Any more entries for Round Two? (see here)

Round Three begins this Friday.....

 

[XGT Taipan]

Ralf enjoys watching Discovery Channel in his spare time.​

Ralf: "Hehe. Look at the monkeys!!!"

 

[Pupik]

Poor composition, lousy framing, head chopped off...and then there's this terrible picture.

 

[Small_Fryz]

Ralf enjoying the story telling at his local kindy

 

[Touring Mars]

Ralf didn't quite understand what the nitrous oxide was supposed to be used for

 

[Touring Mars]

ROUND ONE RESULTS

1. Pupik - 10
2. daan - 8
3. TheCracker - 6
4. Mars - 5
5. Bee - 4
6. RN3KKWWMT - 3
7. Solid Lifters - 2
8. Sting - 1

Congratulations to Pupik, who may now post a new picture for ROUND THREE. Please now vote for ROUND TWO either in the thread or via PM to me. Thanks

ROUND TWO: VOTE

"You want how many points this weekend?"

"Ralph enjoying his prostate exam."

In attempts to gain more speed, Ralph couldn't believe Toyota's plan to shove a rocket up his a55

Voice off screen - "I said cough, not laugh"

Ralf: "I'm just as fast as my brother, drive a car just as good, get paid just as much and I even look like him! I've got Michael down to a tee ... the only difference is that he's won a World Championship ..."

Ralf enjoys watching Discovery Channel in his spare time.​

Ralf: "Hehe. Look at the monkeys!!!"

Poor composition, lousy framing, head chopped off...and then there's this terrible picture.

Ralf enjoying the story telling at his local kindy

Please select your two favourite (in order of preference) and post your choices in this thread or send me a private message, clearly marked ROUND TWO. Thanks 👍

 

[Pupik]

Round Three:

"And now, the Hooray for Everything Singers!"

 

[Bram Turismo]

Guy on the left: "All hail Sato! All hail Sato!"

Guy holding Sato in the air: "That's one big crankshaft you've got in there Sato!"

Sato: "My first point and it feels goooooood!"

 

[Diego440]

blond guy: "man, this Sato mannequin sure is heavy and pompous"

 

[Touring Mars]

Guy in black T-Shirt: "And I thought playing the bagpipes was difficult...!"


Don't forget to vote for Round Two!

 

[livemusic]

Vote 1 - TM

Vote 2 - Small_Fryz