F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[Touring Mars]

Results​

In the final caption contest of the 'season', TheCracker scoops another win to race him up the leaderboard, to finish in 3rd place overall. Roo takes second place with another true-to-life effort, and he's clearly done his homework for this one! Solid_Lifters makes up the podium, with Sting and TVRKing rounding out the rest of the points.

1.

Berger: I had this dream last night that i was going to be a respectable team owner in 16 years time!

Senna: You? never!

2.

Senna: "I've spent the last hour catching 12 frogs in my room."

Berger: "Did you find the snake?"

3.

Berger: So, this fat, stupid American man walks into the food court wondering where he could get a burger. So, the guy behind the counter points to me, and says, "He's Berger."

Senna: Oh, hahahahahha! I love this story already!

Berger: Wait, it gets better. So, the fat, stupid American man says, "Hey! That's no burger! A burger has meat between its buns!"

Senna: Oh, no he didn't!

Berger: Oh, yes he did! Uh, huh-huh!

Senna: Well, this story is getting better, already. Do continue! Uh, huh-huh, haaaa!

Berger: Quite! So, the man behind behind the counter said, "Oh, he's got some meat between his buns, alright!"

Senna: Oh, how devilish! The hilarity of it all! I'm still loving it! A-ha, a-huh-huh, haa! Continue, continue!

Berger: Well, to make a long story short...

Senna: Too late...

Berger: ...He races over and takes a bite out of my hand! And it's my good hand, too! The fat, stupid American actually thought I was a burger! Can you believe it!?

Senna: Stupid, fat Americans... they're so stupid... ...and fat. Ha-a-ha, uh-ha-ha-ha... a-ha...

4.

Berger: *looking slighty stoned* WASSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP?????

Senna: *thinks* Smile and go along, maybe he'll leave.

5.

"I swear to god bro, she had hoohaa's right down to here!"

There will now be a short break until the actual F1 season starts, and a new season of the Caption Competition will begin. Since I am away all of next week, and come back on the day of the first race of the new F1 season, this seems like a good time to end the current contest... Congratulations to both Dunc (RN3KKWWMT) and Pupik who both share the honours as Season Champions, tied in 1st Place at the end of the season! (Leaderboard in Post #1 updated)...

In the meantime, TheCracker may post a new picture (but this will not be part of the contest).

 

[m7ammed]

I do have a pic for this season because it was part of F1 Bahrain test ,

 

[Touring Mars]

It is the prerogative of the previous winner to choose the picture, I'm afraid... however, TheCracker may choose to use your picture, since it's pretty good!

 

[TVRKing]

Ack! Just off the podium.

 

[Loon]

Is it just me or does the Berger guy look like a young president Bush?

 

[Danoff]

My vote is for TheCracker to pick that one. Good picture.

 

[Sting]

Is it just me or does the Berger guy look like a young president Bush?

why'd you have to say that? lol
poor Gerhard Berger

 

[Christhedude]

I do have a pic for this season because it was part of F1 Bahrain test ,

Mechanic in the middle:" Damn... look what happened to these guys... hope nobody sees me with them "

 

[TheCracker]

To keep the thread going until the F1 season starts i suggest that BMW318ciC's Toyota test team pit crew picture should be next.

 

[Specialized]

Rehearsals for Toyotas adaptation of Night Fever were not going as well as planned.

OR

The Toyota F1 team boss was quick to act upon these pictures showing some members of the crew taunting those who's parents couldn't afford to get them the right length trousers.

Spec....

 

[Sting]

Toyota: "No one in Formula 1 is better at standing around and doing jack**** than us!"

 

[Omnis]

Ralf's garage 5 minutes after Cora's visit.

 

[prisonermonkeys]

Technician on far left: "Don't look now, but Rob's doing his Owen Wilson impersonation again."

OR

Faced with a lack of team coverage in 2006, Toyota's Rob decided to attract more interest by any means possible.

 

[Jim Prower]

Center Mechanic: "I am Jaguar, Rrrrawr!"

Far Left Mechanic 1: "And he's been like this because he spent all his time yesterday behind the running car?"
Far Left Mechanic 2: "Yeah. We need to switch to Ethanol."

Or,

Mechanic to immediate left of "Jaguar Man": *Mouthing* HELP ME!!!

 

[Touring Mars]

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope...!"​

 

[TheCracker]

...We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no **** we'll be getting lots of tit In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...

 

[Touring Mars]

👍 I can't believe those are the actual lyrics to that song! You learn something every day.

 

[Lee]

Toyota's "Air DJ 2007" event didn't bring in as many punters as was expected..

 

[Danoff]

I think this counts as captioning.

 

[m7ammed]

LOL@ Danoff thats so funny

 

[TVRKing]

"Woah man, these earphones really bring out the power of my iPod!!!"

 

[Appie]

The whole team excited about their new Toyota Corolla F1

 

[kennythebomb]

Tim Allen: "Aarghf, aarghf"

(His trademark Simian grunt)

 

[inferno]

Woah! spider! kill it, kill it!



i got annother one if i get to post the pic.

 

[Danoff]

Crazy Guy in the Middle: Alright, I'm going to do my growl, but only Bob can watch, everyone else has to look away.

 

[Ev0 4 drifter]

This is what the tiger that i saw looked like!
Other guys: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight (walk away, just walk away) :tup:

 

[Lee]

Rubens: For a greener Earth, I gave up all my savings account for Greenpeace!
JB: Er... Geeze, how can I put this easially.. Christ um, that Memo Rubens, it might just have been a er... Prank..
Rubens:

 

[prisonermonkeys]

JB: The EarthCar isn't our only innovation this year. We've also been working really hard on some new aero advancements, such as lopsided shoulders. Allow me to demonstrate ...
Rubens: Jenson ... that's just poor posture.

 

[Solid Lifters]

 

[TVRKing]

Hang on a minute - Who won the last one?